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♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
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♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
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♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
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♪ Do something for me ♪
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♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
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♪ And maybe we'll have something to show ♪
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♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
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♪ How can the outside world ♪
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♪ Be a place
That your heart can embrace? ♪
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♪ Be good to yourself
'Cause nobody else ♪
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♪ Has the power to make you happy ♪
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♪ How can I help you? ♪
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♪ Please let me try to ♪
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♪ I can heal the pain ♪
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♪ That you're feeling inside ♪
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♪ Whenever you want me ♪
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♪ Know that
I will be waiting for the day ♪
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♪ That you say you'll be mine ♪
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You look like you need another.
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- What are you, psychic?
- Look deep into my eyes.
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Yeah. You're feeling very thirsty.
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Oh, you are very good.
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And...
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- Oh, yeah, this is your favorite song.
- That was so psychic.
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No, that was you playing it
four times in a row.
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Well, love me, love George Michael.
We're kindred spirits.
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- How so?
- We're both singers.
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Uh, we're both famously misunderstood
and underappreciated in our time.
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All that's gonna change, 'cause tomorrow
I've got a big audition for the West End.
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And you, uh, came into town for it?
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No, I, uh, moved out on my flatmate today.
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- So, what, you're gonna move back home?
- Oh, kill me now.
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- Uh-oh. Family issues.
- Yeah. Let me count the ways.
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Uh, anger, shame, resentment,
embarrassment... And that's just my mum.
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- Do you want to hear about my sister?
- No.
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Okay, so what's your plan?
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I'll figure it out, you know.
It'll be fine. Something will turn up.
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Or someone.
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Mm.
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Morning, gorgeous.
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This bed,
it's like sleeping on a pile of kittens.
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If that thought's comfortable
and not completely horrifying.
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I'm gonna dash down the street.
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I need some ginger root, fresh beets,
for my famous breakfast power juice.
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- Cool.
- And a cappuccino while you wait.
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Wow.
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And lashings of hot water
if you fancy a shower.
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- Bliss.
- I'll be right back.
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Ah...
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Surprise!
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Guess who got back
from the conference a day early.
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God, I've missed you.
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- God, who are you?
- I'm the... plumber.
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- The plumber?
- Look, this isn't what it looks like.
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- I needed a bed for the night, and he...
- Ed.
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Ed was just so understanding.
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I have gobs of issues, all right?
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Accommodation,
because I've run out of options
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because I've really messed up
for a number of reasons.
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- And he...
- Ed.
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Ed just seemed to get that.
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Did you shag him?
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Oh!
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Look, you took my bag...
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Ow!
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Why is my life so shit?
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♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
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♪ But the very next day ♪
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♪ You gave it away ♪
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♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
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♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
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♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
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♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
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Oh...
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♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
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♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
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It's not funny, Klaus.
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It's incredible how unfunny it is.
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♪ Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? ♪
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♪ Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪
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♪ Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
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Christ.
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Oh, I'm sorry, George.
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Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.
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Hey, you're early.
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You are never early. What are you up to?
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Accommodation issues.
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Mm. So the usual.
What did you do this time?
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- Fry someone's fish?
- No. No, that was last week.
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You are going to run out
of friends with sofas.
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You have been sick.
You need to take care of yourself better.
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- Santa, I didn't know you cared.
- I don't care.
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I just don't want you to drop dead
in front of the customers.
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I don't have enough tinsel
to cover your corpse.
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Get to work, Elf.
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I don't know.
You're gonna have to help me decide.
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- They're both so darling.
- I tell you what.
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Let's pretend Mary had twins,
and you can get both.
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- You must just love your job.
- Love it.
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It's like being in a dream.
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All the joys and the love of Christmas
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every single day of the year.
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- Now, which baby is it going to be?
- He's gorgeous, but this one...
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- He looks like he's having a lot of fun.
- Oh, yeah, and a lot more to come.
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But this one? Look at him.
He's more like my idea of...
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- Jesus Christ.
- You think so too?
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- Katarina.
- Excuse me for just one moment. Santa!
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- I need a word.
- I'm at work. You could've called.
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You're not answering your phone. Remember?
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I've come from work.
I need to get back, so get out here.
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That's my analyst. So sorry.
Santa, can you get down here, please?
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Please? Thank you.
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Santa?
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Are you there?
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Mum needs you to ring her.
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Every time she contacts you
and gets no response, she contacts me.
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Yesterday, 17 times. Just do it.
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Oh, don't just stand there
issuing commands. I am an adult.
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You are the furthest thing from an adult
that I know.
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I need time to myself.
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I'm asking you to do a single thing,
Katarina.
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- It's "Kate."
- Whatever. Just ring her. Contact her.
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Give me one good reason.
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You've missed five doctor's appointments.
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You've got one tomorrow, which you know.
You have to be there.
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She's also planning a dinner
to celebrate my promotion.
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And you not ringing her
is seriously affecting my life.
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Will you be inviting Alba to the dinner?
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Just ring your mother.
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Christ.
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Jenna, it's me. Listen, darling,
I'm sorry to leave this message.
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I just really need a bed for the night.
Even possibly a few nights.
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You're my bestie. Please. I know. Just...
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Hey, Elf!
This is my elf. Santa has elves, you know.
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Little helpers.
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I have nicknamed her "Lazy the Elf"
because she appears never to work.
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That's me.
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She could also be called
"Crushing Disappointment the Elf."
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- I'm just...
- "Waste of Payroll the Elf,"
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"Bleeding Me Dry the Elf,"
"Why on Earth Is She Even Here the Elf."
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- What?
- Jesus.
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- Where did you come from?
- What are you looking at?
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Look. There. You see it?
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- Ah.
- Just above the lip of the roof there.
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It's quite unusual
to see a bird like that in town.
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Blimey.
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- Oh, damn it!
- Here. I think it just pooed in your eye.
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Yeah, I think so.
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- Good-bye, my people.
- Sorry.
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Ow.
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- Where have you been?
- Oh. A shitting bird just shat in my eye.
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- Is there a bird in here?
- No.
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Some bloke was outside the shop
playing silly buggers.
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Maybe you can focus your attention
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on the silly buggers inside the shop.
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Oh! My phone. Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm sorry, Santa.
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Yeah! Jenna? Yes!
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Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I'll be with you around 8:00. Okay.
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- Get off the phone, Elf!
- Okay, I got to go. Bye.
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- I'm just gonna get the shit out my eye.
- Time to sparkle!
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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jinglin'
Ring-ting-tinglin' too ♪
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There you are, sir.
Enjoy your festive hybrid Hanukkah bush.
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- Merry Christmas to you. Thank you.
- Thank you. Take care.
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♪ She drives me crazy ♪
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- Your mother again?
- I curse the day I was born.
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- Me too.
- Ha. Funny, no.
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I installed everything on her phone,
from Snapchat to Instagram.
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It means I can disappoint her
in more ways than ever.
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- Mothers are hell.
- Oh, yeah.
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Mm. Hello.
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- Leave him to me.
- Oh?
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You'll just flirt with him,
and he'll forget to buy anything.
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- Hi.
- How can I help you?
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Wouldn't mind finding him in my stocking.
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- Hi.
- Ah! Hi. Hi.
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- I came in to check on your eye.
- It's fine.
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- It's good luck, you know.
- What is?
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Getting pooed on by a bird.
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- Bollocks is it.
- No, seriously.
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So I thought I'd see if you fancied
a little stroll with me.
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Oh, that's my luck,
going for a stroll with you?
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Might be.
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Look, did you find me on Swiper?
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- Swiper?
- Yeah.
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The modern dating application
you might have heard of.
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Oh. So not.
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- To be honest, you're not really my type.
- To be honest, you're not really mine.
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Well, maybe we should just leave it then.
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I do like a challenge though.
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You considered BASE jumping?
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- Japanese blowfish?
- No, I have.
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But right now
I'm considering a stroll with you.
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Consider away, because it's a no.
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Is there anything I could improve upon
to, say, persuade you?
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- No.
- Any reason in particular?
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Because you're weird,
this is weird, and I don't know you.
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So, please, could you just leave, okay?
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- Shoo. Just go. Just go.
- Hold on. This is weird.
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Weirder than Grabber or Swiper
or whatever it's called?
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Yeah.
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Oh, just...
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Weirder than total strangers
deciding on one Photoshopped image
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whether or not to engage
in immediate foreplay?
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I'm busy. You're weird. Good-bye.
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Um...
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Do you need any...
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- Good evening.
- Good eve...
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Can I help you?
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I think so.
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Go on then.
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What is it you were looking for?
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Uh...
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this.
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That is very nice.
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It's Mr. Claus, I believe.
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Yes.
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Upon his vehicle.
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Yes.
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Do you have something dissimilar?
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Yes. We have many dissimilar items.
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For instance, this Christmas gibbon.
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It is amusing.
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I think so too.
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I'll come back for it.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Wow. That was like watching
a short Scandinavian film.
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Are you all right?
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- Yes, I'm fine.
- Wait. Hang on. Did you like him?
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You're so mysterious, I can't tell.
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- Of course not.
- Oh, my God, you did like him.
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I don't know anything about him.
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And you're fantasizing, Elf,
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because all you seem to think about
these days is sex.
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Ooh.
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- Oh, my God! He's coming back.
- Where?
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Got you. I knew you liked him.
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Well, now I know. You like your men
tall, shy and translucent.
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Like a squid,
but with bones and less legs.
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Shut up, lock up, and good night.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, shit.
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Arse, head and hole!
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Piss off, Klaus!
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Sorry! Late for an audition.
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Sorry! Bugger!
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No, no! Please wait! Please wait!
Please wait!
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He was... He was very good.
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Not for me.
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- Charming.
- Jarring.
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- I would put him in "maybe plus."
- "Maybe plus."
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Hi.
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- Hi. Sorry.
- Hi. Oh.
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- So sorry. I'm late.
- Sorry.
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The auditions are closed now.
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I was on the list. My name's Kate Andrich.
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There was a terrible accident
on the way here.
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Was Santa involved?
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She was, actually, yeah.
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"She"? Oh, is this like
a "God being a woman now" thing?
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Oh, no. These are my work clothes.
Don't worry about it.
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Where do you work? Elf and Safety?
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Not exactly.
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Uh, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to
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- come back next time.
- It's too late.
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You know what? Let her go. Who knows?
She might be the next Streisand.
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We don't know. Plus, I've never seen
an elf audition before.
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Um, yeah. Take it away,
you weird little North Pole-ian.
00:16:06.340 --> 00:16:08.707
It's Kate. Where can I plug in my music?
00:16:08.801 --> 00:16:10.463
The sound engineer's gone home.
00:16:10.553 --> 00:16:14.137
- Great.
- A cappella. The penalty for lateness.
00:16:14.223 --> 00:16:17.182
Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Sure.
00:16:18.436 --> 00:16:19.436
Okay.
00:16:21.689 --> 00:16:25.182
♪ Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens ♪
00:16:25.276 --> 00:16:28.235
♪ Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens ♪
00:16:28.321 --> 00:16:31.530
♪ Brown paper packages
Tied up with string ♪
00:16:31.616 --> 00:16:34.233
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪
00:16:34.327 --> 00:16:36.740
- Stop! Stop.
- ♪ When the dog bites... ♪
00:16:38.915 --> 00:16:40.907
- You've got the part.
- Don't I need to...
00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:43.538
Oh, uh, sorry. No, no, no, it was...
00:16:43.628 --> 00:16:45.244
It was shit.
00:16:47.340 --> 00:16:50.174
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock ♪
00:16:50.259 --> 00:16:51.295
Whoa!
00:16:51.385 --> 00:16:53.627
- You. Again.
- What do you mean, "again"?
00:16:53.721 --> 00:16:56.304
- Did you follow me here?
- No, I made a delivery here.
00:16:56.390 --> 00:16:59.007
- Yeah?
- Are elves always so cynical?
00:16:59.101 --> 00:17:01.809
Yes, relentlessly. These are dark times.
00:17:01.896 --> 00:17:05.765
So having not followed you here,
and having made my delivery,
00:17:05.858 --> 00:17:08.145
and you having bumped into me by chance,
00:17:09.070 --> 00:17:10.070
here we are.
00:17:10.821 --> 00:17:12.062
"Here we are"?
00:17:12.657 --> 00:17:14.337
Well, for instance,
we could go for a walk.
00:17:14.367 --> 00:17:17.360
Why do you keep trying to
take me for a walk? I'm not a dog.
00:17:17.453 --> 00:17:19.945
- You are wearing a collar.
- Oh, LOL. You know what?
00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:23.032
- I'm just not in the mood for a walk.
- Why?
00:17:23.459 --> 00:17:24.459
Well, fine. Okay.
00:17:24.544 --> 00:17:27.252
I was just incredibly bad at what I do
00:17:27.338 --> 00:17:29.250
in front of people
who could've given me a job.
00:17:29.340 --> 00:17:30.751
I thought you had a job.
00:17:30.841 --> 00:17:33.333
Yes, but it's not what I "do" do.
I'm not a career elf.
00:17:34.011 --> 00:17:35.422
What do you do?
00:17:37.056 --> 00:17:38.056
Sing.
00:17:38.140 --> 00:17:40.052
Wow. That's pretty amazing.
00:17:40.142 --> 00:17:42.885
I just can't seem to... at the moment.
00:17:42.979 --> 00:17:45.221
Anyway, boring, boring, boring.
La, la, la.
00:17:45.314 --> 00:17:46.646
I'm not bored.
00:17:46.732 --> 00:17:49.816
- Actually, who are you?
- I'm Tom.
00:17:51.362 --> 00:17:52.362
Kate.
00:17:53.322 --> 00:17:55.722
- Why are you so flexible?
- Why are you dressed like an elf?
00:17:55.783 --> 00:17:57.615
You know why. And you know what?
00:17:58.286 --> 00:18:02.496
I have had my fill of utterly hilarious
elf jokes for one night.
00:18:02.582 --> 00:18:03.868
Cover me.
00:18:06.085 --> 00:18:07.417
- Here?
- Here.
00:18:08.421 --> 00:18:10.458
You are now my cupboard door.
00:18:12.717 --> 00:18:14.549
- Do you do this often?
- Only when I have to.
00:18:17.471 --> 00:18:20.964
- Oh, piss off. Nice covering.
- I'm trying my best here.
00:18:24.895 --> 00:18:26.887
Okay. Oh, no. Hang on.
00:18:28.357 --> 00:18:31.020
- Where are we going?
- This way. Come on.
00:18:34.155 --> 00:18:35.155
Oh...
00:18:37.033 --> 00:18:38.365
Look at that.
00:18:38.451 --> 00:18:40.613
- You never seen this alleyway before?
- Nope.
00:18:40.703 --> 00:18:42.865
This is the narrowest alley in London.
00:18:43.456 --> 00:18:45.914
My mate Hendo calls it
"Fat Man's Squeeze."
00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.834
- It's pretty cool, though, isn't it?
- Sure. Why not?
00:18:48.919 --> 00:18:50.330
I like hidden places.
00:18:51.047 --> 00:18:54.290
Has anyone ever told you there's something
slightly serial killer-y about you?
