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Credit to SecretMyth for this subtitle ;)
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When I was a little girl,
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there were real prices and mom prices.
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Real prices got you shiny,
sparkly things that lasted three weeks,
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and mom prices got you brown things...
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...that lasted forever.
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You notice they were 50 percent off?
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Look at...
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But when I looked
into shop windows,
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I saw another world.
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A dreamy world
full of perfect things.
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A world where grown-up girls
got what they wanted.
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They were beautiful.
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Like fairies or princesses.
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They didn't even need any money,
they had magic cards.
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I wanted one.
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Little did I know...
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...I would end up with 12.
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Rebecca Bloomwood.
Occupation: Journalist.
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Jacket: Visa. Dress: AMEX.
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Belt: MasterCard.
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It's vintage. And I got
one percent cash back.
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Bag: Gucci!
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And worth every penny.
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Moving to New York, I met guys.
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And that kind of put things
in perspective.
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'Cause you know that thing, when you see
someone cute and he smiles,
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and your heart kind of goes
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like warm butter
sliding down hot toast?
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Well, that's what it's like
when I see a store.
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Only it's better.
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You see,
a man will never love you
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or treat you as well as a store.
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If a man doesn't fit, you can't
exchange him seven days later
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for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.
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And a store always smells good.
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A store can awaken a lust for things
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you never even knew you needed.
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And when your fingers grasp
those shiny, new bags...
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Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
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Oh, no... I spent $900.
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So you are covering
the yard and tool expo, right?
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I'm on it.
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OK, don't panic.
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Calm. Calm. Bloomingdale's.
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Well, that would be the pants.
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I had to get the pants to match the...
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- Oh, shoes.
- I...
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Hold on...
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- Somebody's stolen my credit card!
- Oh, my God.
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Somebody has stolen
my credit card and gone
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on an insane spending spree
around New York.
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- No!
- Yeah!
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Outdoor World? I've never been
to Outdoor World.
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Yes, you have.
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- You bought that tent, remember?
- No, I didn't.
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- For Kristen's going-away present.
- Never seen a tent.
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I organized the collection
and gave you the money.
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Oh...
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"Special skills: Fencing"?
Fluent in Finnish?
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What?
Who doesn't pad their resume?
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Shoe! Thanks.
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Why can't you get changed
in your own office?
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And let everyone at Gardening Today
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know I've secretly arranged
an interview at Alette magazine?
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Did I mention I have
an interview at Alette magazine?
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Only about a billion times.
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- OK...
- It's kind of a leap, isn't it?
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Gardening to fashion?
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I mean, not that I meant
you couldn't do it...
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Suze... since I was 14
I wanted to work at Alette magazine.
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If I can just get this job
I will be happy forever.
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Wow.
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Rebecca, you just
got a credit card bill of $900.
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You do not need a scarf.
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Then again...
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...who needs a scarf?
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Wrap some old jeans around
your neck, that'll keep you warm.
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That's what your mother would do.
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You're right, she would.
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The point about this scarf is that
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it would become part
of a definition of your...
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Of your psyche.
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Do you see what I mean?
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No, I do. Keep talking.
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It would make your eyes look bigger.
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Mmm...
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It would make my haircut
look more expensive.
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You'd wear it with everything.
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It would be an investment.
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You would walk into
that interview confident.
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- Confident.
- And poised.
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- Poised.
- The girl in the green scarf.
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The green scarf, please.
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Good choice. It's the last one.
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That'll be $120.
How would you like to pay?
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Here's $50 in cash,
can you put 30 on this card...
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Ten on that.
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Twenty on that.
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- It's so cute.
- Declined.
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Really? Could you just...
Could you try it again?
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Really declined.
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- Could you put this to one side?
- I can't hold sale items.
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- Excuse me. It's an emergency.
- Back of the line!
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Excuse me, this is an emergency.
Excuse you, excuse me!
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- Do you do cash back?
- What?
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If I give you a check for $23,
will you give me
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one of your hot dogs
and $20 cash back, please?
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- Do I look like a bank?
- I have an interview.
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They don't hold items.
It's a desperately important scarf.
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Desperately important scarf.
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Know what? It's for my great-aunt.
She's in the hospital.
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Can you ask them
to turn the heating up?
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Want mustard with that?
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Please. I will buy all of your hot dogs.
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- You'll take 97 hot dogs?
- Done.
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Who do I make it...
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That means you just paid
$23 for a hot dog!
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You want your scarf, I want my hot dog.
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Cost and worth
are very different things.
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Thank you! My aunt
will really appreciate it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm here for the interview
at Alette magazine.
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Alette... Oh, filled, internally.
Yesterday.
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They did post it on the Web.
Let's see, who got the job?
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Oh...
Speak of the devil.
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Alicia... Billington.
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She has the longest legs in the world.
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She notes resentfully.
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Great. Faulty.
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- Nice scarf.
- Thanks. I bought it for the interview.
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Scusi...
Come on.
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As we speak, interviews are being held
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at Successful Saving.
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- The money magazine?
- Snort not, sweet child.
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Alette may be your Emerald City,
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but Successful Saving
could be your yellow-brick road.
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Dantay-West is a family of magazines
that acts like a family.
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Deeply nepotistic. Ugh.
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So my advice to you, dear Dorothy,
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is thus...
Once you're in... you're in.
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I'm in.
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Hello, Successful Saving.
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Ms. Bloomwood?
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So what form does this interview take?
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Is it just mainly
a general chat, hobbies...
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's very specific on finance.
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Butterfly investments, futures.
That sort of thing.
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- But he's worth 1.2 billion...
- Good luck.
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- Thanks.
- We talked and talked. Said nothing.
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Yeah, of course I did.
He understands the rules.
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It's always...
Of course we got the bill.
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Listen, I've got to go.
I'm interviewing.
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Mm-mm.
Yeah, no, not me... Bye.
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Sorry about that.
Right, um, Rebecca...
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- Ah! We met!
- Hi! We did. Thank you.
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Sick aunt, scarf. Yep.
Did you get it to her?
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I did. And when a stranger
is kind like that, it's just...
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- Wow.
- That's lovely. Um...
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- Do you have a resume for me?
- I do. Yes, I do!
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Ah...
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I... could pretty much just tell you.
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My name is Rebecca Bloomwood,
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I've been a journalist for five years.
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I'm very comfortable juggling numbers,
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I speak fluent Finnish, I know...
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- Finnish?
- Yes, Finnish.
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- I'm also...
- That's interesting. Why Finnish?
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What's behind you?
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- Um...
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, it's a naked man. Oh, sorry.
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It gave me such a fright. I, uh...
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I didn't know what it was.
Clearly, he's beheaded.
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Who would do that to him?
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Well, a few questions.
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But, look! Makes you wonder
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what they're looking at
on the fifth floor, right?
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You could turn your desk around
and just stare at it all day.
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I would.
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- Not.
- Ms. Bloomwood.
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I'm not a pervert.
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Sit down.
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I'm sorry, I'm terrible at interviews.
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Any financial stories that have
caught your eye recently?
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Yes. And I am glad
that you brought that up.
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Because I am furious.
No, I really am.
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No, I mean, what is the story
with the recent fish crisis?
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Fish crisis?
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- Fiscal... crisis.
- Fiscal crisis.
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- Terrifying. Fiscally, I mean.
- How so?
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- For the fiscal family.
- I'm sorry.
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- Not a moment too soon.
- Ms. Bloomwood, you dropped your scarf.
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She died.
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Oh, Ms. Bloomwood, you have had
a very, very tough 25 minutes.
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I'm glad you understand!
So many people just... Right.
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OK, so I would propose we curtail...
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Did you just scrub my name off?
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- Oh, no. Routine.
- That seems premature.
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OK, I'm gonna propose that
we curtail this interview forthwith.
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So I'll leave you and your numbers,
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but thank you very much for seeing me,
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and I appreciate... Oh!
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I appreciate everything.
Good day.
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Good day.
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Come on. Let's go give
Mrs. Great Outdoors her tent.
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She's not retiring.
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- What?
- She's abandoning a sinking ship.
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That little rat! The magazine's
folding and she knew!
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She knew and she didn't tell anybody.
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Well, on the bright side,
you hated working for that magazine.
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It was my income, Suze.
I need my income!
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OK, Bex, the most important thing
is not to panic.
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- Don't answer the phone!
- No!
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- It might be a debt collector!
- Hello?
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- It's Derek Smeath.
- The list. Get the list!
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- I think I saw it over here.
- Take the lamp!
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- It's here!
- Bloomingdale's...
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- Hospital for depression.
- Detained in Finland on work.
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Visa, dead dog.
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All City Debt Collection.
You have to do it.
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- Hello! Hi!
- Ms. Bloomwood?
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- Hello.
- I'm sorry. It's actually not.
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She's still recovering from...
You know... OK.
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I'll have her call you as soon as...
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- Yes?
- As soon as she's come back
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- from... From...
- Finland! Finland!
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- Clearly she's not too...
- Aah!
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Why do so many of your excuses
involve Finland?
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'Cause no one checks up
on Finland, Tarkie.
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How am I going to pay you the rent now?
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Well, I'm ripping up your rent check!
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No, Suze, you can't do it again.
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It's my apartment,
well, my parent's apartment,
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- but it's my rules.
- I'm gonna buy you the biggest present.
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I am! I know where I'm going to go.
There's a sale at Macy's!
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Tarkie...
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I'll be at my place.
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Thanks, baby. Bex, I'll get
the tequila, you get the bills.
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I'll do this. It can't be that bad.
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It's just like a Band-Aid.
It's gonna be fine.
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Bex! Two hundred dollars
on Marc Jacobs underwear?
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Oh, underwear is a basic human right.
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Seventy-eight dollars
on lavender honey!
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I felt sorry for the shop assistant.
She had a lazy eye.
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I didn't know which way
she was looking. It was so sad.
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I can't even talk about this one.
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A foot spa? What were you
doing at a foot spa?
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Let's take a break.
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They said I was a valued customer.
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Now they send me hate mail.
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Bex.
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Oh, God...
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How are you going to pay off
sixteen thousand twelve hundred
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and 62 dollars
and 70 cents with no job?
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I could win the lottery.
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Maybe you should have a backup plan.
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Oh! Backup plan, I got it, I got it.
Backup plan.
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OK. When Tarkie
thought of his dream job,
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he, um, wrote this proposal
just about him, you know,
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what he's made of
and that's what you can do.
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You can write a fashion piece
and send it to Alette.
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Like, "Hey, Alette, look what I can do!"
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You just gotta figure out
what to write about.
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"Consider your shoe an investment.
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Everything is resting upon it.
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The most important point
is that every shoe
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should earn its place in your... "
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Bex, this is so funny. You're so smart.
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- You're the best writer ever!
- Do you like it?
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- You're fabulous!
- Wait! Another one.
00:16:32.024 --> 00:16:35.619
To that guy at that savings thingy
magazine who didn't hire me.
00:16:37.563 --> 00:16:40.123
"Dear Uptight Editor...
00:16:41.433 --> 00:16:44.960
- You can stick your job up your ass. "
- Man on a bike!
00:16:45.004 --> 00:16:46.665
Hello!
00:16:46.705 --> 00:16:52.701
"Here's $20. Buy yourself
some decent clothes. "
00:16:54.947 --> 00:16:56.642
I'm back!
00:16:56.682 --> 00:16:59.310
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:16:59.351 --> 00:17:02.878
This is for Alette magazine.
00:17:02.921 --> 00:17:05.014
Please, please. Kiss it for good luck.
00:17:05.057 --> 00:17:08.424
- Mwah!
- And this one...
00:17:08.460 --> 00:17:10.951
...is for Mr. Successful Saving.
00:17:11.930 --> 00:17:14.558
Bleah... Money, money, money.
00:17:17.302 --> 00:17:20.931
I better get the job, I've got no money.
00:17:20.973 --> 00:17:23.203
I've got no money.
00:17:23.242 --> 00:17:27.702
# You put the lime in the coconut...
00:17:27.746 --> 00:17:30.306
Doesn't this just cheer you up?
00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:34.217
- It's not working, Mom.
- Come on, you'll get another job.
00:17:34.253 --> 00:17:37.689
Life is like a swap meet.
You never know
00:17:37.723 --> 00:17:40.487
when great riches...
00:17:41.493 --> 00:17:44.360
...are going to turn up unexpectedly.
00:17:45.597 --> 00:17:47.622
What can I get for a quarter?
00:17:47.666 --> 00:17:49.429
This!
00:17:49.468 --> 00:17:51.026
- Comme �a?
- It's fantastic.
00:17:52.671 --> 00:17:56.437
- What are they gettin' for that?
- It's growing on me.
00:17:56.475 --> 00:17:59.376
- How much for this?
- Twenty dollars.
00:17:59.411 --> 00:18:02.312
- Oh!
- �Hola?
00:18:02.347 --> 00:18:06.477
Um, Rebecca. Luke Brandon,
Successful Saving.
00:18:06.518 --> 00:18:07.746
Yes?
00:18:07.786 --> 00:18:11.779
Sorry to call so early,
but I got your letter.
00:18:11.824 --> 00:18:14.452
And I have to say
it was a bit of a surprise.
00:18:14.493 --> 00:18:18.293
Well, I hope I made my point.
00:18:18.330 --> 00:18:21.128
Oh, you did. You did. Very well.
00:18:21.166 --> 00:18:23.100
The whole metaphor. Very clever.
00:18:23.135 --> 00:18:26.468
Yes, wasn't it.
The whole metaphor was...
00:18:26.505 --> 00:18:29.633
Wait... What? I'm sorry...
00:18:29.675 --> 00:18:32.109
Describing the principles
of security investment
00:18:32.144 --> 00:18:35.307
in terms of the way different women
purchase different shoes
00:18:35.347 --> 00:18:38.145
was... different.
00:18:38.183 --> 00:18:43.018
Hello? Sounds like you might be
in the middle of something.
00:18:43.055 --> 00:18:46.081
I was trying to say
that it gave me an idea.
00:18:46.125 --> 00:18:49.424
Would you like
to come in? I don't...
00:18:49.461 --> 00:18:51.088
Can I help you, dear?
00:18:51.130 --> 00:18:54.031
I think I just sent the editor
of Alette magazine $20
00:18:54.066 --> 00:18:57.331
to buy herself decent clothes
and stick her job up her ass.
00:19:19.158 --> 00:19:21.752
These go...
00:19:35.040 --> 00:19:38.134
- Hey, clothes for Alette.
- I'll call her assistant.
00:19:38.177 --> 00:19:40.839
Hi. Clothes are here
for Alette's approval.
