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This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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See? That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair, cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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Sunday should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire
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from a renegade gunship stolen by--
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And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole, wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making this
with such love.
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You're welcome.
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Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.
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I wanna write a song about it.
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.
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I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.
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Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City, I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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I know the woman I'm looking for.
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Oh, let me guess.
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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.
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That makes me so happy.
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Me too.
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What have you got?
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.
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Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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Give it to me!
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Looks like rain.
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Has anyone seen my cat?
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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."
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I mean, when you put it on there,
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.
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- You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about beers on the beach?
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Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes--
- Oh,
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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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Please.
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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
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I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue
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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Cappuccino.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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I said...
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Guy?
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He's just resting.
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In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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He's so sleepy.
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I'm just gonna put your gun down,
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right here,
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for when you wake.
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- Okay?
- Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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Loser.
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What is happening?
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So much money.
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Hey, Mouser, check this out.
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What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I,
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is, they're good.
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Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'll see you on the inside.
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Select your skin.
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Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
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The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
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big guns, bigger moustache.
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Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
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Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
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Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
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I'm terrified.
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Let's do this.
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Seriously, man.
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I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.
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Excuse me?
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Right.
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Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
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Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
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Let's go!
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Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
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- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.
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- Closer.
- There he is.
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Blue shirt guy.
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Blue shirt?
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Yes.
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Hello, Officer.
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Rabbit.
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Nice skin.
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Thank you. That's sweet.
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How'd you get it?
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Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
00:16:38.040 --> 00:16:39.583
I have naturally dewy skin.
00:16:39.750 --> 00:16:40.918
Listen up, Neutrogena.
00:16:41.085 --> 00:16:43.212
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.
00:16:43.379 --> 00:16:44.380
And another thing.
00:16:44.463 --> 00:16:45.881
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!
00:16:46.048 --> 00:16:47.216
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!
00:16:47.383 --> 00:16:48.550
...and it makes the game look bad.
00:16:48.717 --> 00:16:49.968
- Horrible!
- Yeah.
00:16:50.052 --> 00:16:51.804
I got, like, 5% of that.
00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:53.514
Lose the skin!
00:16:53.681 --> 00:16:54.890
I... Lose?
00:16:55.057 --> 00:16:56.684
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
00:16:56.850 --> 00:16:57.851
Take it off, man.
00:16:57.935 --> 00:16:59.228
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
00:16:59.395 --> 00:17:00.437
- What?
- Seriously.
00:17:00.521 --> 00:17:01.980
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
00:17:02.147 --> 00:17:03.273
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:04.692
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
00:17:04.858 --> 00:17:06.318
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
00:17:06.485 --> 00:17:07.528
Still why?
00:17:07.695 --> 00:17:08.946
Until we do find out who you are,
00:17:09.113 --> 00:17:10.698
and then we're gonna ban you for life.
00:17:10.864 --> 00:17:14.159
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
00:17:14.326 --> 00:17:16.453
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.
00:17:16.620 --> 00:17:18.205
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!
00:17:35.264 --> 00:17:36.765
No.
00:17:46.859 --> 00:17:48.110
Come on, Blue Shirt.
00:18:08.422 --> 00:18:10.841
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
00:18:11.008 --> 00:18:12.134
Scared me a little bit.
00:18:12.301 --> 00:18:13.761
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
00:18:13.927 --> 00:18:15.220
Coming to get ya.
00:18:15.304 --> 00:18:16.889
We're coming to get ya.
00:18:18.307 --> 00:18:20.517
Wait! Wait!
00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:22.060
I can explain everything.
00:18:22.227 --> 00:18:25.939
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
00:18:26.023 --> 00:18:28.609
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
00:18:28.984 --> 00:18:30.486
Except they are there.
00:18:30.652 --> 00:18:33.906
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
00:18:34.823 --> 00:18:37.993
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:40.579
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
00:18:40.746 --> 00:18:42.790
We're apex predators.
00:18:42.998 --> 00:18:46.543
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
00:18:47.419 --> 00:18:49.254
Too high! Too high!
00:18:58.013 --> 00:19:00.808
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.
00:19:01.183 --> 00:19:04.853
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.
00:19:05.020 --> 00:19:06.104
Okay, bring it.
00:19:06.271 --> 00:19:08.023
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
00:19:22.913 --> 00:19:24.915
I'm so, so good at this.