00:18:55.259 --> 00:18:58.047
No. Come to think of it,
no one's ever said that to me before.
00:18:58.137 --> 00:19:00.254
- Ah.
- Never more than once, anyway.
00:19:03.392 --> 00:19:06.976
- Why are you always dancing about?
- Look up.
00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:09.564
Oh, wow.
00:19:09.649 --> 00:19:12.062
- Are they mice?
- Yeah, I think so.
00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:16.319
There must be a story attached to them.
I'll have to find out one day.
00:19:16.405 --> 00:19:18.522
- Yeah. I mean, it's very...
- Come on.
00:19:20.159 --> 00:19:21.946
You are so strange.
00:19:22.036 --> 00:19:24.278
- You're so weird!
- Keep looking up.
00:19:25.915 --> 00:19:27.059
Oh. Ow!
00:19:27.083 --> 00:19:29.120
- You okay?
- No!
00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:32.544
Just my luck.
I face-plant into a pile of rubbish
00:19:32.630 --> 00:19:35.589
because I wasn't looking where
I was going like a bloody normal person.
00:19:35.675 --> 00:19:38.634
- You're not used to looking up.
- Or smelling like a bin.
00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:40.711
- Have you seen this?
- Seen what?
00:19:41.722 --> 00:19:43.805
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah.
00:19:43.891 --> 00:19:46.850
I've walked down this street many times.
I've never seen that before.
00:19:46.936 --> 00:19:48.928
Like I say, follow me.
00:20:13.879 --> 00:20:15.040
This is cool.
00:20:16.215 --> 00:20:18.172
Welcome to my secret little garden.
00:20:18.259 --> 00:20:20.546
I had no idea this existed.
00:20:20.636 --> 00:20:22.127
Not many people do.
00:20:23.639 --> 00:20:24.639
Oh.
00:20:24.724 --> 00:20:26.932
Ooh. Have a look over there.
00:20:27.017 --> 00:20:28.599
- It's Gideon.
- Yes.
00:20:28.686 --> 00:20:30.302
- He's recently divorced.
- Oh.
00:20:30.396 --> 00:20:32.729
He owes £748 in child support.
00:20:33.649 --> 00:20:35.106
How do you know?
00:20:35.192 --> 00:20:38.105
I heard him have a very loud
phone conversation behind that shrub.
00:20:38.195 --> 00:20:40.687
He probably thought
no one could hear him.
00:20:40.781 --> 00:20:44.240
- Oh, and that's Geoff, a Mafia don.
- Really?
00:20:44.326 --> 00:20:46.238
No. He works at Burger King.
00:20:46.328 --> 00:20:48.820
He's also a vegan, so very conflicted.
00:20:50.207 --> 00:20:51.539
Who's she?
00:20:52.168 --> 00:20:54.660
That's Ursula.
She lives in the flats round the back.
00:20:54.754 --> 00:20:57.167
She runs a brothel down in Bethnal Green.
00:20:57.256 --> 00:21:00.044
Some of the girls used to come,
take a seat,
00:21:00.134 --> 00:21:02.797
have a chat, and then go back to work.
00:21:03.679 --> 00:21:05.466
Do you think
she was giving them tips?
00:21:05.556 --> 00:21:08.173
No. More like a bit of support.
00:21:09.727 --> 00:21:12.686
- I want to talk to her.
- No, you can't do that. No, no.
00:21:13.355 --> 00:21:16.348
Everyone keeps everyone's secrets here.
It's like an unspoken rule.
00:21:16.442 --> 00:21:18.104
You just told me Gideon's.
00:21:19.361 --> 00:21:20.727
Fair point.
00:21:21.822 --> 00:21:23.358
You're one of us now.
00:21:31.123 --> 00:21:32.739
So when's your next audition?
00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.792
- Saturday. It's for Frozen.
- What's that?
00:21:35.878 --> 00:21:38.370
You... You really don't know?
00:21:38.464 --> 00:21:39.671
- No, really.
- Okay.
00:21:39.757 --> 00:21:44.218
It's a film about two sisters who used
to get on really well, and then don't,
00:21:44.303 --> 00:21:48.388
because one of them
has a problem with ice.
00:21:48.474 --> 00:21:50.761
And the production is on ice!
00:21:50.851 --> 00:21:53.264
Huh. So you can skate as well as sing?
00:21:53.354 --> 00:21:55.266
- No.
- You can't skate?
00:21:55.356 --> 00:21:58.690
Never tried it.
I'm gonna wing it. It'll be cool.
00:21:58.776 --> 00:22:01.439
- I really enjoyed our walk today.
- Ditto.
00:22:01.529 --> 00:22:04.988
Would you like to repeat the experience?
00:22:05.074 --> 00:22:08.067
- Would you like to give me your number?
- I don't have a phone.
00:22:10.454 --> 00:22:14.164
I was just beginning to think
you're not as weird as you look.
00:22:14.250 --> 00:22:17.243
Before you throw me in the bin
with the rest of your battered conquests,
00:22:17.336 --> 00:22:19.749
it's not completely true...
I do have a phone.
00:22:20.714 --> 00:22:23.081
- It's just locked in a cupboard.
- Why?
00:22:23.175 --> 00:22:26.339
I got so tired of staring
at my hand all day. You should try it.
00:22:26.428 --> 00:22:29.199
That's like saying you should try death.
00:22:29.223 --> 00:22:32.842
- Somebody really wants to get hold of you.
- Someone really isn't gonna get a chance.
00:22:32.935 --> 00:22:35.598
No.
00:22:35.688 --> 00:22:38.772
Ditch that.
All of your stresses will just melt away.
00:22:39.233 --> 00:22:41.566
Oh, but I just like stress.
00:22:41.652 --> 00:22:43.518
Oi. You getting on?
00:22:43.612 --> 00:22:45.979
- Yeah.
- Your chariot awaits.
00:22:46.073 --> 00:22:48.565
Indeed.
00:22:48.659 --> 00:22:50.867
- I'll see you at the store.
- Okay.
00:22:50.953 --> 00:22:54.196
- And don't forget... look up.
- Oh, for God's sake, shut up, will you?
00:23:22.401 --> 00:23:25.519
- Hi.
- Hi. Thank you so much.
00:23:25.613 --> 00:23:27.275
- Thank you so much.
- It's okay.
00:23:27.865 --> 00:23:32.075
And your suite, madame. Ta-da!
00:23:32.786 --> 00:23:35.950
You called just before we got the crib up,
so there was still room.
00:23:36.040 --> 00:23:39.750
Yeah. This is gonna be so good
for my sex life.
00:23:50.471 --> 00:23:51.471
- Hey, Ruf.
- Hey, Kate.
00:23:51.555 --> 00:23:52.796
- Thanks for this.
- Holding up?
00:23:52.890 --> 00:23:55.428
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, fine. Totally fine.
- How's it all been?
00:23:57.269 --> 00:24:00.512
- Reentry and all that. How's Santa?
- Oh, you know, fine.
00:24:01.190 --> 00:24:03.933
Her usual curt, Asian self.
00:24:04.026 --> 00:24:05.892
I thought you might have
decided to move on.
00:24:05.986 --> 00:24:07.352
No, no.
00:24:07.446 --> 00:24:09.090
With something that started
as a Saturday job?
00:24:09.114 --> 00:24:11.401
Yeah. Comfy where I am.
00:24:11.951 --> 00:24:15.319
And what about your folks and Mad Marta,
00:24:15.412 --> 00:24:17.654
- with her law firm and her briefcase?
- Oh.
00:24:17.748 --> 00:24:22.038
I stay out of contact with the crazies,
just to give myself a bit of space.
00:24:22.127 --> 00:24:26.041
- Are the doctors keeping in touch?
- How about being pregnant? Huh?
00:24:26.131 --> 00:24:29.169
- For crying out loud, how's that?
- It's a total conspiracy, is what it is.
00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:31.626
- Yeah?
- They lie to you about pregnancy.
00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:34.463
You know the whole glowing,
mother-to-be image you see in the ads?
00:24:34.556 --> 00:24:37.048
It's just bollocks. Genuine bollocks.
00:24:37.142 --> 00:24:39.555
It's just a nine-month-long trauma
00:24:39.645 --> 00:24:41.289
- spent piddling into cups...
- Of course it is.
00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:44.147
...being poked up the vag
by strangers with cold hands,
00:24:44.233 --> 00:24:47.772
and if men had to do this shit,
we would have contraceptive beer.
00:24:47.861 --> 00:24:49.147
Actually, if men had to do it,
00:24:49.238 --> 00:24:51.400
- the human race would just die out.
- Shh.
00:24:51.490 --> 00:24:55.234
No, Ruf. I know you know all this,
and I know you're fed up with feminism...
00:24:55.327 --> 00:24:58.866
I'm not fed up with feminism.
No, I mean she's not listening.
00:25:03.711 --> 00:25:05.122
That's not right.
00:25:07.047 --> 00:25:10.461
This is a fish knife. I'm trying to cut
a passion fruit with a fish knife.
00:25:10.551 --> 00:25:14.090
- If anyone can do it, you can.
- It's your fault. You did this.
00:25:14.179 --> 00:25:16.922
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
00:25:17.016 --> 00:25:19.508
♪ Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo ♪
00:25:19.601 --> 00:25:20.601
♪ Wake me up ♪
00:25:22.521 --> 00:25:25.229
Well, hey, Sleeping Beauty.
00:25:25.315 --> 00:25:27.398
- Hi.
- Come and grab some food.
00:25:27.484 --> 00:25:28.484
Oh, yeah.
00:25:28.569 --> 00:25:30.936
Oh! Good sleeping.
00:25:31.030 --> 00:25:34.865
Anyone up for a, you know, pizza?
Bottle of Rioja?
00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:36.691
Mm. Celiac.
00:25:36.785 --> 00:25:38.651
- Oh, yeah. I forgot.
- And preggers.
00:25:38.746 --> 00:25:41.238
So we ain't drinking either, party girl.
00:25:41.331 --> 00:25:44.540
Okay. Well, I'm off out.
00:25:44.626 --> 00:25:47.835
Okay. I'll see you later.
I won't be too late. I promise.
00:25:47.921 --> 00:25:50.129
Yeah, all right. Peace out.
00:25:52.885 --> 00:25:55.593
Don't. She's my oldest friend.
00:25:55.679 --> 00:25:58.241
- I know it seems like she's...
- The most selfish woman in the world?
00:25:58.265 --> 00:26:00.928
Oof. Harsh. She's been ill.
00:26:01.018 --> 00:26:04.978
I'm over the galleon, but one more thing,
and my legendary patience will crumble.
00:26:05.064 --> 00:26:07.021
Don't bring that up.
She burned her eyebrows off.
00:26:07.107 --> 00:26:09.520
Her eyebrows will grow back.
You know what won't grow back?
00:26:11.445 --> 00:26:13.687
- Oh, my...
- My matchstick galleon.
00:26:13.781 --> 00:26:15.568
No, I agree. One, and she's out.
00:26:16.658 --> 00:26:19.776
Wakey, wakey, London.
Here's something to start your day.
00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:34.041
No! Not again! Stop. Shh.
00:26:35.803 --> 00:26:38.573
- You take me for full English now?
- No. You had the full English last night.
00:26:41.183 --> 00:26:42.845
Hi.
00:26:42.935 --> 00:26:44.722
Morning. Hello.
00:26:44.812 --> 00:26:47.555
Happy? A good morning.
It's brilliant. It's lovely, isn't it?
00:26:47.648 --> 00:26:49.560
Wow. Someone looks not rested.
00:26:49.650 --> 00:26:51.516
What? Me? No, fine. Totally fine.
00:26:51.610 --> 00:26:56.321
- Able to leap sofas in a single bound...
- Oh, my God! No, no, no!
00:27:21.056 --> 00:27:24.766
- Just gonna write this out for you.
- They've had a right go, haven't they?
00:27:24.852 --> 00:27:27.265
- Probably just kids.
- Yeah, I reckon it's just kids.
00:27:27.354 --> 00:27:30.688
I just said. This is your crime number.
You'll need it for insurance.
00:27:30.774 --> 00:27:32.982
- What happened?
- Break-in, I'm afraid.
00:27:33.068 --> 00:27:34.809
Very common this time of year.
00:27:34.903 --> 00:27:37.361
- Place like this is a prime target.
- Lovely, it is.
00:27:38.157 --> 00:27:39.523
Is that a crocodile with pom-poms?
00:27:41.577 --> 00:27:44.194
- Yes.
- And, uh, who's this?
00:27:44.288 --> 00:27:45.574
This is my employee.
00:27:45.664 --> 00:27:49.032
She locked up last night,
so please ask her if she saw anything.
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.286
Nothing out of the ordinary.
00:27:54.339 --> 00:27:56.192
- Are you writing that down?
- How do you spell "ordinary"?
00:27:56.216 --> 00:27:58.754
Well, we're done here.
We'll be in touch if we hear anything.
00:27:58.844 --> 00:28:02.337
- Mm, pity. It's a lovely place.
- It is. I love Christmas.
00:28:02.431 --> 00:28:03.763
No, you don't.
00:28:03.849 --> 00:28:06.035
You make "have a merry Christmas"
sound like a death threat.
00:28:06.059 --> 00:28:07.516
What are you talking about?
00:28:07.603 --> 00:28:10.471
- Merry Christmas.
- Have yourself a merry Christmas, yeah?
00:28:10.564 --> 00:28:12.647
- You see? You just did it.
- What do you mean?
00:28:12.733 --> 00:28:13.849
Let me get my phone out.
00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:16.212
I'll record you, and you'll realize
you sound like Jason Statham.
00:28:16.236 --> 00:28:18.131
That's a good thing,
'cause I love Jason Statham,
00:28:18.155 --> 00:28:19.591
- so that's not an insult.
- Santa, I...
00:28:19.615 --> 00:28:21.322
- Don't talk to me.
- But, listen, I...
00:28:21.408 --> 00:28:24.617
I said, "Don't talk to me."
You forgot to lock up.
00:28:24.703 --> 00:28:26.239
Don't deny it.
00:28:26.330 --> 00:28:27.866
I can pay you back.
00:28:31.126 --> 00:28:33.789
Now, you listen to me,
and you listen good.
00:28:34.504 --> 00:28:36.541
You were great at your job
when you started.
00:28:36.632 --> 00:28:38.874
That's why I took you on full-time.
00:28:38.967 --> 00:28:43.507
You've got a way with people,
and I felt so lucky to have you.
00:28:44.181 --> 00:28:47.049
- Thanks.
- But I don't feel lucky anymore.
00:28:48.018 --> 00:28:50.726
Since you came back,
you started losing your shit.
00:28:50.812 --> 00:28:53.099
It's like you don't care about anything.
00:28:54.316 --> 00:28:57.775
So now, you care about this.
00:28:58.779 --> 00:29:02.238
I had to smash my own window
to make it look like a break-in.
00:29:02.324 --> 00:29:04.987
Otherwise I wouldn't get the insurance.
00:29:05.077 --> 00:29:08.912
You turned me into someone
who broke the law.
00:29:13.210 --> 00:29:17.375
I can't believe I'm even giving you
another chance, but I am, because...