00:19:40.879 --> 00:19:42.574
She'll be right out.
00:19:42.614 --> 00:19:46.710
What do you think about you and me
going out on Friday night?
00:19:46.752 --> 00:19:48.242
- Ooh...
- I mean, if you want to.
00:19:48.287 --> 00:19:50.414
Would you like to go out
on Friday night?
00:19:50.455 --> 00:19:53.253
I don't know. I might have plans.
00:19:53.292 --> 00:19:56.227
You might... Do you
ever wear any of this stuff?
00:19:56.261 --> 00:19:58.855
Some of it's a little far out for me.
00:19:58.897 --> 00:20:00.524
- Totally far out.
- Yeah.
00:20:00.566 --> 00:20:04.332
It's crazy, but I guess that's
the world of high fashion?
00:20:04.369 --> 00:20:06.337
- Yes.
- Yeah, I know about that.
00:20:06.371 --> 00:20:09.431
I am one of the best. I don't
let this out of my sight.
00:20:09.474 --> 00:20:11.772
I guard it with my life.
00:20:11.810 --> 00:20:14.608
A lot of pressure on me
00:20:14.646 --> 00:20:17.376
to make sure everyone
gets these letters...
00:20:17.416 --> 00:20:19.680
- Get them there on time.
- Got to get my job done.
00:20:19.718 --> 00:20:22.278
See, I take my job very seriously.
00:20:22.321 --> 00:20:24.983
- Yes. And to deliver...
- Oh, really?
00:20:25.023 --> 00:20:28.515
And to deliver the mail,
but as the mail carrier
00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:31.529
it's a lot of pressure on me
to get people their letters,
00:20:31.563 --> 00:20:33.190
I've never lost a letter yet.
00:20:33.232 --> 00:20:35.700
I want
no more vertical buttonholes.
00:20:35.734 --> 00:20:37.395
I'm so bored with vertical buttonholes.
00:20:37.436 --> 00:20:40.269
Is this for the Kaleidoscope shoot
with Paolo?
00:20:40.305 --> 00:20:46.210
Oh, but this!
00:20:46.245 --> 00:20:50.841
Cavalli.
He has read my mind.
00:20:50.882 --> 00:20:53.316
It's marvelous. We can use it all.
00:20:53.352 --> 00:20:55.445
Take it in.
00:21:00.058 --> 00:21:03.926
Oh, God.
What are you doing?
00:21:03.962 --> 00:21:07.329
This is Alette.
Is this where you should be?
00:21:15.007 --> 00:21:18.101
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
00:21:18.143 --> 00:21:22.512
Dantay-West didn't hire me to be
an editor of this magazine.
00:21:22.547 --> 00:21:27.177
They hired me to throw it a rope
and pull it out of the swamp.
00:21:27.219 --> 00:21:28.948
And that's...
00:21:28.987 --> 00:21:31.319
Hi, everyone.
I'm Rebecca Bloomwood.
00:21:31.356 --> 00:21:32.983
Sit down, Rebecca.
00:21:37.529 --> 00:21:41.124
What makes a magazine
move from the newsstands?
00:21:43.635 --> 00:21:47.196
Real, unvarnished stories,
00:21:47.239 --> 00:21:50.640
whether the people that we are
writing about like them or not.
00:21:50.676 --> 00:21:54.339
Successful Saving is currently
the People magazine
00:21:54.379 --> 00:21:58.645
of financial journalism,
and this is where that ends.
00:21:58.684 --> 00:22:01.244
From now...
00:22:08.193 --> 00:22:09.217
Sorry.
00:22:10.562 --> 00:22:15.056
From now on
we don't copy, we examine.
00:22:15.100 --> 00:22:18.331
- We probe.
- Ooh!
00:22:20.339 --> 00:22:23.137
I liked your piece.
I said that on the phone.
00:22:23.175 --> 00:22:25.370
- Good. Good.
- Hayley!
00:22:25.410 --> 00:22:27.139
What do you say a three-week trial.
00:22:27.179 --> 00:22:29.875
- And give her this cubicle.
- Oh, this one's lovely.
00:22:29.915 --> 00:22:31.815
They're all three by six.
00:22:31.850 --> 00:22:34.410
You can start with a thousand words
on the effect of changing
00:22:34.453 --> 00:22:36.318
interest rate on store card APRs.
00:22:36.355 --> 00:22:38.289
Good.
00:22:46.631 --> 00:22:49.566
You still have the label
on your new glasses.
00:22:51.470 --> 00:22:53.904
What? Oh.
00:22:53.939 --> 00:22:56.533
You took a job
at a savings magazine? You?
00:22:56.575 --> 00:22:59.009
I know it sounds bad,
but it is, in fact,
00:22:59.044 --> 00:23:01.103
part of a very structured plan.
00:23:01.146 --> 00:23:03.205
Yeah, that's great,
but then in a lot of ways
00:23:03.248 --> 00:23:05.239
it's kinda not great.
What do they call it
00:23:05.283 --> 00:23:08.150
when an animal rights person
gets trampled to death by a cow?
00:23:08.186 --> 00:23:10.086
I don't think there is a word for that.
00:23:10.122 --> 00:23:12.647
"Ironic. " Ironic
that Rebecca Bloomwood
00:23:12.691 --> 00:23:14.852
is advising people
on how to handle money.
00:23:16.128 --> 00:23:17.925
But I guess it would be nice
00:23:17.963 --> 00:23:20.431
if my maid of honor
could afford her own dress.
00:23:22.501 --> 00:23:24.332
- He asked?
- Yes!
00:23:24.369 --> 00:23:25.859
Oh, my God!
You should've been there.
00:23:25.904 --> 00:23:27.462
- How did he say it?
- Hey!
00:23:27.506 --> 00:23:31.135
The, uh, credit limit
on your card was reached.
00:23:33.645 --> 00:23:37.638
You know, I think I want my husband-
to-be to propose to me in Barneys.
00:23:37.682 --> 00:23:41.413
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
00:23:41.453 --> 00:23:45.116
- Yes, you are.
- I just found the perfect book for you.
00:23:45.157 --> 00:23:49.787
Control Your Urge to Shop,
with Garrett E. Barton.
00:23:49.828 --> 00:23:51.125
That's me.
00:23:51.163 --> 00:23:55.691
Do you find yourself
constantly drawn toward stores?
00:23:55.734 --> 00:23:57.861
- Yes.
- Nope.
00:23:57.903 --> 00:24:00.929
Does your heart quicken
when you see new merchandise
00:24:00.972 --> 00:24:02.405
in neatly stacked piles?
00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.875
- Yes! This guy's good.
- No.
00:24:04.910 --> 00:24:08.971
Did you answer no to these questions
and are consequently in denial?
00:24:09.014 --> 00:24:11.107
- Yes.
- No!
00:24:11.149 --> 00:24:13.617
Did you just say "no" again?
00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:16.651
- No.
- Yes.
00:24:16.688 --> 00:24:21.148
Step one: de-clutter your life.
Throw it all out.
00:24:21.193 --> 00:24:23.991
Just box it up and toss it!
00:24:25.630 --> 00:24:28.793
Simplicity and order
are your new watchwords.
00:24:28.834 --> 00:24:32.998
Excuse me. Hello?
00:24:34.239 --> 00:24:36.571
It's a fresh start calling.
00:24:38.710 --> 00:24:40.234
And it's for you.
00:24:46.751 --> 00:24:48.116
On your way to work,
00:24:48.153 --> 00:24:52.055
ignore the siren call
of the store window.
00:24:53.892 --> 00:24:57.453
Your new mantra is, "Do I need this?"
00:24:57.496 --> 00:24:59.054
No.
00:24:59.698 --> 00:25:01.563
What's this?
00:25:01.600 --> 00:25:05.058
A thousand words
on store card APRs?
00:25:05.103 --> 00:25:08.732
Which looks as if it's been copied
straight out of Money for Dummies.
00:25:10.742 --> 00:25:14.041
No, I wanted a thousand words
on APRs from an angle.
00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:15.273
Is that not an angle?
00:25:15.313 --> 00:25:17.543
Not unless you call "head-on" an angle.
00:25:17.582 --> 00:25:18.879
- No, I don't.
- Try it again.
00:25:18.917 --> 00:25:21.351
- Remind me why I hired you.
- OK.
00:25:34.332 --> 00:25:36.300
Rebecca?
00:25:37.969 --> 00:25:42.463
Did you just type "good angles
on APRs" into Google?
00:25:44.409 --> 00:25:47.378
Yes. I Googled.
00:25:51.249 --> 00:25:55.709
- Am I fired?
- Get your coat.
00:25:55.754 --> 00:25:57.221
You know these guys, right?
00:25:57.255 --> 00:25:59.450
Comintex? Communications company?
00:25:59.491 --> 00:26:01.049
Yes. Absolutely.
00:26:01.092 --> 00:26:03.253
This year has been a year
of unparalleled growth
00:26:03.295 --> 00:26:04.819
in the communications industry.
00:26:04.863 --> 00:26:07.161
Overall, pal. Not in your company.
00:26:07.198 --> 00:26:08.961
For us, at Comintex,
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:11.901
profits reflect that this has been
a year of acquisitions,
00:26:11.937 --> 00:26:16.533
both of APL and of the Dutch
fiber-optic company, Zandak.
00:26:16.575 --> 00:26:19.339
Neatly masking the 24 million in bonuses
00:26:19.377 --> 00:26:22.540
- these guys paid themselves.
- Hmph. I know.
00:26:24.683 --> 00:26:27.982
Now, what we have here, Rebecca,
is a situation in which someone
00:26:28.019 --> 00:26:30.579
needs to be asking
some very hard questions.
00:26:30.622 --> 00:26:32.988
- Absolutely.
- Put your hand up.
00:26:33.024 --> 00:26:36.790
- What? No!
- Put your hand up.
00:26:36.828 --> 00:26:38.489
I don't have hard-hitting questions.
00:26:38.530 --> 00:26:40.760
- I'll give you questions.
- I'm gonna take notes.
00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:43.165
- No, Put your hand up.
- I'm more of a student.
00:26:43.201 --> 00:26:45.101
You'll be fine. Put your hand up.
00:26:45.136 --> 00:26:47.331
Hello. Hi. Hello.
00:26:47.372 --> 00:26:49.932
- He's not listening. He can't hear me.
- Louder. Stand up.
00:26:49.975 --> 00:26:52.500
- Rebecca Bloomwood!
... should see a...
00:26:55.714 --> 00:26:58.080
Hello.
00:26:58.116 --> 00:27:03.418
- From. From. From. From.
- Hi, from Successful Saving.
00:27:03.455 --> 00:27:04.581
It's a magazine.
00:27:04.623 --> 00:27:07.820
We'll be taking questions
after the report.
00:27:07.859 --> 00:27:09.690
Good. Uh...
00:27:09.728 --> 00:27:12.128
- Ask him how much he earns.
- How much do you burn?
00:27:12.163 --> 00:27:13.596
- Earn.
- Earn.
00:27:13.632 --> 00:27:15.122
- Excuse me?
- Louder.
00:27:15.166 --> 00:27:17.259
What do you earn?
00:27:17.302 --> 00:27:20.897
- We'll take questions after.
- Why award themselves bonuses...
00:27:20.939 --> 00:27:22.668
Why did you award
yourself bonuses...
00:27:22.707 --> 00:27:24.504
...twenty-four million...
... of 23...
00:27:24.542 --> 00:27:27.272
- Twenty-four. Million.
... billion...
00:27:27.312 --> 00:27:29.974
- Million dollars...
... while investors lost eight percent?
00:27:30.015 --> 00:27:33.678
...while your investors
lost eight percent?
00:27:37.789 --> 00:27:40.656
As I said, I'll be happy
to answer questions...
00:27:40.692 --> 00:27:42.557
Is that true?
00:27:46.898 --> 00:27:50.026
A long pause and no answer.
00:27:50.068 --> 00:27:53.629
- Long pause, no answer.
- No, no...
00:27:55.373 --> 00:27:56.965
OK. You know why we did that?
00:27:57.008 --> 00:27:58.976
Some kind of cruel initiation rite?
00:27:59.010 --> 00:28:00.705
Listen to this.
00:28:00.745 --> 00:28:04.374
"Security can mean different
things to different people.
00:28:04.416 --> 00:28:07.613
For some, it's going to a party
wearing the right shoes.
00:28:07.652 --> 00:28:10.212
This might leave you feeling
secure for an evening,
00:28:10.255 --> 00:28:13.190
but have a crippling effect
on you in later life. "
00:28:13.224 --> 00:28:15.317
- I wrote that.
- You wrote that.
00:28:15.360 --> 00:28:17.692
Now, what firms like Comintex
00:28:17.729 --> 00:28:21.096
thrive on is an endemic lack
of public understanding.
00:28:21.132 --> 00:28:22.929
They get away with murder because...
00:28:22.967 --> 00:28:27.404
Maisie with a root beer and a $200
investment portfolio,
00:28:27.439 --> 00:28:28.463
what does she know?
00:28:28.506 --> 00:28:31.498
What does she actually know
about what those guys are doing?
00:28:31.543 --> 00:28:33.670
What she's told.
00:28:33.712 --> 00:28:36.010
And if the magazines
she looks to for answers
00:28:36.047 --> 00:28:37.810
aren't asking the right questions,
00:28:37.849 --> 00:28:39.840
it isn't good for Maisie.
00:28:40.919 --> 00:28:45.583
I want you to tell the truth in a way
that Maisie can understand.
00:28:46.725 --> 00:28:49.853
Now, go home,
write me an initial outline
00:28:49.894 --> 00:28:52.727
and e-mail it to me by 3:00. OK?
00:29:13.518 --> 00:29:15.145
Oh, no.
00:29:16.087 --> 00:29:18.248
Oh, yeah. Nice!
00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:21.747
You know, I just got a call
from Jeff Kanter at Comintex.
00:29:21.793 --> 00:29:23.317
They're having
their stockholders' meeting.
00:29:23.361 --> 00:29:25.829
- Yes, I sent someone.
- Yeah, you did.
00:29:25.864 --> 00:29:27.627
A real find, actually, the girl I sent.
00:29:27.665 --> 00:29:30.156
She's sparky, honest.
00:29:30.201 --> 00:29:32.965
Exactly the type
that I was hoping to find.
00:29:33.004 --> 00:29:37.441
I assume that's why Edgar West
got you to recruit me.
00:29:37.475 --> 00:29:39.136
- Damn it!
- Ooh. Slice.
00:29:39.177 --> 00:29:42.374
I hired you to fix the bottom line
of this magazine,
00:29:42.413 --> 00:29:45.871
and we know the key to that
is advertising revenue.