00:19:33.423 --> 00:19:35.008
Time's up, bank teller!
00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:58.073
Nope!
00:20:22.723 --> 00:20:23.765
I can't die!
00:20:23.932 --> 00:20:25.517
I'm never gonna die!
00:20:25.601 --> 00:20:26.602
Whoo!
00:20:26.685 --> 00:20:29.855
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.
00:20:30.022 --> 00:20:31.106
The end.
00:20:31.273 --> 00:20:33.317
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
00:20:33.483 --> 00:20:34.526
I just checked the server stats.
00:20:34.693 --> 00:20:37.070
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
00:20:37.237 --> 00:20:38.280
It's just a glitch, man.
00:20:38.363 --> 00:20:39.489
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
00:20:39.698 --> 00:20:41.116
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?
00:20:41.283 --> 00:20:43.535
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
00:20:43.702 --> 00:20:45.370
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
00:20:45.454 --> 00:20:46.455
Uh-uh. No.
00:20:46.538 --> 00:20:49.249
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
00:20:49.416 --> 00:20:52.336
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:55.339
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
00:20:55.505 --> 00:20:59.760
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?
00:20:59.927 --> 00:21:02.429
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?
00:21:02.596 --> 00:21:06.433
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
00:21:06.600 --> 00:21:08.685
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
00:21:08.852 --> 00:21:10.479
You do not wanna hear about that.
00:21:10.938 --> 00:21:12.022
You're absolutely right.
00:21:12.189 --> 00:21:16.360
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.
00:21:16.526 --> 00:21:18.278
Don't talk to Antwan.
00:21:22.908 --> 00:21:25.494
We never dreamt
this would've happened.
00:21:25.911 --> 00:21:28.246
I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially
a fishbowl game.
00:21:28.330 --> 00:21:32.000
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
00:21:32.167 --> 00:21:33.835
It's a strictly observational experience
00:21:34.002 --> 00:21:37.673
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.
00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:39.633
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
00:21:39.800 --> 00:21:44.262
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
00:21:44.429 --> 00:21:46.056
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
00:21:46.139 --> 00:21:49.685
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:51.186
So, to get a little personal,
00:21:51.353 --> 00:21:53.271
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?
00:21:53.355 --> 00:21:55.857
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
00:21:57.025 --> 00:21:58.360
What's the other thing?
00:21:58.527 --> 00:22:00.904
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.
00:22:01.071 --> 00:22:02.531
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
00:22:02.698 --> 00:22:03.865
How about you?
00:22:04.032 --> 00:22:05.450
- Code.
- Code?
00:22:05.534 --> 00:22:06.535
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
00:22:06.618 --> 00:22:07.619
There we go.
00:22:07.703 --> 00:22:09.454
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.
00:22:09.621 --> 00:22:12.624
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:17.170
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.
00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:21.675
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
00:22:21.842 --> 00:22:23.468
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
00:22:23.635 --> 00:22:25.220
Now, I've gotta ask.
00:22:25.387 --> 00:22:27.597
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.
00:22:27.764 --> 00:22:30.600
- Has this evolved into more than--
- No.
00:22:30.684 --> 00:22:33.103
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
00:22:33.270 --> 00:22:34.354
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
00:22:34.438 --> 00:22:36.106
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,
00:22:36.273 --> 00:22:37.691
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
00:22:37.858 --> 00:22:39.693
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
00:22:39.860 --> 00:22:42.612
It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.
00:22:43.030 --> 00:22:44.990
Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.
00:22:45.157 --> 00:22:47.659
But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.
00:22:47.826 --> 00:22:49.077
Antwan is a genius.
00:22:49.244 --> 00:22:52.581
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
00:22:52.748 --> 00:22:54.916
It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.
00:22:55.083 --> 00:22:57.044
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
00:22:57.210 --> 00:22:58.670
So we're breaking and entering now?
00:22:59.254 --> 00:23:02.758
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?
00:23:02.924 --> 00:23:04.885
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
00:23:05.052 --> 00:23:06.595
Aw, shame will have that effect.
00:23:06.762 --> 00:23:08.388
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:11.016
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
00:23:11.183 --> 00:23:13.185
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA
00:23:13.268 --> 00:23:14.603
and it could get me fired.
00:23:14.686 --> 00:23:17.272
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
00:23:17.439 --> 00:23:19.107
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
00:23:19.274 --> 00:23:22.319
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
00:23:22.486 --> 00:23:23.570
How can I move on?