00:29:18.590 --> 00:29:20.422
- I am a good person.
- Yeah.
00:29:20.509 --> 00:29:23.673
But one more thing, and you're out.
00:29:25.722 --> 00:29:29.716
So clean up your mess,
you stupid, stupid girl.
00:29:38.610 --> 00:29:40.772
♪ Joy to the world ♪
00:29:40.862 --> 00:29:43.354
♪ The Lord is come ♪
00:29:43.448 --> 00:29:47.533
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:50.111
♪ Let every heart ♪
00:29:50.205 --> 00:29:52.322
♪ Prepare him room ♪
00:29:52.916 --> 00:29:57.752
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
00:29:57.838 --> 00:30:00.296
♪ And heaven, and heaven ♪
00:30:00.382 --> 00:30:02.624
♪ And nature sing ♪
00:30:07.556 --> 00:30:09.889
Hey.
00:30:10.642 --> 00:30:12.474
Were you coming to see me?
00:30:12.561 --> 00:30:14.598
- No.
- Oh.
00:30:15.522 --> 00:30:17.184
- Great.
- You okay?
00:30:17.274 --> 00:30:18.856
Yeah. No, we had a break-in,
00:30:18.942 --> 00:30:20.979
- and Santa's taken it really badly.
- Right.
00:30:21.403 --> 00:30:24.340
And I got chucked out of my digs
this morning, so I've got nowhere to stay.
00:30:24.364 --> 00:30:26.026
- Hmm.
- Anyway, I'm homeless again.
00:30:26.116 --> 00:30:27.482
That bad, huh?
00:30:27.576 --> 00:30:28.783
Yep.
00:30:28.869 --> 00:30:29.950
Okay.
00:30:31.663 --> 00:30:34.058
- You should come with me then.
- You were so coming to see me.
00:30:34.082 --> 00:30:35.744
- Mm-mmm.
- Yep.
00:30:35.834 --> 00:30:36.915
- Nope.
- Yep.
00:30:37.002 --> 00:30:38.459
Not in your wildest dreams.
00:30:38.545 --> 00:30:39.831
- Uh, yeah.
- This way.
00:30:39.921 --> 00:30:42.504
- Yeah, you were coming to see me.
- Uh-uh.
00:30:44.051 --> 00:30:45.292
Here we are.
00:30:46.428 --> 00:30:49.637
- What is this?
- Your people. The homeless.
00:30:49.723 --> 00:30:51.806
Oh, Christ.
00:30:51.892 --> 00:30:53.599
Well, thanks, Bono
00:30:53.685 --> 00:30:56.803
or Mother Teresa or whoever wins
the moral superiority prize.
00:30:56.897 --> 00:30:58.763
You're the one
who used the word "homeless."
00:30:58.857 --> 00:31:01.270
I meant I haven't got a place
to stay that I've chosen.
00:31:01.360 --> 00:31:03.046
I choose not to go back
to my parents' house.
00:31:03.070 --> 00:31:06.188
- And they live here in London?
- Yeah, kind of, sort of.
00:31:06.990 --> 00:31:08.926
Christ, if I'm going home,
I'm gonna need a drink.
00:31:08.950 --> 00:31:11.738
How about you leave it,
and you go home alarmingly sober?
00:31:11.828 --> 00:31:14.616
Bugger off,
person who has never met my parents.
00:31:14.706 --> 00:31:15.787
Okay.
00:31:16.833 --> 00:31:18.165
Where are you going?
00:31:19.294 --> 00:31:21.331
- I'm going in there.
- Well, you're not homeless?
00:31:21.421 --> 00:31:22.707
No, I volunteer in here.
00:31:24.966 --> 00:31:28.380
Christ, why don't you just get "saint"
tattooed on your forehead?
00:31:28.470 --> 00:31:31.087
Oh, boy. Just can't help it, can you?
00:31:31.515 --> 00:31:32.676
Help what?
00:31:33.225 --> 00:31:35.512
Never mind. Good luck.
00:31:36.603 --> 00:31:38.435
- Oh.
- Good night.
00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:46.561
♪ Somebody told me ♪
00:31:47.364 --> 00:31:49.481
♪ Boy, everything she wants ♪
00:31:49.574 --> 00:31:51.531
♪ Is everything she sees ♪
00:31:52.202 --> 00:31:55.195
♪ I guess I must have loved you ♪
00:31:55.288 --> 00:31:59.328
♪ Because I said you were
The perfect girl for me ♪
00:31:59.418 --> 00:32:00.418
♪ Baby ♪
00:32:00.502 --> 00:32:03.085
♪ And now we're six months older ♪
00:32:04.131 --> 00:32:06.088
♪ And everything you want ♪
00:32:06.174 --> 00:32:08.917
- ♪ And everything you see ♪
- Hi. Yeah, I need a cab.
00:32:09.010 --> 00:32:11.878
♪ Is out of reach, not good enough ♪
00:32:12.514 --> 00:32:16.474
♪ I don't know
What the hell you want from me, oh ♪
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.433
I honestly think she preferred it
when I was ill.
00:32:21.523 --> 00:32:24.857
You know? Like it made her
more important, more center-stage.
00:32:24.943 --> 00:32:28.562
And all she's done, really,
since the operation,
00:32:28.655 --> 00:32:32.069
is try to interfere and control my life.
00:32:32.159 --> 00:32:33.759
How do you even know if you have a life?
00:32:33.827 --> 00:32:35.555
Does anything official arrive
that tells you?
00:32:35.579 --> 00:32:37.946
Like an envelope that's like,
"Dear so-and-so.
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:40.247
You now have a life.
We wish you'd get on with it."
00:32:40.333 --> 00:32:43.167
- Hmm.
- Oh, everything's just such a mess.
00:32:43.253 --> 00:32:44.994
How did I even get here?
00:32:45.088 --> 00:32:46.829
Through the tunnel.
00:32:46.923 --> 00:32:48.334
Yeah.
00:32:49.968 --> 00:32:51.209
Here we are.
00:32:51.303 --> 00:32:53.670
Mm. Thanks, Dad.
00:32:55.390 --> 00:32:56.722
You coming in?
00:32:56.808 --> 00:32:58.845
No, no, no. Your mother is still up.
00:32:58.935 --> 00:33:00.767
I like to wait until she's asleep.
00:33:01.605 --> 00:33:02.766
She talks less.
00:33:05.317 --> 00:33:09.436
Why don't you just get a divorce, huh?
Been avoiding each other for years.
00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:12.488
Ah. No, divorce is for the rich.
00:33:12.574 --> 00:33:13.815
Ah.
00:33:14.743 --> 00:33:16.905
Get some rest, Katarina. You look done in.
00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:18.236
It's "Kate."
00:33:18.330 --> 00:33:19.330
Ah.
00:33:20.790 --> 00:33:22.452
Don't pick up anyone dodgy.
00:33:22.542 --> 00:33:24.408
Yeah.
00:33:24.503 --> 00:33:25.710
Love you.
00:33:38.975 --> 00:33:40.011
Oh.
00:33:46.733 --> 00:33:47.769
Mum?
00:33:49.986 --> 00:33:51.898
Mum, would you let me in?
00:33:52.822 --> 00:33:55.189
Mum? Would... Mum!
00:33:56.785 --> 00:33:58.947
Nailed it shut. Mental.
00:34:00.288 --> 00:34:03.326
KGB! Open up! KGB!
00:34:05.752 --> 00:34:08.085
Stop. Stop. You are very bad girl.
00:34:08.713 --> 00:34:10.955
- Would you prefer the KGB?
- KGB...
00:34:11.049 --> 00:34:14.292
You don't make joke about
what you don't understand.
00:34:14.386 --> 00:34:15.613
Yeah, well, can I just come in?
00:34:15.637 --> 00:34:17.799
What you done? You look like dead person.
00:34:17.889 --> 00:34:19.630
Oh, yeah. Thanks. Great parenting. Great.
00:34:19.724 --> 00:34:22.933
- Why don't you ring me? You have phone.
- It's broken.
00:34:23.019 --> 00:34:28.390
Why you say that? Why you not ring me
when I worry about you?
00:34:29.109 --> 00:34:30.850
Not to hear nothing.
00:34:30.944 --> 00:34:36.440
No call, no Twitter, no Snapchat shot.
00:34:36.533 --> 00:34:38.570
I think, "She's dead, she's had lapse,
00:34:38.660 --> 00:34:42.199
she's never coming home,
like her father who is never here."
00:34:42.789 --> 00:34:47.159
- My life is hell, Katarina.
- It's "Kate." It's "Kate."
00:34:47.252 --> 00:34:51.246
"Kate" is not a name. "Katarina" is name.
00:34:51.339 --> 00:34:56.175
Katarina. Cat is animal. Cat, dog.
00:34:56.261 --> 00:34:59.254
What I call Marta? Dog.
I call you cat. Meow.
00:34:59.347 --> 00:35:02.010
Yeah, no, great, but can I get some sleep?
00:35:02.100 --> 00:35:04.308
One of us should sleep.
00:35:04.394 --> 00:35:05.851
I don't sleep.
00:35:05.937 --> 00:35:07.599
This is very...
00:35:07.689 --> 00:35:09.601
- This is naughty.
- Yeah.
00:35:09.691 --> 00:35:14.231
- Mum! Can I please just go to sleep?
- Yes, you sleep. We talk morning.
00:35:14.321 --> 00:35:16.233
- You are clean, hmm?
- Yeah, yeah.
00:35:16.323 --> 00:35:18.280
- Pillow. Pillow.
- Okay. Yeah, it's a pillow.
00:35:18.366 --> 00:35:20.107
- Head. Sleep.
- Yeah, I'm gonna...
00:35:21.161 --> 00:35:22.652
- Mm.
- Yeah, okay.
00:35:24.664 --> 00:35:27.247
- Okay. Good night.
- Naughty.
00:35:32.589 --> 00:35:33.750
Oh, God.
00:36:01.701 --> 00:36:04.364
So, tell me about the diet.
Keeping up with the fruit and veg?
00:36:04.454 --> 00:36:05.454
Yeah, fine.
00:36:05.538 --> 00:36:07.780
She's eating rubbish when she is outside.
00:36:07.874 --> 00:36:10.787
When she's at home,
she's eating my food, and it's good.
00:36:10.877 --> 00:36:12.960
I'm sure it is. What about sleep?
00:36:13.046 --> 00:36:14.357
- It's all right.
- She never sleeps.
00:36:14.381 --> 00:36:15.381
Exercise?
00:36:15.465 --> 00:36:16.626
- Religiously.
- Not at all.
00:36:16.716 --> 00:36:18.207
- Alcohol?
- Every once in a while.
00:36:18.301 --> 00:36:20.133
Oh, she's drinking like the pirate.
00:36:20.220 --> 00:36:21.572
- You say you're okay.
- Yep.
00:36:21.596 --> 00:36:23.636
And your mother says the opposite.
Who do I believe?
00:36:23.723 --> 00:36:25.589
- Me, obviously.
- Me, the mother, of course.
00:36:25.684 --> 00:36:28.802
All right, all right, listen.
There's nothing conclusive here,
00:36:28.895 --> 00:36:31.729
but you, Kate,
you've got to take care of your heart.
00:36:31.815 --> 00:36:35.559
You need to rest more,
eat better, drink less,
00:36:35.652 --> 00:36:37.188
and stop being so angry.
00:36:37.278 --> 00:36:38.278
Da.
00:36:38.363 --> 00:36:41.356
And you, Mrs. Andrich,
you need to worry less.
00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:45.363
I not sleeping. Can you please
give me something for sleeping?
00:36:45.453 --> 00:36:47.740
Mrs. Andrich, you've been given
everything there is
00:36:47.831 --> 00:36:50.073
for sleep, anxiety, panic attacks,
the lot.
00:36:50.166 --> 00:36:52.144
You have the best that
modern medicine has to offer.
00:36:52.168 --> 00:36:56.333
- Then what can I do?
- Join a club. Hmm? Talk to other people.
00:36:56.423 --> 00:36:57.834
Enjoy time with your friends.
00:36:59.134 --> 00:37:01.126
- All my friends were murdered.
- Okay, fine.
00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:03.586
Thank you so much for your time.
Let's go, Mum. Come on.
00:37:03.680 --> 00:37:05.888
- Come on. I know. Out we get.
- Thank you.
00:37:05.974 --> 00:37:07.743
- Sorry. Let's go.
- We'll see you in a month.
00:37:11.688 --> 00:37:12.748
Thank you!
00:37:12.772 --> 00:37:13.772
Bloody hell.
00:37:29.831 --> 00:37:31.242
Can I help?
00:37:31.332 --> 00:37:32.698
No.
00:37:32.792 --> 00:37:34.533
I'm having a self-pity party.
00:37:34.627 --> 00:37:36.584
Ooh. Am I invited?
00:37:38.173 --> 00:37:40.130
Only if you promise to judge me.
00:37:40.216 --> 00:37:42.458
Oh, you definitely don't need
any help doing that.
00:37:42.844 --> 00:37:44.005
Or maybe you do.
00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:46.420
I'm very good at tidying up.
00:37:50.018 --> 00:37:51.304
Yes.
00:38:09.329 --> 00:38:10.365
These expensive?
00:38:10.455 --> 00:38:11.491
Just...
00:38:13.124 --> 00:38:15.332
Idiot. Follow me.
00:38:16.586 --> 00:38:18.953
Ah. Ta-da.
00:38:20.131 --> 00:38:23.420
All right, Mr. Muscle,
you can get to refreshing that tree.
00:38:23.510 --> 00:38:24.510
- This one?
- Yeah.
00:38:28.014 --> 00:38:29.630
Going home always makes me crazy.
00:38:31.810 --> 00:38:33.927
- How was it?
- Hell. Mum sung me to sleep.
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:39.224
You're the only person who can make being
sung to sleep sound like waterboarding.
00:38:39.317 --> 00:38:41.559
Well, it's not that dissimilar.
00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:44.862
These, um, folk songs
make you want to string yourself up.
00:38:45.490 --> 00:38:47.573
Is that where you get your singing from?
00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:50.447
Yeah, she was a singer
back in the homeland.
00:38:50.537 --> 00:38:52.244
- Where was that?
- Former Yugoslavia.
00:38:52.914 --> 00:38:53.914
We had to escape.
00:38:53.998 --> 00:38:55.830
- Because of the war?
- Exactly.
00:38:56.501 --> 00:38:58.788
Mm. Must have been hard.
00:38:58.878 --> 00:39:01.291
Yeah. Dad was a lawyer.
00:39:01.381 --> 00:39:04.545
Um, and now he stays away from home
as much as he can
00:39:04.634 --> 00:39:06.341
because he'd rather be dead.
00:39:06.427 --> 00:39:10.216
Except he's a minicab driver,
which is sort of the same thing.
00:39:11.015 --> 00:39:12.301
Can he not practice here?
00:39:12.392 --> 00:39:16.432
No, he couldn't afford to retrain,
so he's out all the time.
00:39:16.521 --> 00:39:19.264
Also to avoid my mother,
who's given to depression
00:39:19.357 --> 00:39:21.690
in much the same way as, um...