00:29:47.285 --> 00:29:50.152
Now, you hired me
to create a product that sells,
00:29:50.188 --> 00:29:54.090
- not to sell a product.
- What if I'm with Edgar West.
00:29:54.125 --> 00:29:57.526
We're playing golf, and he just turns
to me, sort of nonchalantly, and says,
00:29:57.562 --> 00:30:00.292
"Hey, I'd like to know why
Luke Brandon decided to hire
00:30:00.331 --> 00:30:03.630
a journalist who could damage the
commercial interests of Dantay-West. "
00:30:03.668 --> 00:30:07.764
- What do you think about that?
- I haven't, because she won't.
00:30:12.677 --> 00:30:14.611
I feel like I've run a marathon.
00:30:16.214 --> 00:30:17.772
They have Galliano!
00:30:17.816 --> 00:30:21.775
They have Gucci half off,
Calvin Klein half off!
00:30:21.820 --> 00:30:25.051
You'll get your turn, just be patient.
00:30:25.089 --> 00:30:29.116
At every point
I will ask, "Do I need this?"
00:30:31.196 --> 00:30:32.823
There's another entrance this way!
00:30:44.008 --> 00:30:46.203
Well, these
cashmere gloves I need
00:30:46.244 --> 00:30:49.042
as it is winter and I have... hands.
00:30:49.080 --> 00:30:50.172
So that's all.
00:30:50.215 --> 00:30:51.409
I'll buy these and these alone.
00:30:51.449 --> 00:30:53.041
My gosh, Missoni!
00:30:53.084 --> 00:30:57.680
Now walk away,
strong and frugal.
00:30:57.722 --> 00:31:00.623
Oh, my God! Pucci boots.
00:31:02.594 --> 00:31:04.562
Fifty percent off?
00:31:04.596 --> 00:31:06.996
Do I need these?
00:31:07.031 --> 00:31:10.432
Do I need these?
Do I need these?
00:31:10.468 --> 00:31:12.231
No.
00:31:13.905 --> 00:31:15.668
Jeannie, Pucci boots!
00:31:15.707 --> 00:31:18.437
Uh, oh, I'm so sorry. I had 'em first.
00:31:18.476 --> 00:31:19.602
But you put them down.
00:31:19.644 --> 00:31:22.670
No, I know I did, but I saw 'em first,
so I'm gonna take 'em.
00:31:22.714 --> 00:31:24.204
Then you took your hands off them.
00:31:24.249 --> 00:31:26.410
Give me the boots,
and no one gets hurt!
00:31:26.451 --> 00:31:28.282
Give me the boots.
Give me the boots!
00:31:29.854 --> 00:31:31.412
Look! There's a sale on Burberry!
00:31:31.456 --> 00:31:34.016
That's the oldest trick
in the book!
00:31:34.058 --> 00:31:36.253
- Give 'em!
- Don't you tell me...
00:31:36.294 --> 00:31:37.556
Give me the boots!
00:31:37.595 --> 00:31:39.825
I waited in line all morning for this!
00:31:39.864 --> 00:31:42.355
Ah! Ha-ha!
00:32:32.984 --> 00:32:36.647
"Your store card is like
a 50 percent-off cashmere coat.
00:32:36.688 --> 00:32:38.178
The first time you meet,
00:32:38.222 --> 00:32:40.156
it promises to be
your best friend.
00:32:40.191 --> 00:32:45.026
Until you look closely and
realize it's not real cashmere. "
00:32:45.063 --> 00:32:47.088
You've been ripped off.
00:32:47.131 --> 00:32:49.497
Right. You get it? You get it.
00:32:49.534 --> 00:32:52.935
- We get it. Now go away.
- Ha!
00:32:52.971 --> 00:32:55.496
"Then, as winter comes,
you discover that your coat
00:32:55.540 --> 00:32:57.508
isn't actually a friend at all.
00:32:57.542 --> 00:33:00.340
You should have read the fine print.
00:33:00.378 --> 00:33:02.812
Should look more closely
what you're getting into. "
00:33:08.653 --> 00:33:10.245
You should put a picture in that.
00:33:10.288 --> 00:33:14.622
It's a present.
Haven't got 'round to filling it yet.
00:33:14.659 --> 00:33:18.595
My mom bought me this exact one
from a thrift store.
00:33:18.629 --> 00:33:20.893
Probably paid half what you paid,
00:33:20.932 --> 00:33:23.059
not that they often shop
at thrift stores.
00:33:25.403 --> 00:33:28.338
- What?
- This is good.
00:33:29.374 --> 00:33:30.568
- Really?
- Mmm.
00:33:30.608 --> 00:33:33.008
Is it by Rebecca Bloomwood?
00:33:33.044 --> 00:33:36.878
Yes! My friend Suze saw me writing it.
00:33:36.914 --> 00:33:40.748
I mean, is that how
you want your name to appear?
00:33:40.785 --> 00:33:42.650
- "By Rebecca Bloomwood"?
- Oh, right.
00:33:42.687 --> 00:33:44.587
I don't want to be too associated
with this magazine.
00:33:44.622 --> 00:33:45.850
Sorry?
00:33:45.890 --> 00:33:49.189
Because I just think it would be better
00:33:49.227 --> 00:33:51.752
to be slightly more of an everyman.
00:33:51.796 --> 00:33:55.323
Um, a little more ooh-ooh-ohh.
00:33:55.366 --> 00:34:01.396
Mysterious, rather than just...
Becky? Hmm.
00:34:02.206 --> 00:34:03.901
Hmm.
00:34:05.309 --> 00:34:08.972
"The Girl in the Green Scarf.
Thank you.
00:34:09.013 --> 00:34:11.607
I bought your magazine
this morning and have already
00:34:11.649 --> 00:34:15.745
told three stores where
to stick their credit cards. "
00:34:15.787 --> 00:34:18.813
Oh! Hey, check it out:
00:34:18.856 --> 00:34:21.086
Jay Brogan, Queens, via e-mail:
00:34:21.125 --> 00:34:24.185
"Man, is it easy to feel
those guys do it for your benefit.
00:34:24.228 --> 00:34:26.423
- You never check the APR."
- Call him from my desk
00:34:26.464 --> 00:34:28.364
- if you want. Oh.
- No, no. I'm OK.
00:34:28.399 --> 00:34:31.232
"I'll tell you what, I have now.
Thanks, Mrs. Green Scarf. "
00:34:31.269 --> 00:34:33.134
We never get this kind of response.
00:34:33.171 --> 00:34:36.971
Excuse me, sir. Edgar West.
00:34:37.008 --> 00:34:39.875
That's not good. He hates us.
00:34:42.680 --> 00:34:44.045
Luke Brandon.
00:34:44.082 --> 00:34:46.346
I've just spent a few minutes
rather wrapped up
00:34:46.384 --> 00:34:48.682
in your "Green Scarf. "
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:50.209
I like it.
00:34:50.254 --> 00:34:54.452
Uh, she obviously has a passion
for personal finance.
00:34:54.492 --> 00:34:57.723
Excuse me, I'm sorry,
but he is really being persistent.
00:34:57.762 --> 00:34:59.320
He needs to talk to you.
00:34:59.363 --> 00:35:01.263
Could you tell him
that I'm busy, please.
00:35:01.299 --> 00:35:03.096
You're a lucky man, Mr. Brandon.
00:35:03.134 --> 00:35:05.602
It's this charity that
I'm the chairperson of, it's...
00:35:05.636 --> 00:35:10.699
Thank you, sir. It seems that
he liked the column so much
00:35:10.741 --> 00:35:14.507
that he's sending extra copies
of the magazine to his children.
00:35:14.545 --> 00:35:17.605
Oh, my God. I can't believe that.
00:35:20.218 --> 00:35:23.346
I'm really sorry, sir.
There's a man holding on line two,
00:35:23.387 --> 00:35:26.515
and he says it's a matter
of life or death.
00:35:26.557 --> 00:35:29.993
- What's his name?
- Um, Derek Smeath.
00:35:30.027 --> 00:35:34.123
- Derek Smeath.
- Oh! No!
00:35:37.535 --> 00:35:38.832
Ha!
00:35:47.578 --> 00:35:51.674
Exactly how long has this
ex-boyfriend been stalking you?
00:35:53.951 --> 00:35:56.715
Ever since the relationship ended.
00:35:56.754 --> 00:36:01.123
He's been following me around
pretending to be a debt collector.
00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:03.457
I was once stalked...
00:36:04.562 --> 00:36:06.689
...by a dog.
00:36:09.233 --> 00:36:13.670
OK. Look, take the rest of the day
00:36:13.704 --> 00:36:17.538
and block all future calls
from Derek Smeath.
00:36:17.575 --> 00:36:19.736
Yes, sir.
00:36:35.726 --> 00:36:38.160
Spend it wisely, huh?
00:36:39.830 --> 00:36:42.560
Oh, God. Dad?
00:36:43.701 --> 00:36:47.262
Money... is what I came
to talk to you about.
00:36:47.305 --> 00:36:49.273
Oh, yeah?
Hey, honey?
00:36:49.307 --> 00:36:50.740
- Yeah?
- Becau...
00:36:50.775 --> 00:36:53.300
- You got them wings?
- Coming.
00:36:53.344 --> 00:36:54.936
It's funny because your mom and I
00:36:54.979 --> 00:36:56.571
were gonna call you over here today
00:36:56.614 --> 00:37:00.573
to talk about pretty much
the exact same thing. Money.
00:37:00.618 --> 00:37:02.916
- Savings.
- Our money. Our life savings.
00:37:02.954 --> 00:37:03.978
Really?
00:37:04.021 --> 00:37:07.081
All our married life,
we've been the kind of people
00:37:07.124 --> 00:37:09.456
that we just don't spend, we save.
00:37:09.493 --> 00:37:11.586
We've built up quite a little nest egg.
00:37:11.629 --> 00:37:14.359
- Of money.
- A big nest egg of money.
00:37:14.398 --> 00:37:17.026
- Of dough.
- Yeah, we do.
00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:18.729
And so, we decided...
00:37:18.769 --> 00:37:20.760
That we wanted to
call you here,
00:37:20.805 --> 00:37:22.170
our only beautiful,
00:37:22.206 --> 00:37:27.576
lovely daughter
to tell you that, well...
00:37:27.612 --> 00:37:29.637
We spent it!
00:37:30.548 --> 00:37:32.709
Every last cent.
00:37:38.723 --> 00:37:40.987
He's still just getting the hang of it.
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.292
Isn't she a babe?
00:37:45.329 --> 00:37:48.924
He's wanted one of these
since the day I met him.
00:37:48.966 --> 00:37:51.901
It's got a built-in blender,
four electric fans,
00:37:51.936 --> 00:37:53.460
and a thermal sewage disposal.
00:37:53.504 --> 00:37:55.472
Kathy and Gordon, in England,
00:37:55.506 --> 00:37:58.304
you know the ones whose pool
collapsed because of the mold?
00:37:58.342 --> 00:37:59.809
- Kathy with the beard?
- Yep.
00:37:59.844 --> 00:38:01.573
Yes, she had electrolysis.
00:38:01.612 --> 00:38:05.104
They sent us this off the Web.
It's an article about...
00:38:05.149 --> 00:38:06.810
Makes you think about money.
00:38:06.851 --> 00:38:09.979
- About what it's really worth.
- Security in your old age?
00:38:10.021 --> 00:38:13.422
Or is it investing in what you love?
00:38:13.457 --> 00:38:15.357
You have got to read it.
00:38:15.393 --> 00:38:18.692
It's by someone called
The Girl in the Green Scarf.
00:38:20.998 --> 00:38:22.522
She's a genius.
00:38:22.566 --> 00:38:28.471
Oh, my God. Guys!
We're international!
00:38:28.506 --> 00:38:30.133
Yes!
00:38:30.174 --> 00:38:32.768
Luke, we've taken Asia.
00:38:32.810 --> 00:38:35.142
Russell, how's that article
on mortgage brokers?
00:38:35.179 --> 00:38:37.272
- It's gonna be huge.
- Paycheck.
00:38:37.315 --> 00:38:39.215
- Uh, Rebecca?
- Thank you.
00:38:39.250 --> 00:38:41.309
- Yes?
- I want you to come with me
00:38:41.352 --> 00:38:42.944
to the APA Conference next week.
00:38:42.987 --> 00:38:46.548
Absolutely. What's the APA Conference?
00:38:46.590 --> 00:38:48.353
The biggest magazine
event of the year.
00:38:48.392 --> 00:38:49.791
In Miami.
00:38:49.827 --> 00:38:52.990
Oh, Luke. I think I should
definitely be there.
00:38:53.030 --> 00:38:55.225
Early, I mean,
and you know, make sure that
00:38:55.266 --> 00:38:57.894
the hotel's OK and find
good restaurants in case
00:38:57.935 --> 00:39:00.028
anyone wants to relax.
Not that I intend to,
00:39:00.071 --> 00:39:01.868
but you never know, some people might.
00:39:01.906 --> 00:39:04.306
I'm glad
you're enthusiastic about it.
00:39:04.342 --> 00:39:08.278
- I'm kind of excited myself.
- Oh. You are?
00:39:12.283 --> 00:39:14.683
Yeah, I mean because a lot of people
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.051
are very excited to meet you.
00:39:17.088 --> 00:39:20.990
You've opened up
a whole new demographic.
00:39:21.025 --> 00:39:26.088
- You're opening up his what?
- Demographic.
00:39:26.130 --> 00:39:27.688
- Mm-hmm.
- Which is why he wants to
00:39:27.732 --> 00:39:29.757
take me to the beach.
I mean the conference.
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:31.825
Aren't you supposed
to be getting to Alette?
00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:33.769
I'm on my way.
Once you're in, you're in.
00:39:33.804 --> 00:39:38.207
- You're in as a finance guru.
- I give great financial advice.
00:39:38.242 --> 00:39:40.870
Bex, have you ever considered
taking your own advice?
00:39:40.911 --> 00:39:42.503
- Oh!
- Mom, calm.
00:39:42.546 --> 00:39:44.446
Like, what would
The Girl in the Green Scarf
00:39:44.482 --> 00:39:46.780
say about hiding Visa bills
under your bed?
00:39:46.817 --> 00:39:50.184
- That is not relevant.
- That is so relevant.
00:39:50.221 --> 00:39:52.212
It's the most relevant thing
in the world.
00:39:52.256 --> 00:39:53.780
- Ah!
- There isn't another reason
00:39:53.824 --> 00:39:55.257
why you want to go to Miami?
00:39:55.292 --> 00:39:57.260
- No!