00:23:23.737 --> 00:23:25.113
How can you?
00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:28.116
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
00:23:28.283 --> 00:23:31.745
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
00:23:31.912 --> 00:23:34.456
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.
00:23:34.623 --> 00:23:37.876
And Free City, it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
00:23:38.043 --> 00:23:39.878
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
00:23:40.045 --> 00:23:42.214
- Millie, I'm--
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
00:23:42.714 --> 00:23:43.715
And now he's lying about it
00:23:43.882 --> 00:23:46.176
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
00:23:46.343 --> 00:23:47.344
Millie--
00:23:47.427 --> 00:23:49.930
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
00:23:50.097 --> 00:23:53.475
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
00:23:53.642 --> 00:23:55.894
Millie, I care about you
00:24:00.524 --> 00:24:02.025
but you need to leave.
00:24:10.367 --> 00:24:12.369
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
00:25:13.555 --> 00:25:14.764
What are we lookin' at?
00:25:15.473 --> 00:25:17.601
Who are you?
00:25:17.767 --> 00:25:18.977
Okay, okay. Okay.
00:25:19.436 --> 00:25:21.730
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
00:25:21.897 --> 00:25:22.898
Oh, yeah.
00:25:23.023 --> 00:25:25.650
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
00:25:25.817 --> 00:25:28.778
I waited outside by the murder train,
00:25:28.862 --> 00:25:30.197
then I followed you.
00:25:30.280 --> 00:25:31.281
Shit!
00:25:46.838 --> 00:25:48.006
Can I come with you?
00:25:49.424 --> 00:25:50.508
Yes?
00:25:51.968 --> 00:25:54.179
Holy hell, what just happened?
00:25:54.346 --> 00:25:56.765
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
00:25:57.098 --> 00:26:00.060
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?
00:26:00.227 --> 00:26:01.478
You mean the portal gun?
00:26:01.978 --> 00:26:03.563
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:05.857
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
00:26:06.024 --> 00:26:07.150
Thank you. You too.
00:26:07.234 --> 00:26:08.318
Turn around.
00:26:08.401 --> 00:26:10.403
Okay.
00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:14.741
Oh.
00:26:18.995 --> 00:26:20.372
Is this the North Pole?
00:26:20.538 --> 00:26:21.957
Listen, dude.
00:26:22.123 --> 00:26:23.667
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:25.543
Props on the NPC outfit,
00:26:25.710 --> 00:26:28.129
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.
00:26:28.296 --> 00:26:30.048
Maybe I could help you.
00:26:30.215 --> 00:26:31.258
I work alone.
00:26:31.424 --> 00:26:32.842
You have beautiful grenades.
00:26:33.009 --> 00:26:35.762
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,
00:26:35.971 --> 00:26:37.597
you need to have
a higher level than that.
00:26:38.098 --> 00:26:39.641
- That's tough. No.
- No.
00:26:40.392 --> 00:26:41.393
Higher level?
00:26:41.476 --> 00:26:42.686
Good Lord, rook.
00:26:44.479 --> 00:26:45.480
See?
00:26:45.647 --> 00:26:47.190
- Oh.
- That's mine.
00:26:47.607 --> 00:26:48.817
And that's yours.
00:26:49.567 --> 00:26:53.613
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?
00:26:53.780 --> 00:26:55.282
There is literally nothing lower.
00:26:55.448 --> 00:26:57.200
Well, how do I get to a higher level?
00:26:57.367 --> 00:26:59.286
- Really?
- Really.
00:27:00.245 --> 00:27:03.415
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
00:27:03.581 --> 00:27:04.874
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.
00:27:05.625 --> 00:27:06.876
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:07.961
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
00:27:08.044 --> 00:27:10.463
Money. This is Free City.
00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:12.632
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:14.884
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
00:27:15.051 --> 00:27:17.470
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
00:27:19.889 --> 00:27:23.393
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
00:27:24.185 --> 00:27:27.897
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.
00:27:29.107 --> 00:27:30.233
Thank you.
00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.986
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?
00:27:33.111 --> 00:27:35.780
Oh! Pretty bleak.
00:27:36.489 --> 00:27:38.992
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
00:27:39.159 --> 00:27:42.704
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
00:27:43.747 --> 00:27:45.081
And he's a dick?