00:39:21.776 --> 00:39:23.233
What?
00:39:23.319 --> 00:39:26.319
You're looking at me like some sort of
science experiment that's gone wrong.
00:39:26.364 --> 00:39:28.447
Sorry. No, I'm interested.
00:39:28.533 --> 00:39:29.533
Hmm.
00:39:29.617 --> 00:39:32.405
Your mother... when was the last time
you saw her not being depressed?
00:39:34.664 --> 00:39:36.997
Ooh, I think when I got really ill.
00:39:37.083 --> 00:39:38.665
And she was happy about that?
00:39:38.751 --> 00:39:42.961
No, but she was happy about the attention.
00:39:43.047 --> 00:39:46.757
I mean, I got a lot of attention,
but I was unconscious.
00:39:47.302 --> 00:39:48.668
She got more.
00:39:48.761 --> 00:39:51.549
The doctors, the nurses,
the hospital staff.
00:39:52.223 --> 00:39:53.839
Drama. God, she loved it.
00:39:54.475 --> 00:39:58.310
She sort of flowered under it,
like a late blossoming or something.
00:39:58.396 --> 00:40:01.514
Anyway, when I got better,
it all went away,
00:40:01.608 --> 00:40:03.600
and she's just never been the same since.
00:40:03.693 --> 00:40:05.685
Maybe she enjoyed being needed again.
00:40:05.778 --> 00:40:08.020
Oh, trust you to come up
with something understanding.
00:40:09.699 --> 00:40:12.783
That is truly horrific.
I mean, who buys this stuff?
00:40:12.869 --> 00:40:14.110
Santa.
00:40:14.203 --> 00:40:18.994
She's Chinese, so she's got access
to some really freaky outlets.
00:40:19.876 --> 00:40:22.368
She just loves Christmas
more than anything else.
00:40:22.962 --> 00:40:25.625
- More than taste or sanity.
- Yes, exactly.
00:40:25.715 --> 00:40:28.674
And that isn't even
the nastiest thing we sell.
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.298
- Inconceivable.
- Hang on.
00:40:33.848 --> 00:40:36.636
- Dun, dun, dah!
- Oh!
00:40:36.726 --> 00:40:38.388
- Check it out.
- What is it?
00:40:38.478 --> 00:40:40.811
- Is that donkey actually smiling at me?
- Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:40.897 --> 00:40:43.139
- And that baby has a full set of teeth.
- Oof.
00:40:43.232 --> 00:40:45.565
I sold four of these last week.
I'm that good.
00:40:45.652 --> 00:40:49.111
Oh, it's a techno manger.
00:40:49.197 --> 00:40:51.905
Yeah. It's a disco nativity scene.
00:40:51.991 --> 00:40:53.857
Is that really a good nutritional choice?
00:40:53.952 --> 00:40:55.318
Oh, God, don't you start.
00:40:56.329 --> 00:40:58.571
- Where are you?
- Look up.
00:41:01.209 --> 00:41:02.209
Yeah.
00:41:02.293 --> 00:41:04.626
After what you've been through,
00:41:04.712 --> 00:41:07.500
shouldn't you be eating quinoa or kale
or something?
00:41:07.590 --> 00:41:10.628
Yeah, but this admittedly rank burger
00:41:10.718 --> 00:41:13.301
is all part of my grand plan
to become a famous singer
00:41:13.388 --> 00:41:15.004
and die like Kurt Cobain,
00:41:15.098 --> 00:41:17.431
Amy Winehouse and all the rest
at the age of 27.
00:41:19.018 --> 00:41:20.634
- How old are you?
- 45.
00:41:20.728 --> 00:41:22.139
Oh. Good to have dreams.
00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:23.346
Not really. I'm 26.
00:41:23.439 --> 00:41:24.896
Oh, thank God. You still have time.
00:41:26.317 --> 00:41:28.604
Come on. Get rid of that.
00:41:28.695 --> 00:41:30.561
Let's go. I've got a surprise for you.
00:41:33.366 --> 00:41:36.575
- Ugh. Really?
- Mm! Yummy!
00:41:38.413 --> 00:41:40.996
There's something wrong with me.
I'm too trusting.
00:41:41.082 --> 00:41:43.199
Down a dark alley again
with a complete stranger.
00:41:43.292 --> 00:41:47.002
I don't even... I mean, seriously...
00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:50.706
- All right then.
- Need a hand?
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.087
No.
00:41:53.928 --> 00:41:55.169
Oh.
00:41:55.263 --> 00:41:56.573
- Oh, my God.
- That looked painful.
00:41:56.597 --> 00:41:58.304
Yeah. I'm fine!
00:41:58.391 --> 00:42:00.303
You're fine.
That was like poetry in motion.
00:42:00.393 --> 00:42:01.393
- Piss off.
- Come on.
00:42:01.477 --> 00:42:04.060
Sure. I never wanted kids anyway.
00:42:06.441 --> 00:42:08.899
Okay. Now I am intrigued.
00:42:08.985 --> 00:42:11.147
- How are you gonna dispose of my body?
- Shh!
00:42:11.237 --> 00:42:13.479
I am shushing.
00:42:15.658 --> 00:42:17.011
Stay back.
00:42:17.035 --> 00:42:19.277
Are you seriously doing
a James Bond impression?
00:42:19.370 --> 00:42:21.703
Now is not the time for unpleasantness.
00:42:22.415 --> 00:42:24.998
Now is the time for romance!
00:42:33.968 --> 00:42:35.004
You like?
00:42:36.262 --> 00:42:37.594
I like, yeah.
00:42:38.765 --> 00:42:40.131
Let's go.
00:42:41.142 --> 00:42:44.681
♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:48.268
♪ They will not be the last ♪
00:42:48.941 --> 00:42:51.058
♪ Look around now ♪
00:42:51.152 --> 00:42:56.113
♪ These are the days
Of the beggars and the choosers ♪
00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:59.738
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
00:43:00.495 --> 00:43:03.533
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
00:43:03.623 --> 00:43:05.956
♪ Hand in hand ♪
00:43:06.042 --> 00:43:11.538
♪ With ignorance
And legitimate excuses ♪
00:43:11.631 --> 00:43:15.420
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
00:43:15.510 --> 00:43:18.924
♪ And most of us are not sure ♪
00:43:19.013 --> 00:43:20.379
♪ If we have too much ♪
00:43:20.473 --> 00:43:22.886
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
00:43:22.975 --> 00:43:26.139
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
00:43:26.229 --> 00:43:29.973
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
00:43:30.066 --> 00:43:34.606
♪ He must have let us all out to play ♪
00:43:34.695 --> 00:43:36.027
♪ Turned his back ♪
00:43:36.114 --> 00:43:38.652
♪ And all God's children ♪
00:43:38.741 --> 00:43:41.529
♪ Crept out the back door ♪
00:43:43.621 --> 00:43:47.706
♪ Well, maybe we should all be
Praying for time ♪
00:43:48.584 --> 00:43:49.584
Oi!
00:43:49.669 --> 00:43:50.669
- Oh, sorry!
- Oh, crap.
00:43:50.753 --> 00:43:51.960
You can't be in here!
00:43:52.046 --> 00:43:53.046
- Yeah, no.
- Sorry, no.
00:43:53.131 --> 00:43:55.373
- We're leaving.
- Absolutely, we're leaving.
00:44:00.471 --> 00:44:02.178
- Ow!
- I'm coming. I'm com...
00:44:04.183 --> 00:44:08.143
I would...
I call that a successful date.
00:44:08.229 --> 00:44:11.722
Fun, free, illegal, romantic.
00:44:11.816 --> 00:44:13.478
And practical too. Don't forget.
00:44:13.568 --> 00:44:14.729
Why practical?
00:44:14.819 --> 00:44:16.230
Your audition.
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:17.902
- Remember?
- Yes.
00:44:17.989 --> 00:44:20.572
I'd like to think that I played a part
in your rise to stardom.
00:44:20.658 --> 00:44:23.446
Remember me when you're at the top.
00:44:23.536 --> 00:44:25.323
No chance. Tom who?
00:44:26.122 --> 00:44:27.408
Actually, Tom who?
00:44:29.083 --> 00:44:30.083
Webster.
00:44:30.835 --> 00:44:33.498
Ah. You look like a Webster.
00:44:36.132 --> 00:44:37.373
Now what?
00:44:38.801 --> 00:44:40.417
Now I've got to go to work.
00:44:42.847 --> 00:44:44.383
Um...
00:44:44.473 --> 00:44:45.964
You knew.
00:44:46.058 --> 00:44:47.970
- I work nights.
- Yes.
00:44:49.395 --> 00:44:51.102
I knew.
00:44:51.189 --> 00:44:53.556
It's night. Cool. Okay.
00:44:53.649 --> 00:44:55.185
How you gonna get home?
00:44:55.276 --> 00:44:56.767
Oh, the bus.
00:44:58.154 --> 00:44:59.565
You gonna be okay?
00:45:00.364 --> 00:45:02.902
As okay as I'll ever be on the bus.
00:45:02.992 --> 00:45:05.905
Okay, then.
I'll come find you at the shop.
00:45:06.621 --> 00:45:10.410
I'm not sure if I've still got a job.
Santa kind of hates me.
00:45:10.499 --> 00:45:12.707
Maybe you should do
something nice for Santa.
00:45:14.378 --> 00:45:15.539
Good luck.
00:45:20.551 --> 00:45:21.712
Look up.
00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:29.717
Christ.
00:45:31.312 --> 00:45:35.101
- So this is our selection of nutcrackers.
- Working hard over here.
00:45:35.191 --> 00:45:37.478
- Mm.
- You know, from the ballet?
00:45:37.568 --> 00:45:38.729
- Tchaikovsky?
- Ah!
00:45:38.819 --> 00:45:41.903
Which kind of music is this?
I want something...
00:45:41.989 --> 00:45:44.902
This is Christmas music.
You must enjoy it.
00:45:52.375 --> 00:45:55.288
- This is a big nutcracker.
- Can my nuts fit inside there?
00:45:55.378 --> 00:45:56.939
It depends
on how big are your nuts.
00:45:56.963 --> 00:45:59.043
But it's too big.
We can't take that with us.
00:45:59.090 --> 00:46:01.924
Santa, um,
I think I can take over from there.
00:46:02.009 --> 00:46:04.171
Because, um, there's also someone here,
00:46:04.262 --> 00:46:06.970
a gentleman who requires
your specific assistance.
00:46:07.056 --> 00:46:09.514
Yes, you can have a look.
Think about it.
00:46:10.184 --> 00:46:12.913
I'm gonna show you to the even
bigger nutcrackers around the corner.
00:46:12.937 --> 00:46:14.053
There's bigger nuts?
00:46:14.146 --> 00:46:16.183
For your big nuts. Here we are.
00:46:18.734 --> 00:46:20.942
Have you come back for the gibbon?
00:46:22.446 --> 00:46:25.234
Of all the things in my life,
00:46:25.324 --> 00:46:28.488
this is my best thing.
00:46:29.954 --> 00:46:30.954
What is?
00:46:31.831 --> 00:46:33.038
Christmas.
00:46:35.084 --> 00:46:36.084
Really?
00:46:36.168 --> 00:46:38.034
This is why I love to come in here.
00:46:38.629 --> 00:46:42.464
I also love it.
That is why I have this shop.
00:46:43.884 --> 00:46:45.250
Oh, wow.
00:46:48.347 --> 00:46:51.886
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
00:46:51.976 --> 00:46:54.059
♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪
00:46:55.354 --> 00:46:59.940
♪ Oh, by golly
Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
00:47:00.026 --> 00:47:01.437
♪ This year ♪
00:47:03.237 --> 00:47:05.570
Kate, that was lovely. Thank you.
00:47:05.656 --> 00:47:08.023
Wonderful. I can smell the commitment.
00:47:08.117 --> 00:47:10.887
Do you know we have people turn up here,
never been on an ice rink before?
00:47:10.911 --> 00:47:13.119
I just couldn't imagine.
00:47:13.205 --> 00:47:16.369
Do you know we had a woman
turn up in a crop top?
00:47:16.459 --> 00:47:18.099
- In a crop top to audition.
- I remember.
00:47:18.127 --> 00:47:19.789
Do you remember her flip-flops?
00:47:20.379 --> 00:47:22.245
Thank you. We'll be in touch.
00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:24.377
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:47:24.467 --> 00:47:27.005
- I think she'd be good for the horse.
- Do you think so?
00:47:27.094 --> 00:47:28.094
Oh, no!
00:47:29.805 --> 00:47:30.886
Are you all right?
00:47:30.973 --> 00:47:34.512
I, uh, I did that just in case
you thought I was too perfect.
00:47:35.311 --> 00:47:36.802
Okay.
00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:39.061
Okay.
00:47:39.148 --> 00:47:40.855
Thank goodness
for a heavy woolen tight.
00:47:40.941 --> 00:47:42.102
Idiot.
00:47:43.319 --> 00:47:44.855
Skaters fall. It's fine.
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:03.663
So it went well, and I am happy.
00:48:03.756 --> 00:48:04.917
Good.
00:48:05.007 --> 00:48:07.715
All set for your date? Good Lord.
00:48:10.888 --> 00:48:13.881
- Okay. Right, um...
- What?
00:48:13.974 --> 00:48:15.886
We're just gonna need to dial this down.
00:48:15.976 --> 00:48:17.262
I'm making an effort.
00:48:17.812 --> 00:48:20.805
He's gonna think he's wandered
into the llama enclosure. Close.
00:48:22.775 --> 00:48:24.391
- Ow.
- Mm-hmm.
00:48:25.486 --> 00:48:27.273
- Ow.
- Yeah.
00:48:27.363 --> 00:48:29.776
- Serves you right.
- So I defer to the Swiper queen.
00:48:29.865 --> 00:48:32.232
- Blot.
- Mm.
00:48:33.577 --> 00:48:34.738
There we are.
00:48:36.414 --> 00:48:38.531
So, where is See-Through taking you?
00:48:38.624 --> 00:48:40.707
- I have no idea.
- What's his name?
00:48:40.793 --> 00:48:44.082
I can't pronounce it.
Lots of glottal stops.
00:48:46.173 --> 00:48:49.291
Oh, when I try to say it,
I sound like a cat with a fur ball.
00:48:49.969 --> 00:48:52.177
So I've decided to call him Boy.
00:48:52.263 --> 00:48:54.755
Hmm. Well, at least your name's
easier to pronounce.
00:48:54.849 --> 00:48:56.761
What? Huang Qing Shin?
00:48:58.936 --> 00:49:00.177
You're not really called Santa?
00:49:00.980 --> 00:49:03.313
Of course not, idiot.
I chose it for the shop.
00:49:03.399 --> 00:49:04.765
Really?
00:49:04.859 --> 00:49:07.602
When I worked at the pet shop,
I called myself Kitty.
00:49:07.695 --> 00:49:09.152
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
00:49:09.238 --> 00:49:13.448
And at the health food shop, I was Miso.
00:49:13.534 --> 00:49:15.526
- No, no.
- Mm-hmm. Yes, yes.