- Maybe it rhymes with Fluke?
00:39:57.294 --> 00:39:59.888
Luke.
00:39:59.930 --> 00:40:01.454
- Wha...
- That's it.
00:40:01.499 --> 00:40:03.364
- You're making that face.
- What face?
00:40:03.401 --> 00:40:05.926
Bex! You like him! This is terrible!
00:40:05.970 --> 00:40:09.337
No, no. No, no. But hypothetically...
00:40:09.373 --> 00:40:11.603
Hypothetically
you're being a big, fat liar!
00:40:11.642 --> 00:40:15.134
You're advising people about debt,
and you're up to your eyeballs in it.
00:40:17.281 --> 00:40:20.648
Yeah, hide under there.
00:40:25.689 --> 00:40:30.854
Ooh, Monsieur Sherman.
00:40:32.596 --> 00:40:36.327
My name is Brandon.
My mother's name is Sherman.
00:40:36.367 --> 00:40:40.235
Yes. Monsieur discret. Mm-hmm.
00:40:41.906 --> 00:40:44.238
Oh!
00:40:44.275 --> 00:40:46.709
- You saved me.
- Not at all.
00:40:46.744 --> 00:40:48.609
Oh, gosh!
00:40:48.646 --> 00:40:50.671
You work at Successful Saving.
00:40:50.714 --> 00:40:52.579
- Yes.
- We should have dinner.
00:41:00.791 --> 00:41:02.520
OK, what am I
supposed to do?
00:41:02.560 --> 00:41:04.187
Just be yourself.
00:41:04.228 --> 00:41:06.719
- Luke, how are you?
- Hey, Luke.
00:41:06.764 --> 00:41:08.959
They let you out of prison.
That's fantastic.
00:41:08.999 --> 00:41:10.398
- Alicia.
- Luke.
00:41:10.434 --> 00:41:12.197
Can I introduce Rebecca Bloomwood?
00:41:12.236 --> 00:41:14.466
You may have read
The Girl in the Green Scarf.
00:41:14.505 --> 00:41:15.995
What's the name of your column?
00:41:16.040 --> 00:41:18.099
"Risky investment
is like a pair of platform boots. "
00:41:18.142 --> 00:41:21.305
Wait, nobody has ever
quoted me back to me before.
00:41:21.345 --> 00:41:24.439
- Luke. Got a second?
- Yeah. Sure.
00:41:24.482 --> 00:41:26.177
Wait, what were you in prison for?
00:41:26.217 --> 00:41:28.845
- Oh, that was trumped-up.
- People out there trust you.
00:41:28.886 --> 00:41:32.378
Butterfly investments.
00:41:37.595 --> 00:41:38.823
- Thanks.
- Pleasure.
00:41:38.863 --> 00:41:41.388
- Champagne, please.
- Right away, sir.
00:41:41.432 --> 00:41:43.900
Hi. Are you from the United North Bank?
00:41:43.934 --> 00:41:46.664
- I run it.
- I was walking past your bank.
00:41:46.704 --> 00:41:50.731
You have the most boring
window displays in the world.
00:41:50.774 --> 00:41:52.503
- She means the opposite.
- I'm serious.
00:41:52.543 --> 00:41:54.841
It's as if somebody
hit the snooze button in my brain,
00:41:54.879 --> 00:41:57.006
and told me it was OK to sleep
another ten minutes.
00:41:57.047 --> 00:41:58.412
- Really.
- Yes.
00:41:58.449 --> 00:42:01.350
You need to put some pretty
pink umbrellas or something
00:42:01.385 --> 00:42:03.250
- to get people in.
- Mr. Lewis, look here.
00:42:03.287 --> 00:42:04.515
Know what else you could do?
00:42:04.555 --> 00:42:07.581
- You could have a sale.
- A sale?
00:42:07.625 --> 00:42:10.321
Yes. Fee reductions.
And free doughnuts.
00:42:10.361 --> 00:42:13.125
She writes a humorous column,
humor is part of her language.
00:42:13.163 --> 00:42:14.824
- I'll get another.
- Unusual ideas.
00:42:14.865 --> 00:42:17.197
Luke, your writer, she's out of control.
00:42:17.234 --> 00:42:19.634
Keep her on a leash.
She's damaging the magazine.
00:42:19.670 --> 00:42:22.230
She doesn't need a leash,
I'd say quite the contrary.
00:42:22.273 --> 00:42:25.709
What was the piece of tabloid
sensationalism you sent me?
00:42:25.743 --> 00:42:27.108
The Jon Goldman expose?
00:42:27.144 --> 00:42:29.135
A well-researched, supported article.
00:42:29.179 --> 00:42:31.670
His organization is corrupt,
full of financial holes.
00:42:31.715 --> 00:42:35.048
Not running the piece. His company's
worth two million to Dantay-West.
00:42:35.085 --> 00:42:36.848
- Ryan.
- Mr. Lewis.
00:42:36.887 --> 00:42:41.517
Luke, that columnist of yours
said the most outrageous things.
00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:43.686
I'd like to apologize for our company.
00:42:43.727 --> 00:42:45.922
Outrageous, yet brilliant things.
00:42:45.963 --> 00:42:47.624
She's like a breath of fresh air.
00:42:47.665 --> 00:42:49.826
- I couldn't agree more.
- Totally agree too.
00:42:49.867 --> 00:42:52.358
- He couldn't agree more.
- Our displays are boring.
00:42:52.403 --> 00:42:53.995
- Aren't they?
- She's right.
00:42:54.038 --> 00:42:56.006
She's honest.
The doughnut idea I loved.
00:42:56.040 --> 00:42:58.065
I'll be talking to you
about advertising.
00:42:58.108 --> 00:43:00.099
- Great.
- Great.
00:43:00.144 --> 00:43:02.237
- OK.
- OK.
00:43:02.279 --> 00:43:03.837
No, you're doing great.
00:43:03.881 --> 00:43:06.475
There's one more person
that you really ought to meet.
00:43:06.517 --> 00:43:08.007
- Hmm.
- This one's pretty crucial,
00:43:08.052 --> 00:43:10.282
but having the language
in common should help.
00:43:10.321 --> 00:43:11.515
Hmm. Language?
00:43:11.555 --> 00:43:14.023
Yeah, I want you to meet
Janne Virtanen from Nokia.
00:43:14.058 --> 00:43:15.525
I told him you're part Finnish,
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:17.527
and he's very excited to meet you.
Janne.
00:43:18.796 --> 00:43:21.458
Rebecca.
00:43:21.498 --> 00:43:24.797
- Ah.
- Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:26.370 --> 00:43:27.860
That's how you do it in Finland.
00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:40.883
- Luke! Luke Brandon!
- He's really funny.
00:43:40.918 --> 00:43:43.887
- I can't even translate that.
- Long time no see, buddy.
00:43:58.902 --> 00:44:02.167
Men like you are the reason
I left Finland.
00:44:06.176 --> 00:44:08.667
- �Hola?
- Ms. Bloomwood?
00:44:08.712 --> 00:44:11.943
It's Derek Smeath from
All City Debt Collection.
00:44:11.982 --> 00:44:15.816
- At last we meet.
- Uh.
00:44:15.853 --> 00:44:18.287
How's your leg? Still broken?
00:44:18.322 --> 00:44:21.621
Uh... it's, um. It's much better.
00:44:21.659 --> 00:44:25.220
- Mr. Brandon.
- Yes.
00:44:25.262 --> 00:44:27.253
We Scandinavians...
00:44:29.233 --> 00:44:33.431
...like her. A lot.
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.166
Good. Then kindly limp,
stagger, or crawl
00:44:37.207 --> 00:44:39.232
to my office this afternoon.
00:44:39.276 --> 00:44:40.766
Um, absolutely, I would love to.
00:44:40.811 --> 00:44:41.869
Good.
00:44:41.912 --> 00:44:43.539
- Except... Oh, my God.
- What?
00:44:43.580 --> 00:44:47.346
My aunt has just fallen from the sky
in a freak skydiving accident.
00:44:47.384 --> 00:44:50.820
Enough! Unless the outstanding
balance is transferred from
00:44:50.854 --> 00:44:53.584
your account first thing
9:00 on Monday morning...
00:44:53.624 --> 00:44:56.422
- Mr. Smeath, uh...
... the next step will be...
00:44:57.628 --> 00:44:59.528
...personal contact.
00:44:59.563 --> 00:45:01.588
Absolutely, 9:00 on Monday morning.
00:45:01.632 --> 00:45:04.226
I have to go.
I'm so sorry. I've got to go.
00:45:07.738 --> 00:45:10.901
You are getting your own ringtone.
00:45:14.678 --> 00:45:17.977
Do not answer
this call, it's Derek Smeath.
00:45:18.015 --> 00:45:19.880
- Do not...
- Rebecca. Oh!
00:45:19.917 --> 00:45:23.751
- Thanks.
- I have something to tell you.
00:45:24.855 --> 00:45:26.880
I have something
to tell you, too.
00:45:26.924 --> 00:45:28.949
OK.
00:45:31.628 --> 00:45:32.890
You first.
00:45:32.930 --> 00:45:36.525
Well, Edgar West
has taken a table at the
00:45:36.567 --> 00:45:38.933
Print Association Charity Ball,
00:45:38.969 --> 00:45:41.460
and guess which two people
from Successful Saving
00:45:41.505 --> 00:45:44.030
have been invited as representatives?
00:45:44.074 --> 00:45:46.065
It's a huge mark of respect.
00:45:47.411 --> 00:45:49.436
This puts us in the major league,
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:52.472
and that is mainly down to you.
00:45:52.516 --> 00:45:55.383
- Huh...
- Are you OK?
00:45:57.621 --> 00:46:01.250
- This isn't easy.
- OK.
00:46:06.230 --> 00:46:08.858
Your tie does not go with your shirt.
00:46:10.768 --> 00:46:16.138
Try to enjoy yourself. No, no,
you have to savor shopping.
00:46:16.173 --> 00:46:17.606
No, you don't.
00:46:17.641 --> 00:46:19.666
You have to strike with precision
and get out.
00:46:19.710 --> 00:46:20.802
- Hi.
- Hello.
00:46:20.844 --> 00:46:22.709
We're looking for clothes for my boss.
00:46:22.746 --> 00:46:25.237
Absolutely. Were you thinking
maybe a suit or a jacket?
00:46:25.282 --> 00:46:27.307
I'm actually thinking about everything.
00:46:27.351 --> 00:46:28.875
Oh, well, we can do everything.
00:46:28.919 --> 00:46:31.479
Pink. Oh, my gosh,
I love pink on a guy. Is that bad?
00:46:31.522 --> 00:46:33.319
- That pink is great.
- It's gorgeous.
00:46:33.357 --> 00:46:34.847
- Would he do pink?
- I think so.
00:46:34.892 --> 00:46:37.122
Think he'd do it with like a white pant?
00:46:37.161 --> 00:46:39.254
- He'd do that.
- Actually!
00:46:39.296 --> 00:46:42.026
What I really need is a, uh, tuxedo,
00:46:42.065 --> 00:46:44.625
say three buttons, size 48 regular,
00:46:44.668 --> 00:46:47.296
a white dress shirt,
I'll try the blue as well,
00:46:47.337 --> 00:46:51.103
and a black vernice shoe
in a size ten. And two Advil.
00:46:53.377 --> 00:46:56.437
You speak Prada?
00:46:57.714 --> 00:46:59.443
Occasionally.
00:46:59.483 --> 00:47:01.246
But if you know how to dress well,
00:47:01.285 --> 00:47:03.685
why do you come to
the office looking like?
00:47:07.624 --> 00:47:11.890
I don't want to be defined
by clothes or labels or family.
00:47:13.263 --> 00:47:15.458
Why would you be defined by family?
00:47:17.801 --> 00:47:21.965
My mother is Elinor Sherman,
New York socialite.
00:47:22.005 --> 00:47:25.532
Excuse me, did you just say that
your mother is Elinor Sherman?
00:47:25.576 --> 00:47:28.067
Did she tell you that we dressed her
for the Met gala?
00:47:28.111 --> 00:47:30.079
Oh, she just looked stunning.
00:47:30.113 --> 00:47:33.981
Well, congratulations on having
such a fabulous mother.
00:47:35.786 --> 00:47:38.016
My, uh, parents are divorced.
00:47:38.055 --> 00:47:40.250
I grew up in England with my dad.
00:47:40.290 --> 00:47:41.552
He's great.
00:47:41.592 --> 00:47:45.688
Very down-to-earth,
totally different from my mother.
00:47:45.729 --> 00:47:51.099
Anyway, she wasn't interested
until I was an adult.
00:47:51.134 --> 00:47:54.262
At which point it was assumed
that I'd just fall into line.
00:47:54.304 --> 00:47:57.740
For the throne?
00:47:57.774 --> 00:48:02.939
Uh, no, for the, um...
for the family business.
00:48:05.449 --> 00:48:07.007
What's the business?
00:48:07.050 --> 00:48:10.918
Owning stuff. Real estate, um,
00:48:10.954 --> 00:48:13.718
Internet businesses, um...
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.992
- Cable companies...
- Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
00:48:24.501 --> 00:48:26.969
I chose to succeed on my own terms,
00:48:27.004 --> 00:48:30.531
not kowtow to some controlling family.
00:48:30.574 --> 00:48:32.940
What's Dantay-West?
00:48:37.314 --> 00:48:39.942
Do you have a take
on everything in life?
00:48:39.983 --> 00:48:42.076
- Yes.
- Yes.
00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:46.180
Well, what would your take
be on... me?
00:48:47.658 --> 00:48:49.319
Go on.
00:48:49.359 --> 00:48:54.353
What would The Girl in the Green
Scarf's take be on Luke Brandon?
00:48:57.701 --> 00:49:00.135
As an investment, you pretty much suck.
00:49:00.170 --> 00:49:04.436
- What?
- You're a workaholic.
00:49:04.474 --> 00:49:07.910
You put in all these hours,
but you don't reap the rewards.
00:49:07.945 --> 00:49:10.607
It goes into someone else's pocket.
00:49:15.185 --> 00:49:17.380
But you're a great editor.
00:49:20.290 --> 00:49:21.780
And now...
00:49:23.660 --> 00:49:26.254
...you look like one.
00:49:26.296 --> 00:49:29.925
Drank a lot of mojitos.
I drank too many mojitos.
00:49:31.301 --> 00:49:33.963
It wasn't always work and no play.
00:49:34.004 --> 00:49:36.529
- Gracias.
- Gracias.
00:49:36.573 --> 00:49:38.404
- Cheers!
- Mmm.