00:27:45.248 --> 00:27:47.792
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
00:27:48.376 --> 00:27:49.669
Trolls exist?
00:27:50.837 --> 00:27:53.340
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
00:27:53.506 --> 00:27:56.343
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.
00:27:56.509 --> 00:27:58.428
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
00:27:58.595 --> 00:28:00.555
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
00:28:00.722 --> 00:28:02.098
All that shit makes your level go up.
00:28:02.265 --> 00:28:03.641
Go be the good guy.
00:28:03.808 --> 00:28:05.060
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
00:28:05.185 --> 00:28:06.353
Ooh! Ooh.
00:28:06.436 --> 00:28:08.730
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
00:28:08.813 --> 00:28:09.898
Off you go.
00:28:10.065 --> 00:28:12.108
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?
00:28:12.275 --> 00:28:15.028
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
00:28:15.111 --> 00:28:16.780
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
00:28:17.155 --> 00:28:18.198
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.
00:28:18.365 --> 00:28:19.366
Okay.
00:28:57.195 --> 00:28:58.279
Hi.
00:29:26.391 --> 00:29:27.475
Thanks, Guy.
00:29:47.787 --> 00:29:48.788
Good morning, Goldie.
00:29:49.706 --> 00:29:50.874
Good morning, Goldie.
00:29:51.541 --> 00:29:53.209
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
00:29:53.376 --> 00:29:57.130
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
00:29:57.213 --> 00:30:01.885
BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.
00:30:02.051 --> 00:30:05.513
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.225
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
00:30:09.392 --> 00:30:11.019
And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
00:30:11.102 --> 00:30:12.979
a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
00:30:13.146 --> 00:30:15.023
- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?
00:30:15.190 --> 00:30:16.274
I don't know, but he's good.
00:30:16.441 --> 00:30:18.651
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
00:30:18.818 --> 00:30:21.070
but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast
00:30:21.237 --> 00:30:22.363
by being the freaking good guy.
00:30:22.530 --> 00:30:25.617
"This colourful character
in the video game Free City
00:30:25.783 --> 00:30:28.620
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
00:30:28.786 --> 00:30:30.538
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
00:30:30.705 --> 00:30:31.789
You're absolutely right.
00:30:31.956 --> 00:30:36.961
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
00:30:50.600 --> 00:30:53.019
Whoo-hoo!
00:31:02.779 --> 00:31:05.657
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
00:31:06.282 --> 00:31:07.283
Hello, Hinata.
00:31:08.034 --> 00:31:09.536
You have a great outfit.
00:31:09.786 --> 00:31:10.954
Don't have a good day...
00:31:11.162 --> 00:31:12.539
Have a GREAT day!
00:31:12.705 --> 00:31:15.416
Crazy awesome!!!
00:31:56.457 --> 00:32:00.044
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
00:32:00.211 --> 00:32:02.422
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.
00:32:03.464 --> 00:32:04.507
What is this shirt?
00:32:04.674 --> 00:32:06.050
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
00:32:07.135 --> 00:32:08.803
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:11.639
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
00:32:11.806 --> 00:32:13.016
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
00:32:13.182 --> 00:32:16.060
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.
00:32:16.227 --> 00:32:17.562
I've been figuring some stuff out.
00:32:17.729 --> 00:32:20.607
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
00:32:20.773 --> 00:32:22.775
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
00:32:22.859 --> 00:32:24.444
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
00:32:24.611 --> 00:32:26.112
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
00:32:26.279 --> 00:32:27.739
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
00:32:28.156 --> 00:32:29.365
I talked to her. I talked to her.
00:32:29.532 --> 00:32:31.868
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.995
I talked to one of the sunglass people
00:32:34.078 --> 00:32:36.539
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
00:32:36.706 --> 00:32:38.249
Me.
00:32:38.333 --> 00:32:39.834
Everybody down on the ground!
00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:41.419
You're so hot.
00:32:41.586 --> 00:32:44.380
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:45.715
Your life could be fuller.
00:32:45.882 --> 00:32:48.009
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.
00:32:48.176 --> 00:32:49.177
Yo, dumbass.
00:32:49.260 --> 00:32:50.637
We are in the middle of something.
00:32:51.346 --> 00:32:52.430
Uh...