00:49:15.619 --> 00:49:18.157
Guess what it was in the bakery
on the Edgware Road.
00:49:18.247 --> 00:49:21.331
- Uh... Crumpet? Sausage Roll?
- Muffin.
00:49:21.417 --> 00:49:23.659
- Muffin?
- "Muff" for short.
00:49:23.752 --> 00:49:26.836
- Excellent.
- More important is, how do I look?
00:49:28.299 --> 00:49:29.299
Really hot.
00:49:31.677 --> 00:49:34.545
- Did you just giggle like a girl?
- I am a girl.
00:49:34.638 --> 00:49:36.630
- Not really.
- Oh, shut up.
00:49:36.724 --> 00:49:38.636
And where's this man of yours?
00:49:38.726 --> 00:49:42.060
The one you keep looking out
the window for instead of working.
00:49:42.813 --> 00:49:44.896
I don't know. He hasn't got a phone.
00:49:44.982 --> 00:49:47.019
Oh. He's wise.
00:49:47.610 --> 00:49:49.897
- What is he doing with you?
- Nothing.
00:49:50.321 --> 00:49:51.321
Hmm.
00:49:52.364 --> 00:49:55.528
Don't worry, Elf. He'll turn up.
00:50:42.915 --> 00:50:44.827
Hi. Excuse me. I'm looking for someone.
00:50:44.917 --> 00:50:46.453
- Who's that then?
- Uh, Tom.
00:50:46.544 --> 00:50:48.126
Ah, ah, ah.
00:50:48.212 --> 00:50:51.205
- Would you like a biscuit, Arthur?
- Have you got a bourbon, Danny boy?
00:50:51.298 --> 00:50:54.166
No, but can I press you
to a custard cream?
00:50:54.260 --> 00:50:57.298
- Ooh. I wish somebody would.
- Tom, did you say?
00:50:57.388 --> 00:50:58.845
Yeah, Tom. Um, he's tall...
00:50:58.931 --> 00:51:01.264
Tom!
00:51:01.350 --> 00:51:02.886
Take your pick, young lady.
00:51:04.144 --> 00:51:07.353
Right. Yeah, see, the thing is,
he's not homeless.
00:51:07.439 --> 00:51:09.180
What's he doing here then?
00:51:09.275 --> 00:51:12.313
Um, well, he works here. Nights, I think.
00:51:12.403 --> 00:51:14.986
Ah, I don't see the night lot, me.
He must be a volunteer.
00:51:15.072 --> 00:51:17.359
- Yes. That's...
- Oi, Danny! Give us a hand?
00:51:17.449 --> 00:51:20.032
Speaking of which,
be a pet and serve the teas
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:21.906
while I get the soup sorted.
00:51:21.996 --> 00:51:25.080
And only two biscuits each, mind.
I'm not made of bloody biscuits.
00:51:25.165 --> 00:51:27.908
And watch this one,
'cause last week he filled his pockets.
00:51:28.002 --> 00:51:29.618
Come on then! Tea's up!
00:51:32.131 --> 00:51:34.669
- I'm Tom. Ex-grenadier.
- Lovely. Um...
00:51:34.758 --> 00:51:35.758
Will I do?
00:51:35.843 --> 00:51:38.586
Do you know, actually,
it's a whole different Tom.
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:42.172
But would you like a biscuit?
I could make some tea.
00:51:44.768 --> 00:51:47.010
- Just the two then?
- Just...
00:51:52.276 --> 00:51:53.892
Anyone like a cup of tea?
00:51:55.362 --> 00:51:56.853
Try and keep it down to ten. Oi, oi.
00:51:57.906 --> 00:52:00.774
- Nice of you to volunteer.
- I didn't. I was press-ganged.
00:52:01.535 --> 00:52:04.323
- You want to help us with the soup?
- No. Thank you, but no.
00:52:04.413 --> 00:52:06.996
If Tom Webster does come in,
could you just tell him
00:52:07.082 --> 00:52:08.948
that Kate needs to talk to him?
00:52:09.043 --> 00:52:10.784
- Not "needs."
- "Would like"?
00:52:11.503 --> 00:52:13.961
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:14.048 --> 00:52:16.210
- Got it.
- Yeah, 'cause he doesn't have a phone.
00:52:16.300 --> 00:52:20.169
- Would you like soup? You've earned it.
- No, I'm good. Thanks.
00:52:21.930 --> 00:52:23.762
Dan, what do you reckon?
00:52:25.142 --> 00:52:26.678
Bit up herself, I thought.
00:52:29.647 --> 00:52:32.560
And she's very happy.
00:52:32.650 --> 00:52:34.733
- I show you picture.
- You showed me, Mum.
00:52:34.818 --> 00:52:36.980
A little beautiful picture.
00:52:37.071 --> 00:52:39.609
- Hey.
- Oh! Oh, at last!
00:52:39.698 --> 00:52:41.485
- There she is.
- Hey, at last.
00:52:41.575 --> 00:52:44.443
I was so worried. Where you are, huh?
00:52:44.536 --> 00:52:46.949
I was volunteering
at a homeless shelter.
00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:49.076
- What it mean?
- It means helping, Mum.
00:52:49.166 --> 00:52:50.532
- You? Helping?
- Yes.
00:52:50.626 --> 00:52:54.085
Sure, you were. And I
just rescued an orphan from a burning car.
00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:56.754
Did I miss something?
00:52:56.840 --> 00:52:58.297
Oh, wow.
00:52:59.468 --> 00:53:01.780
I'm sorry.
The dinner to celebrate your promotion.
00:53:01.804 --> 00:53:04.046
Second promotion. Great achievement.
00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:05.380
Thank you, Dad.
00:53:05.474 --> 00:53:08.467
- Now you are here, we have krem torta.
- I'm sorry.
00:53:08.560 --> 00:53:11.428
- Seriously, Marta, I am sorry.
- It doesn't matter.
00:53:11.522 --> 00:53:13.855
- Oh, thanks a lot, Mum.
- Your favorite.
00:53:13.941 --> 00:53:15.432
I'm all right, actually.
00:53:15.526 --> 00:53:17.768
Is there something wrong
with your favorite cake now?
00:53:17.861 --> 00:53:19.602
No. I'm just not hungry.
00:53:20.823 --> 00:53:24.362
There's always something, isn't there?
Like, you're hungry, you're not hungry.
00:53:24.451 --> 00:53:28.411
You're tired, you're overexcited.
You've got a tummy ache.
00:53:29.248 --> 00:53:31.865
Gosh, you're so tiresome, Katarina.
00:53:31.959 --> 00:53:34.042
Marta, it's "Kate."
00:53:34.128 --> 00:53:35.438
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:53:35.462 --> 00:53:38.170
- You taught her this terrible word?
- Of course not.
00:53:38.257 --> 00:53:40.294
Do you even know
what nabijem te na kurac means?
00:53:40.384 --> 00:53:41.465
Yeah, I actually do.
00:53:41.552 --> 00:53:43.919
It means, "I will nail you to my dick."
00:53:44.012 --> 00:53:46.049
- Yeah, I knew that.
- Not "dick." "Penis."
00:53:46.140 --> 00:53:48.052
Well, "dick" means "penis."
00:53:48.142 --> 00:53:50.475
- Dick means penis?
- Dick means penis.
00:53:50.561 --> 00:53:52.928
- No, Dick is our neighbor.
- It also means penis.
00:53:53.605 --> 00:53:55.187
Dick, our neighbor, is called penis?
00:53:55.274 --> 00:53:56.685
Dick is penis. Penis is dick.
00:53:56.775 --> 00:53:58.670
- That's the same word.
- Would you stop saying dick and penis?
00:53:58.694 --> 00:54:00.630
- Just... I'm trying to explain.
- Whatever, you know?
00:54:00.654 --> 00:54:03.818
- I'm just so bored of your shit.
- Marta, stop. She's ill.
00:54:03.907 --> 00:54:06.775
- She's not ill anymore, Mum.
- She is not ill anymore, Petra.
00:54:06.869 --> 00:54:09.282
And what you know?
What you know anything about this family?
00:54:09.371 --> 00:54:11.829
- You're never here.
- I'm not ill anymore, all right?
00:54:11.915 --> 00:54:14.828
She is still ill. Why is she still working
in silly Christmas shop
00:54:14.918 --> 00:54:17.331
when she was always the bright one?
00:54:18.714 --> 00:54:19.750
Shh.
00:54:20.215 --> 00:54:21.422
You are very hard worker.
00:54:21.508 --> 00:54:26.173
Wha... Oh, right, yeah. Well, apparently,
with my pathetic, inferior little brain.
00:54:26.263 --> 00:54:30.132
Now she's wasting her life,
which only a miracle save her.
00:54:30.225 --> 00:54:33.343
- Wasting my life. Thanks, Mum.
- And you have job you dream of.
00:54:33.437 --> 00:54:36.396
Yeah, except that I didn't dream of it,
did I? You did.
00:54:36.482 --> 00:54:38.644
Dad can't be a lawyer here,
so I had to be,
00:54:38.734 --> 00:54:41.101
no matter what I might have
actually wanted to do.
00:54:41.195 --> 00:54:42.652
Would you rather drive minicab?
00:54:42.738 --> 00:54:45.981
Look what it done to him.
He look thousand years old.
00:54:46.074 --> 00:54:47.736
Oh, thanks.
00:54:47.826 --> 00:54:50.138
And you, you sit there
and you think it's absolutely acceptable
00:54:50.162 --> 00:54:51.389
to say that she's cleverer than me,
00:54:51.413 --> 00:54:53.558
and I'm expected to swallow it
just because she's been ill.
00:54:53.582 --> 00:54:54.823
Marta, calm down.
00:54:54.917 --> 00:54:57.455
Don't you dare tell me to calm down,
all right?
00:54:57.544 --> 00:55:00.036
- Marta...
- You don't care about anything,
00:55:00.130 --> 00:55:02.588
Katarina, or Kate,
or whatever your name is now,
00:55:02.674 --> 00:55:04.210
because you're ashamed of who you are.
00:55:04.301 --> 00:55:06.088
Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am?
00:55:06.178 --> 00:55:08.716
What about you? Where's Alba?
00:55:09.556 --> 00:55:10.556
Shut up.
00:55:10.641 --> 00:55:13.475
On your big celebration dinner,
where is your girlfriend?
00:55:14.686 --> 00:55:18.020
Alba? Alba is... Alba is Marta's flatmate.
00:55:18.106 --> 00:55:21.599
And that's how it's always gonna be.
I bet she's really happy about that.
00:55:22.986 --> 00:55:24.522
What she say?
00:55:26.406 --> 00:55:27.863
God, you're a piece of work.
00:55:31.787 --> 00:55:32.823
Marta.
00:55:33.622 --> 00:55:34.988
- Marta.
- Marta.
00:55:36.917 --> 00:55:37.917
Eh...
00:55:39.044 --> 00:55:40.910
Eat. You look like skeleton.
00:55:43.924 --> 00:55:45.165
I got to go.
00:55:46.677 --> 00:55:47.713
Good-bye, Mum.
00:55:52.307 --> 00:55:54.094
I will nail you to my dick.
00:56:02.985 --> 00:56:08.652
♪ So every day
I see you in some other face ♪
00:56:08.740 --> 00:56:11.608
♪ They crack a smile, talk a while ♪
00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:14.695
♪ And try to take your place ♪
00:56:16.832 --> 00:56:22.248
♪ My memory
My memory serves me far too well ♪
00:56:25.632 --> 00:56:28.466
♪ I just sit here on this mountain ♪
00:56:28.552 --> 00:56:30.714
♪ Thinking to myself ♪
00:56:30.804 --> 00:56:33.888
♪ You're a fool, boy
Why don't you go down ♪
00:56:33.974 --> 00:56:39.060
♪ Find somebody
Find somebody else ♪
00:56:39.146 --> 00:56:44.733
♪ My memory
My memory serves me far too well ♪
00:56:44.818 --> 00:56:47.982
- Hey. What're you doing out so late?
- Where have you been?
00:56:48.071 --> 00:56:49.733
- What's up?
- "What's up?"
00:56:49.823 --> 00:56:51.610
Me not being able
to find you is what's up.
00:56:51.700 --> 00:56:54.408
You just... You've been disappearing
for days on end.
00:56:54.494 --> 00:56:56.702
- Two days.
- And I've been trying to find you.
00:56:56.788 --> 00:57:00.532
So take your stupid phone out of
your cupboard and contact me. 'Cause...
00:57:01.335 --> 00:57:05.955
Because I've just been really stupid.
I've been really, really stupid.
00:57:06.673 --> 00:57:09.381
It's a bit of a stretch,
but have you had a couple drinks?
00:57:09.468 --> 00:57:12.632
Oh, bugger off
with your cleanly manliness, all right?
00:57:12.721 --> 00:57:15.304
Just go back to work. Leave me alone.
00:57:15.390 --> 00:57:17.803
No, I've just come back
from helping the needy.
00:57:17.893 --> 00:57:18.929
Great.
00:57:19.019 --> 00:57:22.808
You know, just a bit of psych work.
I work with the severely distressed.
00:57:22.898 --> 00:57:24.981
- When they get off on one.
- Oh.
00:57:25.067 --> 00:57:28.026
In fact, you're severely distressed
and have just gone off on one,
00:57:28.111 --> 00:57:30.068
so I'm glad
that we bumped into each other.
00:57:33.200 --> 00:57:35.487
Shall we go get my phone
from that cupboard?
00:57:37.371 --> 00:57:38.657
Okay.
00:57:42.084 --> 00:57:43.370
Let's go.
00:57:43.460 --> 00:57:45.076
Where are you taking me?
00:57:46.964 --> 00:57:48.000
Home.
00:57:57.516 --> 00:57:58.927
- It's down here.
- Yeah.
00:58:22.749 --> 00:58:23.990
Come on in.
00:58:31.633 --> 00:58:34.046
Oh, wow. You weren't kidding.
00:58:34.678 --> 00:58:36.089
Place is so tidy.
00:58:36.179 --> 00:58:38.091
- Come take a seat.
- No. I can't.
00:58:38.181 --> 00:58:40.218
I'll crease something
or just spontaneously wee.
00:58:40.308 --> 00:58:42.971
I'm gonna sit on the floor.
00:58:43.895 --> 00:58:45.011
There's plenty of seats.
00:58:47.232 --> 00:58:48.268
Nice landing.
00:58:50.944 --> 00:58:52.185
You're not yourself.
00:58:52.279 --> 00:58:53.645
No?
00:58:53.739 --> 00:58:54.980
Maybe I'm wrong.
00:58:55.073 --> 00:58:56.689
Wrong about what?
00:58:56.783 --> 00:58:59.241
Maybe this is more you than anything.
00:59:05.834 --> 00:59:07.075
I'm a mess.
00:59:08.670 --> 00:59:09.706
Kind of.
00:59:11.423 --> 00:59:12.539
In here.
00:59:19.306 --> 00:59:20.717
When I was ill...
00:59:22.434 --> 00:59:23.925
it was a heart thing.
00:59:25.687 --> 00:59:27.053
Right.
00:59:28.690 --> 00:59:30.306
I had a heart transplant.