00:49:39.977 --> 00:49:42.810
Oh, por favor.
Pick one.
00:49:42.846 --> 00:49:45.713
- Mmm? Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
00:49:45.749 --> 00:49:48.582
Oh, my God, I love this one.
But look at the red one.
00:49:48.618 --> 00:49:50.210
- The red one's cute.
- Pick one.
00:49:50.253 --> 00:49:52.221
- �Cu�nto cuesta?
- Tres d�lares.
00:49:52.255 --> 00:49:54.519
No, this is gorgeous. Simple.
00:49:54.558 --> 00:49:57.618
- Perfect.
- Wait, why'd you buy me a fan?
00:49:57.661 --> 00:50:00.061
Because we're going to dance.
00:50:00.097 --> 00:50:02.759
Oh, I don't know how to do
this kind of dancing.
00:50:02.799 --> 00:50:03.823
I do.
00:50:08.672 --> 00:50:09.866
OK?
00:50:11.174 --> 00:50:12.766
Just follow me.
00:50:13.377 --> 00:50:15.470
- No...
- Oh.
00:50:37.567 --> 00:50:39.330
Oh!
00:51:34.424 --> 00:51:37.791
You know, my instinct is that
you should have your own business.
00:51:37.828 --> 00:51:42.424
- That's your instinct?
- Yes.
00:51:42.466 --> 00:51:45.663
Your delivery has arrived, sir.
Shall I send it up?
00:51:45.702 --> 00:51:47.169
- No, I'll take that.
- OK.
00:51:47.204 --> 00:51:48.728
Thank you.
00:51:48.772 --> 00:51:51.707
My other instinct is that
I should take this to the ball.
00:51:51.741 --> 00:51:53.800
No? What do you think?
00:51:53.844 --> 00:51:57.439
Yeah, you know, Rebecca,
about the ball, there's, um...
00:51:58.348 --> 00:51:59.747
There's something that I need...
00:51:59.783 --> 00:52:02.115
Well, finally.
00:52:04.488 --> 00:52:07.252
Luke, where have you been?
00:52:07.290 --> 00:52:10.726
I've been looking for you.
We have a dinner reservation.
00:52:14.030 --> 00:52:16.021
Did you go shopping?
00:52:16.066 --> 00:52:18.694
Oh, oh, yes. Yes,
Rebecca's been helping me
00:52:18.735 --> 00:52:20.965
pick something out for the... ball.
00:52:21.004 --> 00:52:23.768
Oh, that's perfect.
I went shopping, too.
00:52:23.807 --> 00:52:26.298
We're gonna look so major together.
00:52:26.343 --> 00:52:29.244
Aren't you glad I convinced
you to go with me?
00:52:29.279 --> 00:52:31.304
That's what I was trying to...
00:52:31.348 --> 00:52:35.045
Oh. Oh, great, well,
it'll be so much fun.
00:52:35.085 --> 00:52:38.486
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go. Great.
00:52:38.522 --> 00:52:40.456
Oh, wait, wait, Rebecca.
Don't go.
00:52:40.490 --> 00:52:43.084
Just, come out for a drink.
You know Alicia, and...
00:52:43.126 --> 00:52:47.324
- Yes, come out for a drink.
- I would. I'd love to.
00:52:47.364 --> 00:52:50.060
I just, um, I have to make some calls.
00:52:50.100 --> 00:52:52.227
- I'll see you in New York.
- Too bad.
00:52:52.269 --> 00:52:54.760
- See ya.
- Good night.
00:53:16.326 --> 00:53:18.123
- Hey, Suze.
- Don't come home!
00:53:18.161 --> 00:53:19.423
I am home.
00:53:19.462 --> 00:53:23.228
Well, don't come to the front door!
It's Derek Smeath.
00:53:24.367 --> 00:53:28.531
- Keep driving!
- Rebecca Bloomwood.
00:53:28.572 --> 00:53:31.473
- God, oh, God, oh, God.
- Don't panic.
00:53:31.508 --> 00:53:33.032
- Oh, God.
- What'd you tell him?
00:53:33.076 --> 00:53:36.102
OK. I told him that your
Aunt Ermintrude died of malaria.
00:53:36.146 --> 00:53:38.478
She died in a skydiving accident.
00:53:38.515 --> 00:53:39.880
Her parachute didn't open.
00:53:39.916 --> 00:53:42.680
How am I supposed to know?
She doesn't even exist!
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.745
I know I've made some mistakes,
but I'm turning my life around.
00:53:45.789 --> 00:53:47.950
I've got it planned.
I'm gonna go to the ball.
00:53:47.991 --> 00:53:49.219
Impress Alette Naylor.
00:53:49.259 --> 00:53:52.023
Here! All I have to do first
is buy a new dress.
00:53:52.062 --> 00:53:53.791
Bex, no! Absolutely not.
00:53:53.830 --> 00:53:55.491
You've 10,000 dresses already.
00:53:55.532 --> 00:53:56.658
What? You exaggerate.
00:53:56.700 --> 00:53:59.134
I know the dress. It's perfect.
You got it at the thing.
00:53:59.169 --> 00:54:01.160
Know what I'm talking about?
Where is it?
00:54:01.204 --> 00:54:03.968
I hope we didn't throw it away
at the de-cluttering.
00:54:04.007 --> 00:54:08.137
Oh, Bex. Imagine you wearing this dress.
00:54:08.178 --> 00:54:10.772
Walk past the mirror.
Would you be jealous?
00:54:10.814 --> 00:54:12.179
- Yes!
- Yes.
00:54:12.215 --> 00:54:14.115
Oh, my gosh,
I forgot I even had this dress.
00:54:14.150 --> 00:54:16.209
And Fluke would love you in that dress.
00:54:18.321 --> 00:54:20.152
Don't talk about Fluke.
00:54:20.190 --> 00:54:22.590
Why? What happened?
00:54:22.626 --> 00:54:25.789
Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
00:54:25.829 --> 00:54:27.922
I hate her. Who is she?
00:54:27.964 --> 00:54:30.194
She's the girl with
the perfect everything.
00:54:31.368 --> 00:54:33.928
Well, well, Luke is a raging moron.
00:54:33.970 --> 00:54:35.904
He's gonna be so bummed
when you show up
00:54:35.939 --> 00:54:38.703
at the ball looking like
a total knockout in that dress.
00:54:38.742 --> 00:54:40.539
You're gonna be a total hottie.
00:54:42.279 --> 00:54:47.046
It's perfect. All I have to do now
is buy a new bag.
00:54:47.083 --> 00:54:50.575
Oh, my God. Bex, there has to be
a bag somewhere in this room.
00:54:50.620 --> 00:54:52.383
Suze, do not open that closet!
00:54:57.193 --> 00:54:59.821
Oh, Suze! Suze!
00:54:59.863 --> 00:55:03.230
Suze, are you there?
Oh. Oh, my God.
00:55:03.266 --> 00:55:06.133
You didn't throw anything away, did you?
00:55:06.169 --> 00:55:08.535
I'm sorry.
00:55:10.273 --> 00:55:15.006
OK. I know what you need.
00:55:15.045 --> 00:55:18.763
My name is Joyce,
and I'm a shopaholic.
00:55:18.815 --> 00:55:20.476
- Hi, Joyce.
- How's it going?
00:55:20.517 --> 00:55:23.213
Thank you. I'm the wife
of a textile importer.
00:55:23.253 --> 00:55:26.814
My husband found my secret stash
in the linen closet.
00:55:26.856 --> 00:55:29.188
Yeah, he found all of my cruisewear,
00:55:29.225 --> 00:55:31.489
and now he says that
there won't be a cruise!
00:55:31.528 --> 00:55:34.088
- Oh.
- OK, hang in there, Joyce.
00:55:34.130 --> 00:55:36.360
What about you, Ryuichi?
How was your week?
00:55:36.399 --> 00:55:40.495
My name is Ryuichi,
and I'm shopaholic.
00:55:40.537 --> 00:55:42.004
Hi, Ryuichi.
00:55:42.038 --> 00:55:44.939
It is six months, three weeks
00:55:44.974 --> 00:55:47.738
and four days since
I last used my credit card.
00:55:47.777 --> 00:55:49.369
- Oh!
- Ryuichi!
00:55:49.412 --> 00:55:52.870
That is just wonderful.
You're an inspiration to all of us.
00:55:52.916 --> 00:55:54.645
Did you hear that, Joyce?
00:55:54.684 --> 00:55:56.413
What about you, Mr. Freak?
00:55:56.453 --> 00:56:00.583
My name is D. Freak.
Uh, I'm a shopaholic.
00:56:00.623 --> 00:56:02.386
- Hi, Freak.
- Welcome.
00:56:02.425 --> 00:56:05.451
I'm also a former NBA player.
00:56:06.830 --> 00:56:11.199
We'll get back to that.
Um, I cracked at Cartier today.
00:56:11.234 --> 00:56:13.395
How many did you buy this time?
00:56:13.436 --> 00:56:15.097
Uh... I got seven.
00:56:15.138 --> 00:56:17.163
One for every different day of the week.
00:56:17.207 --> 00:56:18.731
See, I got the Santos.
And I got...
00:56:18.775 --> 00:56:22.302
Keep comin' back, OK? Give him
some support. Keep comin' back.
00:56:22.345 --> 00:56:23.778
Which store?
00:56:23.813 --> 00:56:26.338
Rebecca, why don't you share your story.
00:56:28.618 --> 00:56:33.021
Um... Hello, everybody.
Uh, I'm Rebecca Bloomwood.
00:56:33.056 --> 00:56:34.648
Hi, Rebecca.
00:56:34.691 --> 00:56:37.524
I just actually came here
as a favor to a friend.
00:56:37.560 --> 00:56:40.051
Uh, I mean, I like shopping.
00:56:40.096 --> 00:56:42.462
Is there anything so wrong with that?
00:56:42.499 --> 00:56:45.832
I mean, stores are put there to enjoy.
00:56:45.869 --> 00:56:48.997
Uh, the experience is enjoyable.
00:56:49.038 --> 00:56:51.871
Well, more than enjoyable.
00:56:51.908 --> 00:56:55.275
It's... It's beautiful.
00:56:56.413 --> 00:57:00.873
The sheen of silk,
draped across a mannequin.
00:57:02.819 --> 00:57:06.778
Oh, the smell of
new Italian leather shoes.
00:57:06.823 --> 00:57:09.291
Italian leather shoes, that's the best.
00:57:09.325 --> 00:57:13.091
Oh... The rush you feel
when you swipe your card.
00:57:13.129 --> 00:57:17.725
And it's approved.
And it all belongs to you!
00:57:17.767 --> 00:57:19.462
OK, Rebecca.
Thank you for sharing.
00:57:19.502 --> 00:57:21.697
The joy you feel when
you've bought something,
00:57:21.738 --> 00:57:23.399
and it's just you and the shopping.
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:25.305
- You and shopping.
- Ryuichi!
00:57:25.341 --> 00:57:27.206
All you have to do
is hand over a little card.
00:57:27.243 --> 00:57:28.471
- Yes!
- Pull it together!
00:57:28.511 --> 00:57:30.809
Isn't that the best feeling
in the world?
00:57:30.847 --> 00:57:32.109
- Yeah.
- Don't you wanna
00:57:32.148 --> 00:57:34.776
- shout it from the mountaintops?
- That's real talk.
00:57:34.818 --> 00:57:38.515
And you feel so...
confident and alive...
00:57:38.555 --> 00:57:40.250
- And happy?
- And happy!
00:57:40.290 --> 00:57:41.621
- And warm.
- And warm!
00:57:41.658 --> 00:57:44.252
- What's going on here?
- I need to buy a new bag.
00:57:44.294 --> 00:57:47.263
- I have to impress Alette Naylor.
- Get a watch to go with that bag.
00:57:47.297 --> 00:57:49.492
Oh, there's a sale at
Catherine Malandrino.
00:57:49.532 --> 00:57:51.932
- You're like my soul sister.
- Don't let her...
00:57:51.968 --> 00:57:53.663
I have to go. Good luck, everybody.
00:57:53.703 --> 00:57:55.034
They have shoe?
00:57:55.071 --> 00:57:58.165
- You sit down.
- My will is strong.
00:57:58.208 --> 00:58:02.201
My wallet is closed.
I do not want to shop.
00:58:26.870 --> 00:58:28.565
Ah!
00:58:38.748 --> 00:58:42.275
Oh, what's in this box?
Have I seen absolutely everything?
00:58:42.318 --> 00:58:45.116
Sparkles.
Oh, I love sparkles.
00:58:45.154 --> 00:58:47.418
Do you have any more in the back?
00:58:47.457 --> 00:58:52.258
You. You! Oh!
00:58:52.295 --> 00:58:53.990
I'm sorry.
00:58:54.030 --> 00:58:56.362
Get it away from me!
Get it all away from me!
00:58:56.399 --> 00:58:58.230
Not those! Oh, my God.
00:59:12.982 --> 00:59:16.679
Alicia! Mmm. You look stunning.
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:18.550
Hey. I want you to meet Luke Brandon.
00:59:18.588 --> 00:59:21.421
- From Successful Saving.
- The magazine looks great now.
00:59:21.457 --> 00:59:25.120
There she is.
OK, do not panic.
00:59:26.162 --> 00:59:27.527
Hello, Alette.
00:59:27.564 --> 00:59:29.794
Since I was 14 I wanted
to work at your magazine...
00:59:29.832 --> 00:59:33.131
Rebecca. You look so cute.
00:59:33.169 --> 00:59:35.399
- You're unraveling.
- What?
00:59:39.576 --> 00:59:43.512
- What?
- Tsk. Shame.
00:59:47.283 --> 00:59:49.808
Hi.
01:00:05.969 --> 01:00:08.164
Oh!
01:00:14.077 --> 01:00:15.544
I'm sorry.
01:00:16.980 --> 01:00:20.245
Oh, please.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:00:20.283 --> 01:00:23.650
- Isn't she adorable?
- Uh, yes. Adorable.
01:00:23.686 --> 01:00:26.052
Oh, oh, oh!
01:00:26.789 --> 01:00:27.983
Woo!
01:00:28.024 --> 01:00:31.118
Now, dear. I need a glass
of champagne right now.
01:00:31.160 --> 01:00:34.527
- Coming right up.
- And I'll have a gin and tonic.
01:00:34.564 --> 01:00:35.929
Absolutely.
01:00:35.965 --> 01:00:38.957
I'm intrigued to meet
this Girl in the Green Scarf.
01:00:39.002 --> 01:00:41.835
- Potential TV star, I hear.
- That's right, yes.