00:32:52.513 --> 00:32:54.474
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
00:32:55.475 --> 00:32:58.603
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
00:32:58.770 --> 00:33:00.438
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
00:33:02.565 --> 00:33:04.233
We do now.
00:33:05.943 --> 00:33:06.986
Mine now.
00:33:07.070 --> 00:33:08.488
Are you kidding me?
00:33:10.865 --> 00:33:12.659
- Put 'em on.
- No.
00:33:12.825 --> 00:33:14.869
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
00:33:15.036 --> 00:33:17.580
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
00:33:17.914 --> 00:33:19.499
You're gonna see.
00:33:22.794 --> 00:33:23.878
Come on.
00:33:24.921 --> 00:33:26.255
I can't, okay?
00:33:28.341 --> 00:33:29.425
I'm sorry.
00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:38.101
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
00:33:38.267 --> 00:33:40.520
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
00:33:40.687 --> 00:33:42.605
Beat it. Go, go, go.
00:33:42.772 --> 00:33:44.273
Don't walk, run.
00:33:44.982 --> 00:33:46.401
And you...
00:33:46.776 --> 00:33:47.860
Ugh.
00:33:47.944 --> 00:33:49.028
Sorry.
00:33:49.862 --> 00:33:52.865
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.
00:33:53.032 --> 00:33:56.119
You could be with, like, a good guy.
00:33:57.286 --> 00:33:59.539
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.
00:33:59.706 --> 00:34:02.083
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:03.876
- They really are.
- Terrible.
00:34:04.043 --> 00:34:05.253
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
00:34:12.802 --> 00:34:14.220
You're my best friend, Buddy.
00:34:14.387 --> 00:34:16.639
And you don't have to be scared.
00:34:16.806 --> 00:34:19.475
If you change your mind, I'll be around.
00:34:25.732 --> 00:34:28.025
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
00:34:28.985 --> 00:34:29.986
I know.
00:34:30.153 --> 00:34:31.487
Who is this guy?
00:35:00.558 --> 00:35:01.642
I'm here.
00:35:02.310 --> 00:35:03.853
I really appreciate this, Keys.
00:35:04.020 --> 00:35:05.980
Okay. Just to be clear,
00:35:06.147 --> 00:35:08.983
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
00:35:09.150 --> 00:35:12.236
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,
00:35:12.403 --> 00:35:13.404
go find it and get out.
00:35:14.864 --> 00:35:18.910
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.
00:35:19.076 --> 00:35:20.536
That gives you 5 minutes.
00:35:23.080 --> 00:35:24.207
And go.
00:35:33.424 --> 00:35:35.802
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
00:35:35.885 --> 00:35:36.969
Really?
00:35:37.094 --> 00:35:38.554
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,
00:35:38.721 --> 00:35:40.389
so I don't exactly feel like one.
00:35:40.556 --> 00:35:41.724
Oh, you never have.
00:35:41.891 --> 00:35:43.184
Good thing I know better.
00:35:43.351 --> 00:35:47.438
All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
00:35:47.605 --> 00:35:49.357
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
00:35:49.524 --> 00:35:50.942
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:17.760
Keys! I need your help!
00:36:17.927 --> 00:36:19.554
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.
00:36:19.720 --> 00:36:20.805
Millie, I can't help you.
00:36:42.451 --> 00:36:43.494
Blue Shirt Guy?
00:36:43.661 --> 00:36:47.290
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
00:36:47.623 --> 00:36:50.918
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
00:36:58.551 --> 00:36:59.552
What are you doing here?
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.555
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.
00:37:03.764 --> 00:37:04.765
Who are you talking to?
00:37:06.684 --> 00:37:09.437
You know, that player in the NPC skin.
00:37:10.313 --> 00:37:12.273
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.
00:37:13.733 --> 00:37:15.776
That actually hurt my hand.
00:37:15.943 --> 00:37:17.028
Get down!
00:38:05.868 --> 00:38:08.704
I'm sorry! Oh, God!
00:38:13.209 --> 00:38:14.460
We're doing great.
00:38:26.263 --> 00:38:27.348
Wow!
00:38:29.642 --> 00:38:31.018
We should definitely go!
00:38:32.603 --> 00:38:33.688
Oh, shit!
00:38:41.070 --> 00:38:43.072
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.157
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
00:38:46.283 --> 00:38:47.368
Oh!
00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:21.736
I don't suppose this thing can fly.
00:39:21.819 --> 00:39:22.987
No.