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:32.733
I don't tell people 'cause they get weird,
00:59:32.819 --> 00:59:34.811
but I don't think you'll get weird.
00:59:36.281 --> 00:59:37.317
No.
00:59:45.624 --> 00:59:46.785
Oh...
00:59:50.545 --> 00:59:51.877
Is this okay?
01:00:11.733 --> 01:00:14.646
They took out my heart.
01:00:16.571 --> 01:00:19.564
They took it and threw it away,
01:00:19.658 --> 01:00:22.651
and I...
and I don't know what they put back,
01:00:22.744 --> 01:00:25.202
but it felt weird
01:00:25.288 --> 01:00:27.371
and different and strange and...
01:00:27.958 --> 01:00:30.325
and like I'd lost my most special part.
01:00:33.505 --> 01:00:36.373
And they kept telling me
I was lucky to be alive.
01:00:37.425 --> 01:00:39.758
But I didn't feel alive.
01:00:39.845 --> 01:00:41.336
I just felt half dead.
01:00:53.316 --> 01:00:54.682
Come here.
01:01:02.075 --> 01:01:03.907
I was supposed to be special.
01:01:05.162 --> 01:01:06.778
I didn't ask to be, but...
01:01:07.706 --> 01:01:09.413
they made me feel special when I was ill,
01:01:09.499 --> 01:01:13.209
and then I was special when I nearly died
and had a transplant, but...
01:01:15.046 --> 01:01:18.539
then they just expected me to be normal
and get on with life.
01:01:19.634 --> 01:01:21.717
There's no such thing as normal.
01:01:21.803 --> 01:01:23.590
It's a stupid word.
01:01:23.680 --> 01:01:25.421
Does a lot of damage.
01:01:27.100 --> 01:01:28.511
Nothing feels right.
01:01:32.397 --> 01:01:35.731
You're the only person
01:01:35.817 --> 01:01:38.025
that makes me feel, like, I don't know...
01:01:41.364 --> 01:01:42.525
solid.
01:01:43.533 --> 01:01:46.071
Like I exist.
01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:52.077
I'm a part-time cycle courier
who doesn't even have a phone.
01:01:52.167 --> 01:01:53.533
I know.
01:01:53.627 --> 01:01:55.243
It's pretty sad.
01:01:56.463 --> 01:01:58.625
And I could sing before.
01:01:58.715 --> 01:02:00.206
Turns out,
01:02:00.300 --> 01:02:02.667
I can't do anything.
01:02:05.305 --> 01:02:09.515
I think the whole being-special thing
is overrated.
01:02:11.895 --> 01:02:15.479
I think just to be a human being is hard.
01:02:15.565 --> 01:02:17.272
You know, really hard.
01:02:17.943 --> 01:02:19.434
You seem to manage all right.
01:02:20.278 --> 01:02:22.691
One thing someone said to me helped me.
01:02:25.200 --> 01:02:28.113
"Every little action of the common day
01:02:28.203 --> 01:02:30.661
makes or unmakes character."
01:02:31.790 --> 01:02:36.251
It just means
that you're built of everything you do.
01:02:38.129 --> 01:02:39.586
And that's okay.
01:02:44.970 --> 01:02:46.381
Who am I?
01:02:47.681 --> 01:02:49.013
I don't know.
01:02:50.600 --> 01:02:53.684
What's all this "me" business anyway, hmm?
01:02:53.770 --> 01:02:56.103
What's wrong with...
01:02:56.189 --> 01:02:58.556
not knowing, you know, being inconsistent?
01:02:59.276 --> 01:03:01.142
Just uncertain.
01:03:01.236 --> 01:03:02.977
Why do you have to be anything?
01:03:09.286 --> 01:03:10.367
Tom?
01:03:11.997 --> 01:03:13.078
Yeah?
01:03:16.376 --> 01:03:17.867
Can we lie down?
01:03:19.004 --> 01:03:20.415
Absolutely.
01:03:21.881 --> 01:03:23.247
- Come on.
- Okay.
01:03:23.341 --> 01:03:26.049
- Oh. Gently does it.
- Oh, my God.
01:03:29.306 --> 01:03:31.138
- Jump in there.
- Oh, the bed.
01:03:31.224 --> 01:03:32.556
In the bed there.
01:03:33.852 --> 01:03:34.852
Bed!
01:03:35.937 --> 01:03:37.269
What...
01:03:38.690 --> 01:03:41.808
Tom, I said "we."
01:03:42.485 --> 01:03:45.319
This is close enough for now.
We hardly know each other.
01:03:45.405 --> 01:03:46.896
Wha... Uh.
01:03:47.866 --> 01:03:50.279
What do you mean? We ju...
01:03:50.368 --> 01:03:53.987
I told you everything there is to know
about me. There is nothing more to know.
01:03:54.080 --> 01:03:56.618
You've just poured out
some very heavy-duty stuff.
01:03:56.708 --> 01:03:58.950
I think you should just sleep for a bit.
01:04:00.295 --> 01:04:01.877
Sing me to sleep?
01:04:01.963 --> 01:04:04.080
- Like your mum?
- No, no.
01:04:04.174 --> 01:04:06.131
Oh, dear God, not like my mum.
01:04:06.593 --> 01:04:08.300
I'm a terrible singer, really.
01:04:08.386 --> 01:04:10.503
- Everyone can sing.
- Mm-mmm. Not me.
01:04:14.100 --> 01:04:16.808
You sing. You're the singer.
01:04:16.895 --> 01:04:18.636
If I sing a lullaby...
01:04:20.106 --> 01:04:22.018
will you kiss me good night?
01:04:29.908 --> 01:04:32.150
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
01:04:33.661 --> 01:04:36.324
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
01:04:37.957 --> 01:04:40.290
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
01:04:41.753 --> 01:04:43.870
♪ Do something for me ♪
01:04:44.422 --> 01:04:47.335
♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
01:04:48.009 --> 01:04:50.501
♪ Maybe we'll have something to show ♪
01:04:50.595 --> 01:04:54.088
♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
01:04:54.849 --> 01:04:57.341
♪ How can the outside world ♪
01:04:58.019 --> 01:05:01.308
♪ Be a place
That your heart can embrace? ♪
01:05:02.315 --> 01:05:04.398
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
01:05:05.235 --> 01:05:07.443
♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪
01:05:08.071 --> 01:05:12.065
♪ Has the power to make you happy ♪
01:05:31.928 --> 01:05:33.385
Go to sleep.
01:05:33.471 --> 01:05:34.757
Mm.
01:06:00.665 --> 01:06:03.578
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
01:06:03.668 --> 01:06:06.786
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:10.339
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
01:06:10.425 --> 01:06:12.633
♪ Do something for me ♪
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:16.429
♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
01:06:16.514 --> 01:06:19.257
♪ And maybe we'll have something to show ♪
01:06:19.350 --> 01:06:21.182
♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
01:06:21.269 --> 01:06:23.886
- Can I get one of them?
- There you go.
01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:25.437
♪ How can the outside world ♪
01:06:25.523 --> 01:06:29.233
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace ♪
01:06:29.319 --> 01:06:31.185
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
01:06:31.279 --> 01:06:35.193
♪ 'Cause nobody else has the power ♪
01:06:35.283 --> 01:06:38.447
They called today
the Brexit Betrayal Rally.
01:06:38.536 --> 01:06:40.072
- And UKIP said...
- Mum?
01:06:40.163 --> 01:06:42.200
- Mum?
- They hate us.
01:06:42.290 --> 01:06:44.998
- You all right?
- They send us all back.
01:06:50.006 --> 01:06:52.089
Hmm. You're early.
01:06:52.175 --> 01:06:54.337
Don't tell me even your mother
kicked you out.
01:06:54.427 --> 01:06:57.215
No, I'm just...
doing something for someone.
01:06:57.305 --> 01:06:59.638
- How was your date?
- Really nice.
01:06:59.724 --> 01:07:01.431
Are you really gonna call him Boy?
01:07:01.518 --> 01:07:03.350
- He likes it.
- What does he do?
01:07:03.436 --> 01:07:05.678
He's an expert on sauerkraut.
01:07:05.772 --> 01:07:07.058
Mm, you're kidding.
01:07:07.649 --> 01:07:08.890
I wish I were.
01:07:08.983 --> 01:07:10.724
Now I must learn to love sauerkraut,
01:07:10.818 --> 01:07:13.526
which will be hard
because I am not a sour person.
01:07:14.155 --> 01:07:15.487
You'll do it for love.
01:07:15.573 --> 01:07:17.735
Hey, there's a latte for you on the shelf.
01:07:20.912 --> 01:07:22.869
What do you want?
01:07:23.915 --> 01:07:24.915
Nothing.
01:07:25.750 --> 01:07:26.750
Then why?
01:07:26.834 --> 01:07:27.950
Uh...
01:07:28.753 --> 01:07:30.244
'cause it's Monday.
01:07:30.338 --> 01:07:31.795
Get to work.
01:07:33.383 --> 01:07:34.383
Okay.
01:07:56.698 --> 01:07:57.698
Okay.
01:08:09.460 --> 01:08:13.204
♪ Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
01:08:13.923 --> 01:08:15.539
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
01:08:15.633 --> 01:08:17.966
♪ Laughing all the way ♪
01:08:18.052 --> 01:08:21.466
♪ Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright ♪
01:08:21.556 --> 01:08:25.266
♪ What fun it is to ride
And sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
01:08:25.351 --> 01:08:27.638
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
01:08:27.729 --> 01:08:28.970
What have we here then?
01:08:29.063 --> 01:08:30.144
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
01:08:30.231 --> 01:08:33.224
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
01:08:33.318 --> 01:08:34.628
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
01:08:34.652 --> 01:08:37.816
Uh, you know we could book you
for causing an obstruction?
01:08:37.905 --> 01:08:39.362
Oh, all right now,
01:08:39.449 --> 01:08:42.157
PC Trenchant Old Baggage, leave her alone.
01:08:42.243 --> 01:08:44.003
I'm just saying
she's causing an obstruction.
01:08:44.037 --> 01:08:45.744
Turn a blind eye.
01:08:45.830 --> 01:08:49.198
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
01:08:49.292 --> 01:08:51.158
That is quite the slippery slope.
01:08:51.878 --> 01:08:54.336
What next, huh?
Turn a blind eye to robbery?
01:08:54.422 --> 01:08:56.004
- Oh, come on, you.
- Arson?
01:08:56.090 --> 01:08:57.456
- Come on, now.
- Murder?
01:08:57.550 --> 01:09:00.042
You have been like this all day.
01:09:00.136 --> 01:09:02.002
♪ Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha ♪
01:09:02.096 --> 01:09:05.009
♪ Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright ♪
01:09:05.099 --> 01:09:09.594
♪ What fun it is to ride
And sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
01:09:10.521 --> 01:09:11.932
♪ Hey ♪
01:09:27.205 --> 01:09:28.992
Yeah!
01:09:33.378 --> 01:09:34.664
Oh.
01:09:40.301 --> 01:09:44.170
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
01:09:44.263 --> 01:09:47.097
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
01:09:47.183 --> 01:09:51.097
£5.75, two euros and a Fox's Glacier Mint.
01:09:51.187 --> 01:09:53.349
- Less than minimum wage then.
- Oi.
01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:55.681
Yeah, I know it's not much.
01:09:55.775 --> 01:09:58.358
No, that's an hour of pure heart and soul.
01:09:59.028 --> 01:10:00.564
That's riches, that is.
01:10:00.655 --> 01:10:02.237
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
01:10:03.157 --> 01:10:04.944
So did you find your Tom, then?
01:10:05.034 --> 01:10:06.150
Yeah.
01:10:06.244 --> 01:10:08.236
Nice. Good for you.
01:10:08.329 --> 01:10:09.536
Thank you.
01:10:09.622 --> 01:10:12.205
I'm just gonna leave that right there.
01:10:12.291 --> 01:10:13.873
Go nicely with your tea.
01:10:14.919 --> 01:10:16.160
- See you soon.
- See you.
01:10:16.254 --> 01:10:18.541
- See you later.
- Don't even know where that's been.
01:10:18.631 --> 01:10:20.293
Dan, she doesn't have to help, you know.
01:10:20.383 --> 01:10:23.922
Listen, I've seen more of these
little middle-class do-gooders
01:10:24.011 --> 01:10:25.422
than you've had hot dinners, mate.
01:10:25.513 --> 01:10:28.426
Dan, I can't take your attitude.
You're so negative.
01:10:29.392 --> 01:10:31.099
Eat your mint.
01:10:31.185 --> 01:10:33.427
So I didn't get that Frozen job.
01:10:33.521 --> 01:10:35.057
You're fired.
01:10:35.148 --> 01:10:37.105
It's funny.
I'm all right about it, actually.
01:10:37.191 --> 01:10:40.855
I'm not sure how I feel about
the whole auditioning thing in general.
01:10:40.945 --> 01:10:44.359
I'm not sure it's that good for me.
I might just give it a break.
01:10:46.451 --> 01:10:48.488
- What's wrong with you?
- What?
01:10:48.578 --> 01:10:50.615
That sounds like quite a healthy choice.
01:10:50.705 --> 01:10:54.039
I haven't heard you make one of those
in a very long time.
01:10:54.125 --> 01:10:57.084
Don't panic.
I will go out and get shit-faced later.
01:11:01.257 --> 01:11:03.089
- You're rehired.
- Ooh.
01:11:08.055 --> 01:11:09.296
Hello, Boy.
01:11:14.353 --> 01:11:16.561
It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge.
01:11:17.064 --> 01:11:18.064
Blimey.
01:11:18.149 --> 01:11:21.313
Thank you. It's beautiful.
01:11:21.402 --> 01:11:22.893
It was my grandmother's.
01:11:23.529 --> 01:11:25.737
Oh, that's lovely. That's very nice.
01:11:25.823 --> 01:11:27.780
Mm. Go away.
01:11:30.369 --> 01:11:33.988
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
01:11:34.081 --> 01:11:36.198
♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪
01:11:36.292 --> 01:11:38.705
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
01:11:38.795 --> 01:11:40.787
♪ I know not everybody ♪
01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:43.793
♪ Has got a body like you, mmm ♪
01:11:43.883 --> 01:11:46.921
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
01:11:47.011 --> 01:11:48.673
♪ Before I give my heart away ♪
01:11:48.763 --> 01:11:51.096
♪ And I know all the games you play ♪
01:11:51.182 --> 01:11:52.514
♪ Because I play them too ♪
01:11:53.559 --> 01:11:56.597
♪ Oh, but I need some time off ♪
01:11:56.687 --> 01:11:58.303
♪ Donald, where's your troosers? ♪
01:11:59.774 --> 01:12:02.608
♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor ♪
01:12:03.820 --> 01:12:06.028
£27.35,
01:12:06.113 --> 01:12:08.150
some sort of a weird token thing
01:12:08.241 --> 01:12:09.823
and a Strepsil.
01:12:10.451 --> 01:12:13.319
- It's coming along nicely.
- Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur.
01:12:13.412 --> 01:12:14.573
Bollocks it is.