01:00:41.871 --> 01:00:43.862
They want her
on the Morning Coffee show.
01:00:43.906 --> 01:00:46.431
I think Rebecca
would be great on television.
01:00:46.476 --> 01:00:49.172
She's... She's hard to ignore.
01:00:49.212 --> 01:00:51.271
- Excuse me!
- Are those plates presentable?
01:00:51.314 --> 01:00:54.010
- Plates are beautiful.
- Do not talk back! Take it and go!
01:00:54.050 --> 01:00:55.984
Bus your tables,
come right back! Move it!
01:00:56.019 --> 01:00:59.182
I should read this Green Scarf Girl.
01:00:59.222 --> 01:01:01.554
It seems she's very � la mode, hmm?
01:01:01.591 --> 01:01:02.717
- Real poise.
- Hey!
01:01:02.759 --> 01:01:04.624
What are you?
What are you doing?
01:01:04.661 --> 01:01:07.425
Oh. I need a gin and tonic
and some champagne, please.
01:01:07.463 --> 01:01:09.397
What are you, a drunk?
Put that back!
01:01:09.432 --> 01:01:11.400
On your feet, Goldilocks.
01:01:11.434 --> 01:01:13.459
Do you know how short-staffed we are?
01:01:13.503 --> 01:01:16.836
- I need food on tables now. Go!
- No, no, no. I need to get...
01:01:16.873 --> 01:01:20.502
- Six more, please!
- Oh! I'm not a waitress.
01:01:20.543 --> 01:01:23.444
I know you're not, honey.
You're an actress. I get it.
01:01:23.479 --> 01:01:25.811
I do. Now go, go,
go, go, go!
01:01:32.855 --> 01:01:35.323
What are you doing?
Go out there and serve the fish!
01:01:35.358 --> 01:01:39.021
- Oh!
- You! Serve this table. Do it.
01:01:43.066 --> 01:01:45.694
- Ms. Bloomwood.
- Yes.
01:01:45.735 --> 01:01:48.761
- I'll have the trout, please.
- I'll have the salmon.
01:01:48.805 --> 01:01:51.103
- Do you have low-fat dressing?
- I'm not a waitress.
01:01:51.140 --> 01:01:52.835
- Ms. Bloomwood!
- OK. Salmon here.
01:01:52.875 --> 01:01:54.934
- This is the famous Ms. Bloomwood?
- The waitress?
01:01:54.977 --> 01:01:57.844
Ms. Bloomwood!
Just put it down and sit!
01:01:57.880 --> 01:01:59.347
Sit. Oh!
01:02:02.151 --> 01:02:06.281
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. Sorry. Oh!
01:02:06.322 --> 01:02:07.789
- Sit down, Rebecca.
- Jacket!
01:02:07.824 --> 01:02:12.591
Right, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we will be serving...
01:02:12.628 --> 01:02:16.564
...the, uh, brook trout
and wild smoked salmon.
01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:19.591
Mrs. West, you'll be pleased
to hear that the fish from this region
01:02:19.635 --> 01:02:21.569
is a particularly powerful aphrodisiac.
01:02:21.604 --> 01:02:23.094
- Oh.
- Mmm. Give her two.
01:02:23.139 --> 01:02:26.199
Oh, Mr. Brandon, you serve
as if you've served all your life.
01:02:26.242 --> 01:02:28.540
Oh, paid my way
through college waiting tables.
01:02:28.578 --> 01:02:30.671
Coincidentally,
that fish weighs the same
01:02:30.713 --> 01:02:33.705
- as the girl on your last cover.
- Ooh!
01:02:33.750 --> 01:02:36.446
Oh, Alicia, remind me.
Were you a salmon or a trout?
01:02:36.486 --> 01:02:37.612
You were a trout.
01:02:49.165 --> 01:02:53.192
Oh... Thanks for saving me in there.
01:02:57.540 --> 01:03:00.065
So have you filled
your photo frames yet?
01:03:00.109 --> 01:03:03.840
No. Not yet.
01:03:05.081 --> 01:03:07.948
You could put a picture
of Alicia in one.
01:03:10.319 --> 01:03:12.253
Except there probably
wouldn't be room
01:03:12.288 --> 01:03:14.313
for her spidery long legs.
01:03:15.358 --> 01:03:17.383
You know, I've always felt that
01:03:17.426 --> 01:03:21.726
spidery long legs were vastly overrated.
01:03:24.167 --> 01:03:26.362
I thought she was your girlfriend.
01:03:29.505 --> 01:03:31.905
No. She's not my girlfriend.
01:03:35.111 --> 01:03:37.443
She's not you.
01:03:55.598 --> 01:03:57.293
Erica, you get her on the phone,
01:03:57.333 --> 01:03:59.699
you pretend she's your
best friend in the world.
01:03:59.735 --> 01:04:02.329
You find out how she got
in this terrible situation.
01:04:02.371 --> 01:04:04.134
How did she get so far behind?
01:04:04.173 --> 01:04:06.971
Then you take that information
and you use it against her.
01:04:07.009 --> 01:04:08.738
What are her motivators? Pride?
01:04:08.778 --> 01:04:10.575
Integrity? Honor? Fear?
01:04:10.613 --> 01:04:13.411
Tell her she'll lose everything.
Slap a lien on her house.
01:04:13.449 --> 01:04:15.246
Tell her we'll print it in the papers.
01:04:15.284 --> 01:04:17.149
Gotta take her
to the edge of the cliff.
01:04:17.186 --> 01:04:20.212
Let her think you're gonna push
her over and at the last minute,
01:04:20.256 --> 01:04:22.554
pull her back and get
what you want out of her.
01:04:22.592 --> 01:04:25.652
That, Erica, is how you earn
a commission.
01:04:25.695 --> 01:04:28.440
Lesson over.
I need Successful Saving.
01:04:36.706 --> 01:04:38.196
Excuse me.
01:05:28.190 --> 01:05:31.648
Derek Smeath. Hello? Hello...
01:05:33.562 --> 01:05:36.861
Elevators. Thank goodness for redial.
01:05:49.178 --> 01:05:51.738
Do not answer
this call, it's Derek Smeath.
01:05:51.781 --> 01:05:59.654
Do not answer this call,
it's Derek Smeath.
01:05:59.689 --> 01:06:01.520
Do not answer this call, it...
01:06:15.938 --> 01:06:18.907
No, he doesn't know it yet,
but he will. All right.
01:06:18.941 --> 01:06:21.876
- Speak to you then.
- Luke! Luke.
01:06:21.911 --> 01:06:24.744
- Good morning.
- Hi.
01:06:24.780 --> 01:06:27.078
- Hi.
- Excusez-moi.
01:06:27.116 --> 01:06:29.346
Am I interrupting something? Hmm?
01:06:29.385 --> 01:06:30.613
- No. Mm-mm.
- No, no.
01:06:30.653 --> 01:06:33.053
I've come for the Green Scarf Girl.
01:06:33.089 --> 01:06:35.990
- Me?
- Our esteemed Monsieur West
01:06:36.025 --> 01:06:39.256
has asked me to dress you
for your TV debut.
01:06:39.295 --> 01:06:41.422
I have one hour to shop.
01:06:41.464 --> 01:06:43.159
Oh, uh, I'm sorry, excuse me,
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:46.134
but, Rebecca, Derek Smeath is here.
01:06:47.603 --> 01:06:52.267
God. Um... I, uh...
01:06:52.308 --> 01:06:54.572
Rebecca is being stalked.
01:06:54.610 --> 01:06:57.170
So exciting
at Successful Saving.
01:06:57.213 --> 01:06:59.181
I've had enough of this clown.
I'll see him.
01:06:59.215 --> 01:07:02.048
Whoa! Luke! No!
I never want you to meet him, ever.
01:07:02.084 --> 01:07:04.211
Don't worry.
I've already called security.
01:07:04.253 --> 01:07:07.120
See? She called security.
01:07:07.156 --> 01:07:08.987
Voil�. Shall we go? Mmm?
01:07:09.025 --> 01:07:10.287
No. No, no, no, no.
01:07:10.326 --> 01:07:12.726
This is outrageous!
I have every right to be here.
01:07:12.762 --> 01:07:14.593
So after the ball, I, myself, actually
01:07:14.630 --> 01:07:16.928
read Successful Saving.
Your piece was very good.
01:07:16.966 --> 01:07:18.160
I have been observing you
01:07:18.200 --> 01:07:20.430
and it seems you have
natural street fashion,
01:07:20.469 --> 01:07:24.132
but... do you have genuine style?
01:07:29.445 --> 01:07:32.039
Dressing is like any
worthwhile endeavor.
01:07:32.081 --> 01:07:35.539
It is an art, but also a challenge.
01:07:36.218 --> 01:07:37.879
Bonjour.
01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:40.286
This dress is good for you, huh?
01:07:40.322 --> 01:07:46.022
With maybe... this jacket over.
01:07:46.062 --> 01:07:48.622
Oh, that's genius, Alette. Parfait.
01:07:50.466 --> 01:07:53.902
I think that is a great dress,
um, but I was thinking...
01:07:53.936 --> 01:07:55.403
...a little more...
01:07:55.438 --> 01:07:58.464
...of something... like this?
01:08:03.012 --> 01:08:06.914
I mean, I'd pair it with
a new Yves Saint Laurent coat.
01:08:08.317 --> 01:08:09.784
Show me.
01:08:09.819 --> 01:08:11.753
So, Rebecca, hmm.
01:08:13.622 --> 01:08:15.681
Take her bag.
01:08:17.359 --> 01:08:19.725
You are sure of your choice?
01:08:19.762 --> 01:08:23.892
- Yeah.
- Hmm. We'll see.
01:08:32.775 --> 01:08:35.335
Do not answer
this call, it's Derek Smeath.
01:08:35.377 --> 01:08:45.814
Do not answer this call,
it's Derek Smeath.
01:08:45.855 --> 01:08:48.483
Do not answer
this call, it's...
01:08:48.524 --> 01:08:51.015
Hello.
01:08:55.865 --> 01:08:59.494
Ah, yes. Is perfect.
01:09:01.137 --> 01:09:03.002
So, unfortunately, I cannot stay.
01:09:03.038 --> 01:09:06.132
But I am looking forward
to seeing how you accessorize it
01:09:06.175 --> 01:09:08.939
- for your TV debut. Hmm?
- Oh, thank you.
01:09:08.978 --> 01:09:10.002
Goodbye.
01:09:17.153 --> 01:09:19.348
- Oh, God.
- Is there a problem?
01:09:21.557 --> 01:09:24.458
Pretty much my entire
first month's salary.
01:09:24.493 --> 01:09:26.393
Mmm. But isn't it worth it?
01:09:29.632 --> 01:09:33.068
OK, no peeking. Don't peek.
Can you see? OK. Get up here.
01:09:33.102 --> 01:09:39.007
Now turn this way. OK, don't peek.
Don't peek. OK, open!
01:09:41.310 --> 01:09:43.778
Oh, and look, look, look!
The best part!
01:09:46.949 --> 01:09:49.679
- Do you love it?
- It's so her!
01:09:49.718 --> 01:09:51.811
Oh, Bex. This is so exciting.
01:09:51.854 --> 01:09:53.913
I'm getting married
and you love your dress,
01:09:53.956 --> 01:09:56.049
and you're getting to Alette, and...
01:09:56.091 --> 01:09:57.752
What's in that bag?
01:09:58.961 --> 01:10:01.225
Oh, that's just a dress
that Alette chose for me
01:10:01.263 --> 01:10:02.890
for the TV show.
01:10:02.932 --> 01:10:05.127
Mom, can you go get a cupcake?
01:10:07.069 --> 01:10:09.094
How much did it cost?
01:10:10.339 --> 01:10:12.705
Alette gets an incredible discount.
01:10:12.741 --> 01:10:14.504
Still going to Shopaholics Anonymous?
01:10:14.543 --> 01:10:15.703
Yes!
01:10:15.744 --> 01:10:17.871
- 'Cause you promised.
- I know!
01:10:27.823 --> 01:10:31.020
Oh, excuse me. Are you going
to the shopaholics meeting?
01:10:31.060 --> 01:10:32.687
Yes.
01:10:32.728 --> 01:10:35.697
Could you do me a favor
and stow these in your trunk?
01:10:35.731 --> 01:10:38.291
Doesn't look good entering
a self-help shopping group
01:10:38.334 --> 01:10:39.562
carrying a Barneys bag.
01:10:39.602 --> 01:10:41.832
Oh! I know exactly what you mean.
01:10:41.870 --> 01:10:44.236
- Leave it to me.
- OK.
01:10:44.273 --> 01:10:47.140
- Hey, save me a seat, huh?
- OK.
01:10:48.277 --> 01:10:51.337
Thank you!
01:10:54.316 --> 01:10:57.615
My name is Ms. Korch.
I am your new group leader.
01:10:57.653 --> 01:11:00.315
I do things differently.
01:11:03.192 --> 01:11:05.456
Ms. Bloomwood?
01:11:05.494 --> 01:11:07.860
You're willing to give away
your money for things
01:11:07.896 --> 01:11:10.126
that you don't need,
so why not try giving away
01:11:10.165 --> 01:11:11.996
the things you don't need
for no money.
01:11:12.034 --> 01:11:14.366
But here's the thing:
I really need those things.
01:11:14.403 --> 01:11:16.166
I'll show you who really needs them.
01:11:16.205 --> 01:11:18.298
Steady! Steady.
Courage, woman.
01:11:18.340 --> 01:11:22.208
- Oh, my. Colorful.
- This is my bridesmaid's dress.
01:11:22.244 --> 01:11:26.078
Please! How many of us
have used that one before, hmm?
01:11:28.617 --> 01:11:32.678
OK. I just want you to take
these clothes and... do good.
01:11:32.721 --> 01:11:38.387
Ms. Bloomwood,
wasn't that liberating? Bravo!
01:11:41.163 --> 01:11:45.361
My will is strong. My wallet is closed.
I don't want to shop!
01:11:45.401 --> 01:11:47.665
Back to the basement.
I couldn't be prouder.
01:11:49.705 --> 01:11:52.173
There's been a mistake.
The dresses I gave in?
01:11:52.207 --> 01:11:54.437
- Hmm. I need it back.
- I see. Mm-hmm. Christy!
01:11:54.476 --> 01:11:55.943
Yes?
01:11:55.978 --> 01:11:58.742
Can't sell those two dresses.
There's been a mistake.
01:11:58.781 --> 01:12:01.648
- No returns.
- I really need these dresses!
01:12:01.684 --> 01:12:03.481
I'd bring back something tomorrow.
01:12:03.519 --> 01:12:05.714
- Something better.
- No exchanges.
01:12:05.754 --> 01:12:10.589
- OK, so, um, I'll buy 'em.
- You will? Oh, that's great.
01:12:10.626 --> 01:12:12.389
Oh, really.
We need every cent here.
01:12:12.428 --> 01:12:15.659
- OK. How much?
- A hundred and ten.
01:12:15.698 --> 01:12:18.064
What? How is this a charity store?
01:12:18.100 --> 01:12:19.795
This is from Barneys.
01:12:19.835 --> 01:12:24.238
I know. OK,
I don't have enough for both.
01:12:24.273 --> 01:12:27.640
- This one's twenty.
- Maybe come back for this one?
01:12:27.676 --> 01:12:30.543
Which is more important?
01:12:30.579 --> 01:12:33.659
Got money issues? Who hasn't?
01:12:33.716 --> 01:12:36.844
Oh! Tarkie, Tarkie, Tarkie, she's on!
01:12:36.885 --> 01:12:39.251
- This is her?
- Yeah.
01:12:39.288 --> 01:12:42.416
The Girl in the Green Scarf,
Rebecca Bloomwood,
01:12:42.458 --> 01:12:45.018
Oh, she looks like an expert.
How are her accessories?
01:12:45.060 --> 01:12:50.362
Hey, Janice. She's in the...
Whoa. What channel?
01:12:51.633 --> 01:12:52.895
...finance. Not my thing.
01:12:52.935 --> 01:12:56.132
- Jane.
- Yeah?
01:12:56.171 --> 01:12:59.572
- Janey. Janey!
- What?
01:12:59.608 --> 01:13:02.406
...then I read your
columns, and I'm like...
01:13:02.444 --> 01:13:03.934
"Wow. I get it. "
01:13:03.979 --> 01:13:05.970
Right. Which is exactly the point.
01:13:06.014 --> 01:13:08.414
Because so much
financial journalism is really...
01:13:08.450 --> 01:13:10.918
- Is really boring.
- I'm with ya on that!
01:13:12.321 --> 01:13:14.118
Yes! Go, Bex!
01:13:14.156 --> 01:13:15.919
It's not accessible.
01:13:15.958 --> 01:13:18.722
But it's ordinary people that have
the most money in savings.
01:13:18.761 --> 01:13:21.491
It is. It's people like my mom and dad.
01:13:22.297 --> 01:13:23.696
Ow!
01:13:23.732 --> 01:13:26.997
Tell us about the coat.
Tell the audience what you wrote
01:13:27.035 --> 01:13:29.868
about the cashmere coat and worth.
01:13:29.905 --> 01:13:32.840
- Well, that's you.
- No, no.
01:13:32.875 --> 01:13:35.275
- He inspired me.
- Aw...
01:13:35.310 --> 01:13:38.040
It's the difference
between cost and worth.
01:13:38.080 --> 01:13:40.674
Essentially, something
you can't see, can't touch,
01:13:40.716 --> 01:13:43.947
but it's actually the most
valuable commodity in America.
01:13:43.986 --> 01:13:47.149
- And that's...
- Trust.
01:13:48.757 --> 01:13:52.625
Trust. I'm loving you guys.
01:13:52.661 --> 01:13:55.323
Who knew that debt
could be so much fun, huh?
01:13:55.364 --> 01:13:57.389
But we just have a little bit more time.
01:13:57.433 --> 01:13:59.401
We wanna get questions
from the audience.
01:13:59.435 --> 01:14:01.198
Is there anybody out there
01:14:01.236 --> 01:14:03.261
with any financial issues
that would like...
01:14:03.305 --> 01:14:04.533
Yes, you, sir.
01:14:04.573 --> 01:14:08.065
Well... I'm having trouble with debt.
01:14:08.110 --> 01:14:11.307
OK. Mortgage debt, car debt?
01:14:13.949 --> 01:14:19.945
- Ms. Bloomwood's debt.
- Ms. Bloomwood's debt.
01:14:19.988 --> 01:14:21.455
That's right.
01:14:23.992 --> 01:14:26.426
I'm from the All City
Debt Collection Agency.
01:14:26.462 --> 01:14:30.091
- My name is Derek Smeath.
- Alrighty.
01:14:30.132 --> 01:14:33.124
Now, look, for God's sake,
can I just say that this man
01:14:33.168 --> 01:14:36.001
has been stalking Rebecca
for the past year.
01:14:36.038 --> 01:14:37.528
Yes, I have.
01:14:37.573 --> 01:14:40.804
To recover unrepaid credit
on a store card totaling
01:14:40.843 --> 01:14:43.869
$9,412 and a quarter.
01:14:43.912 --> 01:14:46.346
Is this for real?
01:14:46.381 --> 01:14:49.839
No, I'm sorry,
because he is her ex-boyfriend.
01:14:52.187 --> 01:14:53.745
Really?
01:14:55.424 --> 01:14:57.915
No wonder she didn't bring him home.
01:14:59.761 --> 01:15:03.026
That's good. I tell ya,
01:15:03.065 --> 01:15:05.431
the more you look at me,
the funnier that gets.
01:15:08.403 --> 01:15:12.032
OK, well, uh, my ex-girlfriend
01:15:12.074 --> 01:15:13.939
told me she couldn't meet me today
01:15:13.976 --> 01:15:16.604
because I might risk
contamination with an infection
01:15:16.645 --> 01:15:20.547
- she picked up in Finland.
- Oh!
01:15:20.582 --> 01:15:22.049
Know she was part Finnish?
01:15:22.084 --> 01:15:25.247
OK, we're on limited time.
01:15:25.287 --> 01:15:26.652
Anybody else like to ask...
01:15:26.688 --> 01:15:29.316
No, no, no.
The best is yet to come.
01:15:29.358 --> 01:15:30.791
Oh, God!
01:15:30.826 --> 01:15:32.726
Did you realize
our Ms. Bloomwood here
01:15:32.761 --> 01:15:34.991
is in the hospital with depression?
01:15:35.030 --> 01:15:37.521
Currently in the hospital
with gallstones.
01:15:37.566 --> 01:15:39.659
"Check is in the mail" 14 times.
01:15:39.701 --> 01:15:43.034
Check is lost in the mail 14 times.
01:15:43.071 --> 01:15:46.165
Recovering from
a chemical fruit acid peel.
01:15:46.208 --> 01:15:49.336
Called back for second tour
of duty in Basra.
01:15:54.683 --> 01:15:57.083
Which of these excuses is true?
01:15:57.119 --> 01:15:59.212
Are any of them?
01:15:59.254 --> 01:16:02.781
Will the real Rebecca Bloomwood
please stand up?
01:16:08.897 --> 01:16:11.832
Well, at least I don't have to worry
about you being stalked!
01:16:11.867 --> 01:16:13.300
Luke, you don't understand!
01:16:13.335 --> 01:16:14.859
No, you're right, I don't!
01:16:14.903 --> 01:16:17.064
So do what I hired you to do, Rebecca,
01:16:17.105 --> 01:16:18.299
and make the truth clear
01:16:18.340 --> 01:16:20.900
to somebody who absolutely
doesn't understand.
01:16:20.943 --> 01:16:22.911
I shop.
01:16:22.945 --> 01:16:24.537
Oh, so you lie because you shop.
01:16:24.580 --> 01:16:27.845
OK, OK. Why do you shop?
01:16:27.883 --> 01:16:29.817
- Well, I...
- Come on, come on!
01:16:29.851 --> 01:16:31.546
Well, you're not giving me time...
01:16:31.587 --> 01:16:33.145
For what?
To make something up?
01:16:33.188 --> 01:16:35.713
Just, for once in your life,
tell me the truth.
01:16:38.360 --> 01:16:43.195
Because when I shop,
the world gets better.
01:16:43.231 --> 01:16:45.096
The world is better.
01:16:46.735 --> 01:16:51.638
And then it's not anymore.
And I need to do it again.
01:16:56.712 --> 01:16:58.737
Well, what about honesty?
01:17:00.949 --> 01:17:03.008
What about credibility?
01:17:03.986 --> 01:17:05.647
Well, I wanted to tell you,
01:17:05.687 --> 01:17:09.088
but I only took the job
to get to Alette.
01:17:21.637 --> 01:17:23.662
Well, I wish you all the best with that.
01:17:23.705 --> 01:17:25.195
Luke, I'm so sorry.
01:17:25.240 --> 01:17:29.506
No, no. I understand.
The whole thing was a lie.
01:17:33.081 --> 01:17:35.709
That absolutely makes sense.
01:17:50.565 --> 01:17:54.626
# You're breaking my heart
You're tearing it apart
01:17:54.670 --> 01:17:56.535
# Woo, woo
01:17:59.041 --> 01:18:01.134
# Now I've gone insane
01:18:02.611 --> 01:18:05.580
# And you're breaking
my glasses, too, OK?
01:18:05.614 --> 01:18:08.481
Is she wearing my bridesmaid's dress?
01:18:08.517 --> 01:18:11.509
Suze!
01:18:12.587 --> 01:18:15.021
That, I can absolutely explain!
01:18:15.057 --> 01:18:18.857
OK! Explain.
01:18:19.928 --> 01:18:20.952
Oh...
01:18:23.131 --> 01:18:25.463
Explain!
01:18:34.776 --> 01:18:36.471
Suze!
01:18:38.146 --> 01:18:41.445
Mr. West. I like Luke Brandon.
01:18:41.483 --> 01:18:45.783
But it would seem on
recent evidence, Mr. Brandon
01:18:45.821 --> 01:18:48.984
allowed his objectivity to lapse.
01:18:50.926 --> 01:18:53.087
Mr. Brandon?
01:18:57.432 --> 01:19:00.094
Rebecca Bloomwood...
01:19:05.607 --> 01:19:11.136
Rebecca Bloomwood
was the most vivacious,
01:19:11.179 --> 01:19:15.912
funny, inspiring woman I have ever met.
01:19:17.352 --> 01:19:21.914
And she lived a lie.
We know that now.
01:19:24.025 --> 01:19:27.961
But what she wrote in her columns
was the truth.
01:19:27.996 --> 01:19:30.294
She had a voice.
01:19:31.366 --> 01:19:33.834
She spoke to people
who never believed
01:19:33.869 --> 01:19:36.269
that they could understand,
and who loved it when
01:19:36.304 --> 01:19:38.864
they found that they could.
And I loved it.
01:19:46.314 --> 01:19:49.647
Rebecca Bloomwood let me down.
01:19:51.987 --> 01:19:55.252
But the Girl in the Green Scarf
never did.
01:20:05.200 --> 01:20:10.263
As for you, if Luke Brandon
and his attitude
01:20:10.305 --> 01:20:12.705
aren't fitting in at Dantay-West,
01:20:12.741 --> 01:20:15.266
there's really only ever one solution.
01:20:19.881 --> 01:20:22.816
Maybe we should
start a new magazine.
01:20:22.851 --> 01:20:28.687
A magazine driven purely
by the voices of its writers.
01:20:28.723 --> 01:20:33.820
A part of the company,
but outside the gates, you know?
01:20:33.862 --> 01:20:36.456
Yeah, sounds...
Sounds great.
01:20:36.498 --> 01:20:39.990
Yeah. It's unexpected, but, you know.
01:20:40.035 --> 01:20:43.801
You have drive,
Mr. Brandon, and vision.
01:20:43.839 --> 01:20:45.898
I've been impressed.
01:20:45.941 --> 01:20:48.409
Oh, it'll be tough going to start,
01:20:48.443 --> 01:20:52.209
but that's the way Cy and I
built this company.
01:20:52.247 --> 01:20:57.913
On the day that we put that sign up
over the door, Dantay-West.
01:20:57.953 --> 01:21:01.252
That was when we knew
that we'd made the right decision.
01:21:02.724 --> 01:21:05.022
So here's to our new venture.
01:21:07.896 --> 01:21:11.525
Well, I, um. I can't...
01:21:11.566 --> 01:21:14.933
I cannot believe it.
I'm going to kill her.
01:21:16.805 --> 01:21:20.571
Mr. West, when you put
that sign above the door,
01:21:20.609 --> 01:21:23.942
you wanted to make your name
in the world, didn't you?
01:21:23.979 --> 01:21:28.416
- Oh, more than anything else.
- So do I.
01:21:32.621 --> 01:21:35.055
Sweetie, she's gonna be fine.
01:21:35.090 --> 01:21:37.388
And when you talk to her, don't...
01:21:37.425 --> 01:21:41.953
Sweetie, honestly,
do you think it's too...
01:21:41.997 --> 01:21:44.158
"Raising Financially Fit Kids. "
01:21:44.199 --> 01:21:45.860
Do you think it's too late for this?
01:21:45.901 --> 01:21:48.529
Never too late. Aren't you glad
we went to that book fair?
01:21:53.174 --> 01:21:54.835
Pretty amazing, ain't it?
01:21:54.876 --> 01:21:57.276
That's why your mother and I
love coming out here.
01:21:58.179 --> 01:22:01.637
Reminds us of our childhood
in Finland.
01:22:04.486 --> 01:22:06.249
Your mom and I think,
01:22:06.288 --> 01:22:10.384
if the American economy
can be billions in debt
01:22:10.425 --> 01:22:12.484
and still survive, so can you.
01:22:15.230 --> 01:22:19.599
- The RV's worth about 13...
- No. Dad.
01:22:19.634 --> 01:22:20.692
We want to.
01:22:20.735 --> 01:22:22.794
I will kill you if you sell it.
01:22:22.837 --> 01:22:26.967
It completely defines you. Completely.
01:22:29.344 --> 01:22:34.145
Nothing defines me,
except you and your mother.
01:23:38.980 --> 01:23:43.610
So she really did it?
And it all worked.
01:23:44.919 --> 01:23:46.181
What do you mean?
01:23:46.221 --> 01:23:48.246
You mean you don't know.
01:23:48.289 --> 01:23:50.883
Oh, this is good.
01:23:50.925 --> 01:23:55.760
Alette Naylor is going to see
the little green scarf girl
01:23:55.797 --> 01:24:00.029
to give her the one thing that
she wants most in all the world.
01:24:00.068 --> 01:24:04.061
And now I'm stuck with her.
01:24:05.140 --> 01:24:07.720
I'm very happy
to have found you.
01:24:07.776 --> 01:24:10.677
- I went to Mr. West to...
- Hot.
01:24:10.712 --> 01:24:14.148
Ah. Thank you. Charles et Diana.
01:24:14.182 --> 01:24:16.912
No, no. They're not from Indiana,
they're from England.
01:24:16.951 --> 01:24:19.010
No, Dad, she said Charles and Diana.