01:12:14.664 --> 01:12:16.075
♪ 'Cause I gotta have faith ♪
01:12:16.165 --> 01:12:18.623
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:12:18.709 --> 01:12:21.292
♪ Because I got to have faith
Faith, faith ♪
01:12:21.379 --> 01:12:23.607
Arthur, you do know
that you don't have to audition.
01:12:23.631 --> 01:12:25.418
- I want to.
- But you're in.
01:12:25.508 --> 01:12:27.420
They'll think I'm a dick if I don't.
01:12:27.510 --> 01:12:28.821
- Fair enough.
- Fair enough. Yeah.
01:12:28.845 --> 01:12:33.215
♪ There was a young lady called Flaurie ♪
01:12:33.307 --> 01:12:38.177
♪ Who laid on her back in a quarry ♪
01:12:38.271 --> 01:12:41.059
♪ "I'm ready," she cried ♪
01:12:41.148 --> 01:12:43.686
♪ With her legs open wide ♪
01:12:43.776 --> 01:12:49.943
♪ I'll have a blue Christmas ♪
01:12:50.032 --> 01:12:51.398
♪ Without you ♪
01:12:51.492 --> 01:12:54.781
♪ Melody, melody ♪
01:12:54.871 --> 01:12:58.114
♪ God rest you merry gentlemen ♪
01:13:00.251 --> 01:13:02.038
I could drop quite easily.
01:13:02.128 --> 01:13:03.915
This is my floor show.
01:13:04.005 --> 01:13:07.749
♪ Land of hope and glory ♪
01:13:18.019 --> 01:13:19.019
Thank you very much.
01:13:24.775 --> 01:13:27.813
- So how's your Tom?
- Oh, well, I just wish I knew.
01:13:27.904 --> 01:13:30.647
I haven't heard from him in days.
He's disappeared again.
01:13:30.740 --> 01:13:32.447
It's a bit annoying, if I'm honest.
01:13:32.533 --> 01:13:35.617
He seems to be disappearing a lot.
Is he a magician?
01:13:35.703 --> 01:13:36.819
Well, you never know.
01:13:37.455 --> 01:13:39.697
Probably just scared
of what he feels about you.
01:13:39.790 --> 01:13:41.281
You know, blokes and that.
01:13:41.834 --> 01:13:42.834
Yeah.
01:13:44.170 --> 01:13:46.378
- Well...
- Bon appétit.
01:13:46.464 --> 01:13:48.126
Boom. Thank you.
01:13:48.215 --> 01:13:50.002
- See you soon, Kate.
- Bye.
01:14:05.441 --> 01:14:07.148
- Hi.
- Hey.
01:14:39.517 --> 01:14:40.598
Hi.
01:14:43.020 --> 01:14:44.101
Hi.
01:14:45.106 --> 01:14:46.313
How have you been?
01:14:47.900 --> 01:14:49.311
Missing you.
01:15:15.177 --> 01:15:19.012
Missing and kissing. It's almost like
we're having a relationship.
01:15:25.021 --> 01:15:27.104
Kate, there's something
I've got to tell you.
01:15:29.025 --> 01:15:30.891
Oh, God.
01:15:30.985 --> 01:15:33.773
The "there's something
I've got to tell you" moment. Okay.
01:15:33.863 --> 01:15:35.980
Okay, let's go through the list. Um...
01:15:39.410 --> 01:15:41.117
You're gay?
01:15:41.996 --> 01:15:43.487
- No, it's...
- Married?
01:15:44.373 --> 01:15:46.706
- No, there's...
- Uh, you need space?
01:15:48.044 --> 01:15:51.583
- You can't depend on me.
- I don't depend on you.
01:15:51.672 --> 01:15:52.672
Kate.
01:15:52.757 --> 01:15:55.044
Who said anything
about depending on anyone?
01:15:55.134 --> 01:15:56.716
Listen, you said it yourself.
01:15:56.802 --> 01:15:59.545
You've been having a tough time
after all the trauma and...
01:15:59.638 --> 01:16:01.742
- Look, I'm just worried...
- Oh, so now it's my issue?
01:16:01.766 --> 01:16:04.008
- No, you...
- Look, if this is about commitment,
01:16:04.101 --> 01:16:06.935
then you just need to say it, because I...
01:16:07.021 --> 01:16:09.638
I can't do this anymore.
01:16:09.732 --> 01:16:11.268
I look for you.
01:16:11.358 --> 01:16:13.850
I look for you everywhere,
and you're never there.
01:16:14.737 --> 01:16:17.070
And it makes me feel
really bad about myself.
01:16:18.407 --> 01:16:22.902
And I'm finally getting better
and not feeling bad about myself.
01:16:24.371 --> 01:16:26.158
I'm not gonna heal my heart...
01:16:27.166 --> 01:16:30.534
and then give it to someone
who is going to break it.
01:16:34.381 --> 01:16:36.247
- I won't.
- Kate...
01:17:07.456 --> 01:17:09.896
Why don't you lot go back
to where you came from?
01:17:10.543 --> 01:17:15.004
Yeah, you. Speak English,
or get out of my sodding country.
01:17:15.589 --> 01:17:16.921
All of you!
01:18:04.388 --> 01:18:06.675
- Hello.
- Hi. Alba?
01:18:07.474 --> 01:18:09.090
- I'm Kate.
- Kate?
01:18:09.185 --> 01:18:10.392
Katarina.
01:18:11.896 --> 01:18:14.513
Yep. Just wondering if Marta was in.
01:18:14.607 --> 01:18:16.189
She doesn't want to talk to you.
01:18:16.901 --> 01:18:18.608
Yeah. Okay.
01:18:19.236 --> 01:18:20.647
I understand. Uh...
01:18:21.530 --> 01:18:23.738
Could you just tell her
that I'm very sorry?
01:18:25.284 --> 01:18:27.526
That I will probably never stop
being sorry.
01:18:28.329 --> 01:18:29.820
That I'm glad that she has you.
01:18:31.498 --> 01:18:35.959
And I'm sorry that you and I never got
the chance to know each other.
01:18:37.504 --> 01:18:39.587
- Wait.
- Oh, for God's sake.
01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:44.839
- Hi. Look, I'm sorry about everything.
- Please don't come here uninvited again.
01:18:46.555 --> 01:18:48.262
I wish Mum and Dad knew you were happy.
01:18:48.349 --> 01:18:50.341
It's none of their business.
01:18:51.435 --> 01:18:54.394
Saying sorry doesn't change everything.
You do understand that?
01:18:56.523 --> 01:18:57.523
Yeah.
01:19:11.580 --> 01:19:13.492
Oh, God. Hey.
01:19:14.541 --> 01:19:15.748
Look...
01:19:17.044 --> 01:19:19.331
We weren't so lucky, you and I.
01:19:19.421 --> 01:19:22.539
Mum is a piece of work.
You're right about that.
01:19:23.926 --> 01:19:26.760
But I guess maybe
we're all a bit damaged in this family.
01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:30.297
And I do appreciate you stopping by.
01:19:37.731 --> 01:19:38.731
One second.
01:19:41.986 --> 01:19:42.986
Hey.
01:19:43.988 --> 01:19:45.195
Hi.
01:19:45.281 --> 01:19:48.649
I was just... I was just wondering
if I could buy you a drink.
01:19:48.742 --> 01:19:49.983
You look like you need another.
01:19:54.540 --> 01:19:56.076
Actually, I don't.
01:20:00.296 --> 01:20:01.582
I really don't.
01:20:03.299 --> 01:20:04.756
Thank you though.
01:20:08.095 --> 01:20:10.382
♪ So if you love me ♪
01:20:11.223 --> 01:20:12.964
♪ Say you love me ♪
01:20:14.226 --> 01:20:19.267
♪ But if you don't, just let me go ♪
01:20:26.447 --> 01:20:28.154
Thanks.
01:20:28.240 --> 01:20:31.529
That is really nice. Mm.
01:20:32.411 --> 01:20:33.527
Mm.
01:20:34.371 --> 01:20:35.953
Was that physical intimacy?
01:20:37.583 --> 01:20:39.165
That was minimal.
01:20:40.127 --> 01:20:41.368
How's Boy?
01:20:42.129 --> 01:20:44.121
Interesting. And weird.
01:20:44.965 --> 01:20:47.127
I've never eaten
so much fermented cabbage.
01:20:47.217 --> 01:20:51.006
Yuck. Have you had sex yet?
01:20:52.848 --> 01:20:54.714
- No.
- Hmm. All right.
01:20:54.808 --> 01:20:57.221
And have you had sex with Tom yet?
01:20:57.311 --> 01:20:59.177
- No.
- So?
01:20:59.271 --> 01:21:01.979
- No, it's never gonna happen.
- Why?
01:21:02.733 --> 01:21:06.647
We... He just won't commit because
he thinks I depend on him too much,
01:21:06.737 --> 01:21:10.981
and he basically said that I had made
a career out of being a victim.
01:21:11.825 --> 01:21:14.408
Hmm. I like this man.
01:21:16.413 --> 01:21:19.577
Let me see. "A very messy Christmas."
01:21:22.044 --> 01:21:23.205
Hi, Mum.
01:21:31.428 --> 01:21:32.589
Ah, yeah.
01:21:36.892 --> 01:21:38.929
They're not gonna send you back.
01:21:39.686 --> 01:21:42.349
You live here. This is your home.
01:21:43.023 --> 01:21:44.639
I know how it start.
01:21:45.818 --> 01:21:47.400
They point a finger.
01:21:48.195 --> 01:21:52.610
They say, "Those people,
they are reason your life is bad."
01:21:53.325 --> 01:21:56.193
And people believe. They believe.
01:21:56.286 --> 01:21:57.493
I know.
01:22:05.379 --> 01:22:07.166
I blame the Poles.
01:22:08.799 --> 01:22:09.799
Okay.
01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:15.052
Okay.
01:22:15.139 --> 01:22:17.131
Cup of tea?
01:22:18.183 --> 01:22:21.051
Hmm? Nice cup of tea. Nice cup. Okay.
01:22:21.145 --> 01:22:23.512
♪ I won't let you down ♪
01:22:23.605 --> 01:22:25.847
♪ I will not give you up ♪
01:22:25.941 --> 01:22:28.524
♪ Gotta have some faith in the sound ♪
01:22:28.610 --> 01:22:31.523
♪ It's the one good thing that I've got ♪
01:22:31.613 --> 01:22:33.946
♪ I won't let you down ♪
01:22:34.032 --> 01:22:36.445
♪ So please don't give me up ♪
01:22:36.535 --> 01:22:40.825
♪ 'Cause I would really, really love
To stick around ♪
01:22:40.914 --> 01:22:42.075
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
01:22:48.589 --> 01:22:49.750
Cheers.
01:22:55.471 --> 01:22:57.758
♪ Bravo, Mama ♪
01:23:02.352 --> 01:23:05.436
♪ Heaven knows I was just a young boy ♪
01:23:05.522 --> 01:23:08.060
♪ Didn't know what I wanted to be ♪
01:23:08.150 --> 01:23:10.688
♪ Didn't know
What I wanted to be ♪
01:23:11.862 --> 01:23:15.902
♪ I was every little hungry schoolgirl's
Pride and joy ♪
01:23:15.991 --> 01:23:18.324
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
01:23:18.410 --> 01:23:20.527
♪ I say, I guess it was enough for me ♪
01:23:21.580 --> 01:23:23.162
- Yeah?
- It'll do.
01:23:24.791 --> 01:23:26.077
Sorry, mate.
01:23:26.168 --> 01:23:29.377
♪ Brand-new clothes and a big, fat place
On your rock and roll TV ♪
01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:37.169
♪ But today the way I play the game
Is not the same, no way ♪
01:23:37.262 --> 01:23:39.128
Tell Rufus
this one's much harder to torch.
01:23:40.307 --> 01:23:41.969
I nearly popped the baby out then.
01:23:43.727 --> 01:23:46.470
♪ I think there's something
you should know ♪
01:23:46.563 --> 01:23:49.101
♪ I think it's time I told you so ♪
01:23:49.191 --> 01:23:51.774
♪ There's something deep inside of me ♪
01:23:51.860 --> 01:23:54.318
♪ There's someone else I've got to be ♪
01:23:54.404 --> 01:23:56.771
♪ Take back your picture in a frame ♪
01:23:56.865 --> 01:23:59.278
♪ Take back your singing in the rain ♪
01:23:59.368 --> 01:24:01.951
♪ I just hope you understand ♪
01:24:02.037 --> 01:24:04.700
♪ Sometimes the clothes
do not make the man ♪
01:24:04.790 --> 01:24:08.875
♪ All we have to do now ♪
01:24:11.630 --> 01:24:13.587
♪ Is take these lies
And make them true somehow ♪
01:24:15.384 --> 01:24:19.503
♪ All we have to see ♪
01:24:19.596 --> 01:24:21.838
♪ Is that I don't belong to you ♪
01:24:21.932 --> 01:24:23.514
Tom?
01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:24.661
♪ And you don't belong to me ♪
01:24:24.685 --> 01:24:26.551
No, that one is down 30 thou.
01:24:26.645 --> 01:24:28.557
- Yeah, it's a real turd of a flat.
- Tom?
01:24:29.273 --> 01:24:32.892
Someone's here. Look, okay, bye.
Sorry. It's been a mad day.
01:24:32.985 --> 01:24:35.477
I'm Andy. Sorry I'm so casual.
01:24:35.571 --> 01:24:38.860
- Oh, that's okay.
- Are you Mrs. Challis?
01:24:38.949 --> 01:24:41.566
- No. No, sorry.
- No, I didn't think you were.
01:24:41.660 --> 01:24:43.652
No. Are you waiting for Tom?
01:24:43.745 --> 01:24:45.702
Uh, I don't think so,
unless he's with you.
01:24:45.789 --> 01:24:47.200
No, I just came to find him.
01:24:47.291 --> 01:24:49.283
- Oh, he'll probably turn up.
- Right.
01:24:49.376 --> 01:24:51.743
- So, shall we get started, then?
- Ooh, started on what?
01:24:51.837 --> 01:24:53.624
Just taking a little look, huh?
01:24:57.217 --> 01:24:59.459
Right. I've looked, and there it is.
01:24:59.553 --> 01:25:01.590
Small but compact. It's neat.
01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:04.172
- That's one of its selling points.
- It's for sale?
01:25:04.266 --> 01:25:06.303
Oh, yeah.
Freehold, this one. Not for rental.
01:25:06.393 --> 01:25:08.055
That's why he keeps it so tidy.
01:25:08.145 --> 01:25:10.728
Oh, yeah.
There's no room for clutter here.
01:25:10.814 --> 01:25:13.602
But there is plenty of storage space.
01:25:13.692 --> 01:25:16.856
Voila. Ah. What have we got here?
01:25:17.613 --> 01:25:19.070
Oh, my God.
01:25:22.034 --> 01:25:24.993
Literally in the cupboard.
No wonder it died.
01:25:25.078 --> 01:25:27.240
- I'll give it to him. Don't worry.
- Give it to who?
01:25:27.331 --> 01:25:29.038
- Tom.
- Who's that then?
01:25:29.583 --> 01:25:32.075
Tom, who lives here
but is selling the flat.
01:25:32.169 --> 01:25:35.128
No. No one lives here.
It's been empty for months.
01:25:35.213 --> 01:25:36.420
Maybe he was squatting.
01:25:37.382 --> 01:25:39.169
What? Was there a squatter here?
01:25:39.635 --> 01:25:41.592
- Oh, bloody hell!
- Um...
01:25:41.678 --> 01:25:44.216
Excuse my language. It's typical, that is.
01:25:44.306 --> 01:25:47.094
It's that probate stuff that stops us
from getting on with our jobs.
01:25:47.184 --> 01:25:49.078
- "Probate"?
- Yeah. You know, when someone dies.
01:25:49.102 --> 01:25:51.515
- It's a pain in the fundament.
- Who's died?
01:25:51.605 --> 01:25:53.016
The previous owner.
01:25:54.066 --> 01:25:56.809
- Who?
- Uh, someone Webster, I think.
01:25:56.902 --> 01:25:59.394
Youngish bloke. Sad, really.
01:25:59.488 --> 01:26:01.354
It was last Christmas, by all accounts.
01:26:35.691 --> 01:26:37.853
Madam. Hello.
01:26:39.569 --> 01:26:41.731
Madam? Are you all right?
01:26:42.447 --> 01:26:43.483
Yeah.
01:26:44.116 --> 01:26:46.233
You just sort of folded up.
01:26:46.326 --> 01:26:48.613
- Are you really all right?
- Yeah.
01:26:51.915 --> 01:26:55.534
♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪
01:26:56.503 --> 01:26:59.416
♪ They will not be the last ♪
01:27:00.590 --> 01:27:01.922
♪ Look around now ♪
01:27:02.592 --> 01:27:08.213
♪ These are the days
Of the beggars and the choosers ♪
01:27:08.306 --> 01:27:12.050
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
01:27:12.853 --> 01:27:15.687
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
01:27:16.523 --> 01:27:18.606
♪ Hand in hand ♪
01:27:19.651 --> 01:27:20.651
Hi.
01:27:20.736 --> 01:27:25.151
♪ With ignorance
And legitimate excuses ♪
01:27:25.240 --> 01:27:29.154
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
01:27:29.244 --> 01:27:32.703
♪ And most of us are not sure ♪
01:27:33.373 --> 01:27:35.410
♪ If we have too much ♪
01:27:35.500 --> 01:27:37.742
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
01:27:37.836 --> 01:27:40.829
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
01:27:41.631 --> 01:27:44.920
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
01:27:46.303 --> 01:27:47.464
Oi!
01:27:47.554 --> 01:27:49.546
♪ He must have let us all out to play ♪
01:27:50.932 --> 01:27:55.427
♪ Turned his back and all God's children ♪
01:27:55.520 --> 01:27:58.228
♪ Crept out the back door ♪
01:27:59.024 --> 01:28:01.892
♪ And it's hard to love, mmm ♪
01:28:02.861 --> 01:28:05.444
♪ There's so much to hate ♪
01:28:06.782 --> 01:28:10.116
♪ Hanging on to hope ♪
01:28:11.161 --> 01:28:14.745
♪ When there is no hope to speak of ♪
01:28:15.332 --> 01:28:19.702
♪ And the wounded skies above ♪
01:28:20.295 --> 01:28:23.413
♪ Say it's much too late ♪
01:28:26.384 --> 01:28:29.092
♪ Maybe we should all ♪
01:28:29.179 --> 01:28:32.547
♪ Be praying for ♪
01:28:32.641 --> 01:28:34.428
♪ Time ♪
01:28:37.521 --> 01:28:41.356
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
01:28:45.946 --> 01:28:49.314
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
01:28:59.125 --> 01:29:00.661
Why can I feel you?
01:29:04.214 --> 01:29:05.955
Because I'm a part of you.
01:29:09.094 --> 01:29:10.835
Take care of my heart.
01:29:12.264 --> 01:29:13.505
I promise.
01:29:14.808 --> 01:29:17.141
It was always going to be yours
one way or another.
01:30:46.149 --> 01:30:52.066
Come in here! Roll up!
Roll up, you shower of gobblers.
01:30:52.155 --> 01:30:54.647
You, you load of tossers, in.
01:30:54.741 --> 01:30:56.636
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dora, Dora, Dora.
- And you're a tosser too.
01:30:56.660 --> 01:30:58.697
I'm loving the work.
Wrong vibe, though, yeah?
01:30:58.787 --> 01:31:01.325
- You can't call the audience names.
- And you're a wanker.
01:31:01.414 --> 01:31:03.121
Don't I know it, Dora.
01:31:33.279 --> 01:31:34.486
Hi.
01:31:34.572 --> 01:31:36.905
Hello, hello, hello.
01:31:36.992 --> 01:31:41.157
Um, right. So, I knew the lighting
would be crap, so I brought my own.
01:31:46.584 --> 01:31:50.123
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
All right, we've got lots to get through.
01:31:50.213 --> 01:31:53.957
I just want to say a massive thank-you to
everyone who's put so much hard work in.
01:31:54.050 --> 01:31:58.465
Mum, for making the most ginormous
krempita I think everyone enjoyed.
01:32:02.475 --> 01:32:05.809
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you. Thank you.
01:32:05.895 --> 01:32:07.431
You're famous for your krempita.
01:32:07.522 --> 01:32:12.062
I'd like to thank everyone individually,
but Dan said no speeches were allowed.
01:32:12.152 --> 01:32:13.393
Yeah. Now, get off, Elf.
01:32:13.486 --> 01:32:15.603
Yes. Thank you, Daniel.
01:32:15.697 --> 01:32:17.609
Seconds away. I just, um...
01:32:18.533 --> 01:32:20.195
I just want to say this one thing.
01:32:20.744 --> 01:32:24.784
We are so lucky to be alive.
01:32:25.415 --> 01:32:26.747
Hear, hear.
01:32:27.917 --> 01:32:32.537
We are so lucky
to be able to help each other
01:32:32.630 --> 01:32:35.589
in little ways and in big ways.
01:32:36.259 --> 01:32:40.128
The reason we are lucky is because
01:32:40.221 --> 01:32:43.464
helping each other is, in fact,
01:32:43.558 --> 01:32:45.470
what makes us happy.
01:32:45.560 --> 01:32:47.927
That's all.
01:32:49.230 --> 01:32:51.017
Give us a song, Kate!
01:32:51.107 --> 01:32:52.598
A song?
01:32:54.235 --> 01:32:55.942
Yeah, I think I've got one up my sleeve.
01:33:00.283 --> 01:33:02.696
♪ Last Christmas ♪
01:33:02.786 --> 01:33:04.573
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
01:33:05.288 --> 01:33:07.780
♪ But the very next day ♪
01:33:07.874 --> 01:33:09.581
♪ You gave it away ♪
01:33:10.418 --> 01:33:12.626
♪ This year ♪
01:33:12.712 --> 01:33:14.874
♪ To save me from tears ♪
01:33:16.216 --> 01:33:18.674
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:37.318
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
01:33:37.403 --> 01:33:41.317
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
01:33:41.407 --> 01:33:44.741
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
01:33:44.828 --> 01:33:47.616
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
01:33:49.040 --> 01:33:51.783
♪ Once bitten and twice shy ♪
01:33:52.418 --> 01:33:55.877
♪ I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye ♪
01:33:55.964 --> 01:33:57.500
♪ Tell me, baby ♪
01:33:57.590 --> 01:34:00.003
- Do you recognize me?
- No!
01:34:00.093 --> 01:34:02.551
♪ It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪
01:34:02.637 --> 01:34:04.299
Merry Christmas!
01:34:04.389 --> 01:34:06.255
♪ I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
01:34:06.349 --> 01:34:09.717
♪ With a note saying, "I love you"
I meant it ♪
01:34:09.811 --> 01:34:12.770
♪ Now I know what a fool I've been ♪
01:34:12.856 --> 01:34:16.850
♪ But if you kiss me now
I know you'd fool me again ♪
01:34:16.943 --> 01:34:20.027
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
01:34:20.113 --> 01:34:23.982
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
01:34:24.075 --> 01:34:27.364
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
01:34:27.453 --> 01:34:30.321
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
01:34:31.457 --> 01:34:34.165
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
01:34:34.252 --> 01:34:38.212
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
01:34:38.298 --> 01:34:41.587
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
01:34:41.676 --> 01:34:44.544
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
01:35:11.831 --> 01:35:15.415
And now, on with the show!
01:35:29.974 --> 01:35:31.681
Christmas tiramisu.
01:35:33.978 --> 01:35:35.765
- Nice!
- Amazing!
01:35:35.855 --> 01:35:38.973
- Thank you, Alba.
- Marta is so...
01:35:39.067 --> 01:35:42.856
She is so lucky to have you, because she...
01:35:42.946 --> 01:35:46.110
she is very, very
01:35:46.199 --> 01:35:47.940
bad cook, very bad.
01:35:48.034 --> 01:35:50.617
Mum, that isn't a compliment.
That's just rude.
01:35:50.703 --> 01:35:53.116
What is rude? Why? Why is rude?
01:35:53.206 --> 01:35:56.324
I am being nice to Alba, your girlfriend.
01:35:57.085 --> 01:35:59.668
What I say? Nothing. Katarina.
01:35:59.754 --> 01:36:02.121
- Yes.
- Before we eat lesbian pudding...
01:36:02.215 --> 01:36:03.581
- Yep.
- Mum!
01:36:03.675 --> 01:36:06.588
What? You have your song,
your big song in party.
01:36:06.678 --> 01:36:09.091
- Yes.
- I know I not so important to do that.
01:36:09.180 --> 01:36:10.637
Oh, Mum!
01:36:10.723 --> 01:36:12.715
- Hey, you are. Yes, you are.
- I not.
01:36:12.809 --> 01:36:16.803
- Tell her she is. Yeah.
- Now I sing an old song from Croatia,
01:36:17.689 --> 01:36:20.648
from my grandmother, for my family.
01:36:38.042 --> 01:36:41.626
Oh, come on, Petra.
The war is over long time ago.
01:36:41.713 --> 01:36:44.205
Stop killing us with the song.
01:36:44.299 --> 01:36:47.542
- Sing it cheerfully, for God's sake.
- What it's mean, "cheerfully"?
01:36:47.635 --> 01:36:49.968
Veselo. It's Christmas!
01:37:00.898 --> 01:37:01.898
Come on!
01:37:08.656 --> 01:37:12.240
♪ So you raise another glass ♪
01:37:12.327 --> 01:37:16.913
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
01:37:16.998 --> 01:37:20.617
♪ I was leaning on the grass ♪
01:37:20.710 --> 01:37:25.546
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
01:37:25.631 --> 01:37:29.090
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
01:37:29.177 --> 01:37:33.638
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
01:37:33.723 --> 01:37:37.342
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
01:37:37.435 --> 01:37:41.645
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
01:37:42.732 --> 01:37:45.145
♪ Your daddy was a drinker ♪
01:37:46.069 --> 01:37:51.030
♪ Just kept drinking till the shit
He was thinking sounded true ♪
01:37:51.115 --> 01:37:54.074
♪ Your mama was a thinker ♪
01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.947
♪ She just wasn't thinking ♪
01:37:56.037 --> 01:38:00.623
♪ On the day that she looked at him
And said "I do" ♪
01:38:00.708 --> 01:38:04.827
♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always
I will always, I will always ♪
01:38:04.921 --> 01:38:07.834
♪ Try to get my shit together ♪
01:38:08.966 --> 01:38:12.380
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
01:38:12.470 --> 01:38:15.338
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
01:38:15.431 --> 01:38:18.344
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:38:18.434 --> 01:38:20.471
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
01:38:20.561 --> 01:38:23.725
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
01:38:23.815 --> 01:38:27.900
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:38:27.985 --> 01:38:32.320
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
01:38:32.907 --> 01:38:35.570
♪ My daddy was a toker ♪
01:38:36.369 --> 01:38:41.285
♪ Just kept smoking till the jokes
He could tell got very blue ♪
01:38:41.374 --> 01:38:44.583
♪ My mama was a joker ♪
01:38:44.669 --> 01:38:46.080
♪ If she was a hippie ♪
01:38:46.170 --> 01:38:50.756
♪ Then I guess she was trippin'
On a high love you ♪
01:38:50.842 --> 01:38:55.086
♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always
I will always, I will always ♪
01:38:55.179 --> 01:38:58.047
♪ Try to get my shit together ♪
01:38:59.225 --> 01:39:02.639
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
01:39:02.728 --> 01:39:05.562
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
01:39:05.648 --> 01:39:08.482
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:39:08.568 --> 01:39:10.651
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
01:39:10.736 --> 01:39:13.945
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
01:39:14.031 --> 01:39:18.150
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:39:18.244 --> 01:39:21.237
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
01:39:21.330 --> 01:39:24.573
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
01:39:28.629 --> 01:39:31.667
♪ Take another, take another ♪
01:39:38.764 --> 01:39:41.427
♪ I never picked a fight in my life ♪
01:39:41.517 --> 01:39:43.474
♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
01:39:43.561 --> 01:39:47.271
♪ Or saw my children as things to bully ♪
01:39:47.356 --> 01:39:49.723
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
01:39:49.817 --> 01:39:52.025
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
01:39:52.111 --> 01:39:55.946
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
01:39:56.032 --> 01:40:00.151
♪ I never picked a fight in my life
Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
01:40:00.244 --> 01:40:03.828
♪ Or saw my children as things to bully ♪
01:40:03.915 --> 01:40:06.453
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
01:40:06.542 --> 01:40:08.829
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
01:40:08.920 --> 01:40:13.415
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
01:40:18.554 --> 01:40:22.639
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
01:40:26.938 --> 01:40:30.978
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
01:40:31.734 --> 01:40:35.148
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
01:40:35.238 --> 01:40:38.948
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
01:40:39.867 --> 01:40:43.611
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
01:40:43.704 --> 01:40:48.074
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
01:40:52.004 --> 01:40:57.216
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
01:41:04.684 --> 01:41:08.223
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
01:41:08.312 --> 01:41:11.055
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
01:41:11.148 --> 01:41:14.061
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:41:14.151 --> 01:41:16.108
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
01:41:16.195 --> 01:41:19.438
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
01:41:19.532 --> 01:41:23.617
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:41:23.703 --> 01:41:27.743
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
01:41:27.832 --> 01:41:30.791
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:41:30.876 --> 01:41:32.913
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
01:41:33.004 --> 01:41:36.088
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
01:41:36.173 --> 01:41:40.338
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
01:41:40.428 --> 01:41:43.262
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
01:41:43.347 --> 01:41:46.761
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
01:41:49.228 --> 01:41:53.768
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
01:41:58.904 --> 01:42:03.194
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
01:42:07.330 --> 01:42:12.075
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
01:42:12.168 --> 01:42:15.502
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
01:42:15.588 --> 01:42:19.377
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
01:42:20.384 --> 01:42:24.003
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
01:42:24.096 --> 01:42:28.511
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
01:42:32.480 --> 01:42:37.316
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