01:24:19.054 --> 01:24:22.581
Yes. Well, I went to see Mr. West
to petition for clemency...
01:24:22.624 --> 01:24:26.287
...which he gave.
- And is Luke Brandon OK?
01:24:26.327 --> 01:24:31.390
Unfortunately, Monsieur Brandon
is no longer with Dantay-West.
01:24:31.433 --> 01:24:34.266
But he'll land on his feet.
01:24:34.302 --> 01:24:38.864
He's a Sherman, after all. Rebecca...
01:24:40.008 --> 01:24:43.000
You may not know this,
but your appearance
01:24:43.044 --> 01:24:46.912
on that TV show has struck
a nerve with many, many girls.
01:24:47.615 --> 01:24:49.378
They identify with you.
01:24:49.417 --> 01:24:55.322
Your column will be Affordable Fashion.
01:24:56.591 --> 01:25:00.891
Five hundred words once a month.
Welcome to Alette.
01:25:00.929 --> 01:25:03.295
I can do affordable fashion.
01:25:03.331 --> 01:25:05.128
I mean, I know where all the sales are.
01:25:05.166 --> 01:25:06.428
Yes, yes, she does. Oh!
01:25:06.468 --> 01:25:08.663
In fact, she got that from me.
01:25:08.703 --> 01:25:12.230
No, I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
01:25:12.273 --> 01:25:15.709
- Oh, cake?
- Yes.
01:25:17.779 --> 01:25:19.576
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
01:25:19.614 --> 01:25:21.741
Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny.
01:25:21.783 --> 01:25:24.343
- Oh.
- No, tiny. Tiny! Tiny!
01:25:24.953 --> 01:25:26.887
Hmm.
01:25:36.631 --> 01:25:37.689
Thank you.
01:25:40.135 --> 01:25:42.262
You will make your column personal.
01:25:42.303 --> 01:25:43.463
Mm-hmm.
01:25:43.505 --> 01:25:45.632
You'll take pieces
from your own wardrobe,
01:25:45.673 --> 01:25:47.834
like this for example.
This is very pretty.
01:25:47.876 --> 01:25:49.810
- They're swell.
- This season, I believe.
01:25:49.844 --> 01:25:52.813
Um, well, they're Louboutins,
01:25:52.847 --> 01:25:55.782
so, I mean, well,
they're not affordable fashion.
01:25:55.817 --> 01:26:01.278
Fear not. Chez Alette,
we print the prices very small.
01:26:03.558 --> 01:26:06.254
And after all,
what are credit cards for, huh?
01:26:06.294 --> 01:26:07.955
You must know that.
01:26:10.632 --> 01:26:12.759
Yeah, wow.
01:26:15.003 --> 01:26:19.303
Yeah, no, I, um...
I know all about credit cards.
01:26:19.340 --> 01:26:22.366
And final notices and debt collectors.
01:26:22.410 --> 01:26:26.107
Um, they should print that
in the fashion magazines. Right?
01:26:26.147 --> 01:26:27.808
Mm-hmm.
01:26:27.849 --> 01:26:30.909
Rebecca, you have a moral conscience.
01:26:30.952 --> 01:26:33.352
But if you want to work
for my magazine...
01:26:33.388 --> 01:26:36.084
No, no, I really...
I wanna work at Alette.
01:26:37.058 --> 01:26:39.151
What's the matter, baby?
01:26:39.194 --> 01:26:43.494
I just, I have that really annoying
feeling in the pit of my stomach.
01:26:43.531 --> 01:26:45.260
You know that feeling when?
01:26:45.300 --> 01:26:47.359
Yes. I get it...
I get it in the back of my head.
01:26:47.402 --> 01:26:49.393
Yeah, when...
You know what I mean?
01:26:49.437 --> 01:26:52.565
You wanna do something, but
you sort of feel like you shouldn't?
01:26:52.607 --> 01:26:54.802
- That's it!
- I get heartburn.
01:27:00.248 --> 01:27:04.617
I just... I have made
so many mistakes,
01:27:04.652 --> 01:27:10.454
and I feel like taking this job
would be another one.
01:27:10.491 --> 01:27:13.051
Before you make your decision,
you should know this.
01:27:13.094 --> 01:27:17.588
When I leave this house,
the opportunity leave with me.
01:27:19.367 --> 01:27:22.165
Well, then you should both go.
01:27:26.541 --> 01:27:28.566
C'est la vie.
01:27:30.178 --> 01:27:32.271
You're a Sherman.
01:27:33.781 --> 01:27:35.806
Can't you finance this yourself?
01:27:36.784 --> 01:27:39.218
I'm asking if you will back me.
01:27:40.555 --> 01:27:45.356
I'm asking if I am a good investment.
01:27:49.530 --> 01:27:52.192
All right, people, this is it.
I want you to think of it
01:27:52.233 --> 01:27:55.259
as a toxic little monkey on your back.
01:27:55.303 --> 01:27:58.636
Do it, Freak!
But anybody who cries
01:27:58.673 --> 01:28:02.040
will have to cut two cards.
01:28:03.878 --> 01:28:06.142
I'm Rebecca Bloomwood
and I'm a shopaholic.
01:28:06.180 --> 01:28:07.841
Hi, Rebecca.
01:28:07.882 --> 01:28:10.476
I destroyed my career
on national television.
01:28:10.518 --> 01:28:14.852
I lied to the man I love.
I hurt my best friend.
01:28:14.889 --> 01:28:18.689
I invented a stalker,
and I don't even speak Finnish.
01:28:18.726 --> 01:28:22.526
But I have a plan, and I need your help.
01:28:22.563 --> 01:28:24.121
Who's with me?
01:28:36.044 --> 01:28:38.808
Shut up. Sale of the century.
01:28:39.647 --> 01:28:44.141
Forward to all employees. Send.
01:28:57.498 --> 01:29:01.195
Oh, uh, Luke, sorry.
Um, may I take a long lunch?
01:29:01.235 --> 01:29:03.396
Sure. What are you doing?
01:29:03.438 --> 01:29:06.236
Oh! Oh, uh, I have an appointment.
01:29:06.274 --> 01:29:09.869
- With whom?
- A person.
01:29:12.947 --> 01:29:14.539
Um...
01:29:22.690 --> 01:29:25.659
Uh, I suppose she has to,
uh, clear the decks.
01:29:25.693 --> 01:29:29.151
You know, make room
for all those free clothes from Alette.
01:29:32.800 --> 01:29:34.324
Go, Hayley.
01:29:34.369 --> 01:29:36.132
May I?
01:29:43.544 --> 01:29:45.171
- Bags!
- Ready!
01:29:45.213 --> 01:29:46.737
- Accessories!
- Ready!
01:29:46.781 --> 01:29:48.578
- Shoes!
- Ready.
01:29:48.616 --> 01:29:50.811
- Millinery.
- What you call me?
01:29:50.852 --> 01:29:53.548
- Hats.
- Oh!
01:29:53.588 --> 01:29:55.283
I hope they've got shoes!
01:30:00.962 --> 01:30:02.987
They're gettin' antsy out there.
01:30:03.931 --> 01:30:05.626
Ready when you are, Ms. Bloomwood.
01:30:05.666 --> 01:30:06.997
Open the doors, Dad!
01:30:15.343 --> 01:30:17.607
There's plenty for everyone.
01:30:17.645 --> 01:30:19.078
Just, take your...
01:30:19.113 --> 01:30:20.808
You'll note the delicious color,
01:30:20.848 --> 01:30:23.646
the smart collar
and these classic buttons.
01:30:23.684 --> 01:30:25.413
Thirty dollars is my final offer.
01:30:25.453 --> 01:30:27.614
I'll give you $30
to get away from my table.
01:30:27.655 --> 01:30:29.816
What about your mother?
What would she like?
01:30:29.857 --> 01:30:30.949
Sobriety.
01:30:30.992 --> 01:30:33.552
- I think it's...
- It's a lucky top.
01:30:33.594 --> 01:30:36.062
These are real Prada shoes, ladies.
01:30:36.097 --> 01:30:38.497
They go with the same pink
as this scarf.
01:30:38.533 --> 01:30:41.434
And the handbag.
Oh. And the gloves.
01:30:41.469 --> 01:30:44.165
OK, you know what, not for sale.
Not for sale.
01:30:44.205 --> 01:30:47.538
- Ms. Ptaszinski!
- I'm OK.
01:30:48.543 --> 01:30:50.010
And now...
01:30:53.714 --> 01:30:55.648
The green scarf!
01:30:55.683 --> 01:30:57.310
An icon.
01:30:58.686 --> 01:31:02.679
Supple, sensual,
the color of money.
01:31:02.723 --> 01:31:04.714
Rebecca always had such fabulous taste.
01:31:04.759 --> 01:31:06.886
No wonder she wound up
at Alette magazine.
01:31:06.928 --> 01:31:09.158
Oh, Becky didn't end up
at Alette magazine.
01:31:09.197 --> 01:31:11.165
She turned that "hoppertunity" down.
01:31:11.199 --> 01:31:13.394
- What? Why?
- Yes, Jane Bloomwood, hi.
01:31:13.434 --> 01:31:14.594
Oh, hi.
01:31:14.635 --> 01:31:19.436
Now who will be the next
Girl in the Green Scarf?
01:31:19.474 --> 01:31:22.875
- Fifty dollars!
- Anyone else?
01:31:22.910 --> 01:31:24.400
- Seventy.
- I have 70!
01:31:24.445 --> 01:31:27.676
- Ninety dollars.
- Ninety dollars right here!
01:31:27.715 --> 01:31:29.808
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
01:31:29.851 --> 01:31:32.684
I have a bidder on the phone.
One hundred and twenty dollars.
01:31:32.720 --> 01:31:35.154
One-twenty for the beautiful,
famous, elegant...
01:31:35.189 --> 01:31:36.850
- One-fifty!
- Don't sell it.
01:31:36.891 --> 01:31:38.688
You've sold so much already.
01:31:38.726 --> 01:31:42.560
- Two hundred dollars.
- Two hundred and fifty dollars.
01:31:43.865 --> 01:31:48.598
Two-fifty! I have 250.
The bid is against you at 250.
01:31:49.504 --> 01:31:52.405
- Well?
- Three hundred dollars!
01:31:54.308 --> 01:31:57.903
You can tell your friend on the phone,
I'll match anything they bid.
01:31:58.613 --> 01:32:00.581
She's like an assassin.
01:32:00.615 --> 01:32:03.106
Three hundred dollars. Going once.
01:32:06.687 --> 01:32:10.350
- Going twice.
- My bidder withdraws.
01:32:10.391 --> 01:32:13.690
Sold for 300 to the lady in pink.
01:32:17.431 --> 01:32:19.296
Wait!
01:32:21.969 --> 01:32:23.129
Uh...
01:32:36.417 --> 01:32:39.909
- Don't wear it with yellow.
- Never.
01:32:39.954 --> 01:32:43.720
- It could bring you love.
- Thank you.
01:33:00.274 --> 01:33:04.643
One, two, three, four.
That's another thousand.
01:33:04.679 --> 01:33:07.204
Wow.
01:33:07.248 --> 01:33:11.116
$16,586, 72 cents.
01:33:11.152 --> 01:33:14.349
You are a winner, babe!
01:33:14.388 --> 01:33:16.618
Oh, my God.
01:33:40.247 --> 01:33:43.410
Mr. Smeath.
01:33:43.451 --> 01:33:47.148
What the hell is this?
What are you doing?
01:33:47.188 --> 01:33:50.680
I'm doing exactly what you did to me
on that television show, Derek.
01:33:50.725 --> 01:33:52.989
I'm just giving you what you deserve.
01:33:53.027 --> 01:33:56.019
But in the most
inconvenient way possible.
01:33:56.063 --> 01:34:02.024
And that, I think, makes 9,412.
01:34:02.970 --> 01:34:05.200
Oh. And a quarter.
01:34:23.958 --> 01:34:25.892
I've got it. I've got it.
01:34:30.331 --> 01:34:32.663
OK. Ladies, it's time!
01:34:35.569 --> 01:34:39.767
- How'd you get it back?
- I did a deal.
01:34:53.054 --> 01:34:54.453
Get her some flowers.
01:34:57.324 --> 01:35:00.885
- Sorry. OK.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
01:35:06.967 --> 01:35:08.457
- Ready, sweetie?
- Bex!
01:35:09.136 --> 01:35:10.694
Come here.
01:35:18.145 --> 01:35:20.045
OK.
01:35:35.596 --> 01:35:37.723
See you at the reception!
01:37:35.950 --> 01:37:39.249
You sold all your clothes and kept that?
01:37:49.730 --> 01:37:53.131
- It's Suze's wedding...
- Wedding. I know.
01:37:53.167 --> 01:37:56.159
I'm an investigative
journalist, Rebecca.
01:37:56.203 --> 01:37:58.068
Give me some credit.
01:38:09.950 --> 01:38:11.440
You really sold it all?
01:38:14.154 --> 01:38:15.849
You have nothing left.
01:38:15.890 --> 01:38:18.950
I mean, I wouldn't put it like that.
01:38:27.134 --> 01:38:28.431
Neither would I.
01:38:30.037 --> 01:38:32.164
The bidder on the phone was you.
01:38:34.375 --> 01:38:35.842
But you lost!
01:38:39.113 --> 01:38:41.138
Both bidders were me.
01:38:43.984 --> 01:38:46.782
It's a desperately important scarf.
01:39:20.354 --> 01:39:23.297
Name: Rebecca Bloomwood.
01:39:23.357 --> 01:39:27.316
Occupation: I am a columnist
for Luke's new magazine.
01:39:29.229 --> 01:39:33.222
Dress: Borrowed from Suze
as I am a reformed shopaholic.
01:39:33.267 --> 01:39:34.996
- Here, Ryuichi.
- Wow!
01:39:35.035 --> 01:39:36.730
It is amazing
what you have time to do
01:39:36.770 --> 01:39:38.203
when you're not shopping.
01:39:38.238 --> 01:39:41.002
For example,
I actually learned Finnish.
01:39:45.245 --> 01:39:47.713
Ahh...
01:39:47.748 --> 01:39:50.842
And instead of
a relationship with my credit card,
01:39:50.884 --> 01:39:54.183
I have a relationship
with someone who loves me back.
01:39:55.923 --> 01:39:57.857
And never declines me.
01:39:58.625 --> 01:40:00.183
Where do you get your moves?
01:40:00.227 --> 01:40:02.627
Who knows?
It just comes naturally.
01:40:06.266 --> 01:40:09.064
Oh, you're right. It's a mystery.