00:39:23.154 --> 00:39:24.238
Jump.
00:39:24.905 --> 00:39:26.073
Wow!
00:39:26.866 --> 00:39:29.201
Whoa!
00:39:38.044 --> 00:39:39.420
Oh, shit.
00:39:54.351 --> 00:39:55.936
Good morning, sheeple!
00:39:56.103 --> 00:39:57.438
Oh, you are fired.
00:39:57.605 --> 00:40:00.274
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
00:40:00.441 --> 00:40:01.984
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
00:40:02.151 --> 00:40:03.235
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.
00:40:03.402 --> 00:40:05.988
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
00:40:06.155 --> 00:40:08.657
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
00:40:08.824 --> 00:40:10.451
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom
00:40:10.618 --> 00:40:13.454
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.
00:40:13.621 --> 00:40:14.622
We're golden.
00:40:14.705 --> 00:40:16.290
Antwan, hey. You look great.
00:40:16.373 --> 00:40:17.708
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
00:40:17.875 --> 00:40:20.127
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
00:40:20.294 --> 00:40:21.295
You, you, you--
00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:23.631
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
00:40:23.798 --> 00:40:25.174
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game
00:40:25.508 --> 00:40:26.509
who looks like an NPC?
00:40:26.592 --> 00:40:29.178
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
00:40:29.345 --> 00:40:32.765
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
00:40:32.932 --> 00:40:35.935
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
00:40:36.102 --> 00:40:39.355
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
00:40:39.522 --> 00:40:41.440
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.
00:40:41.607 --> 00:40:44.401
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from Free City 1.
00:40:44.568 --> 00:40:46.153
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
00:40:46.237 --> 00:40:47.863
They won't be usable in Free City 2.
00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:49.156
Antwan, you told the fans
00:40:49.323 --> 00:40:51.617
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
00:40:51.784 --> 00:40:53.828
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.
00:40:53.994 --> 00:40:57.331
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
00:40:57.498 --> 00:40:59.708
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.
00:40:59.875 --> 00:41:01.210
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.
00:41:01.377 --> 00:41:02.711
Look, I know it sucks.
00:41:02.878 --> 00:41:07.424
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
00:41:07.591 --> 00:41:10.594
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:11.720
What?
00:41:11.804 --> 00:41:14.306
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?
00:41:14.473 --> 00:41:15.474
A sequel.
00:41:15.558 --> 00:41:16.684
So we can make it better?
00:41:16.851 --> 00:41:19.770
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
00:41:19.937 --> 00:41:21.105
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
00:41:21.272 --> 00:41:22.648
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
00:41:22.731 --> 00:41:23.732
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.
00:41:23.899 --> 00:41:26.735
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
00:41:26.902 --> 00:41:28.737
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
00:41:28.904 --> 00:41:30.531
why would I make
another restaurant called,
00:41:30.614 --> 00:41:32.741
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
00:41:32.908 --> 00:41:34.869
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.
00:41:35.035 --> 00:41:36.787
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
00:41:36.871 --> 00:41:38.372
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.
00:41:39.123 --> 00:41:41.250
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
00:41:41.417 --> 00:41:43.627
Come on. Come here. Come here.
00:41:43.794 --> 00:41:44.920
I don't want you to stress
00:41:45.004 --> 00:41:46.505
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.
00:41:47.464 --> 00:41:50.634
Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
00:41:50.801 --> 00:41:52.553
That's not a word.
00:41:54.305 --> 00:41:56.223
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?
00:41:56.390 --> 00:41:58.184
I know you got the brains for it.
00:41:59.226 --> 00:42:01.478
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:07.902
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
00:42:08.068 --> 00:42:10.279
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.
00:42:10.446 --> 00:42:11.989
Antwan out.
00:42:22.750 --> 00:42:24.210
Who is this guy?
00:42:32.468 --> 00:42:33.469
Wow!
00:42:33.636 --> 00:42:35.179
I took your advice.
00:42:37.097 --> 00:42:38.307
I levelled up.
00:42:39.225 --> 00:42:40.559
Impressive.
00:42:42.353 --> 00:42:44.355
Why are you doing all of this?
00:42:44.521 --> 00:42:48.442
You know, I guess I felt trapped.
00:42:49.526 --> 00:42:51.028
You know, in my life,
00:42:51.195 --> 00:42:53.239
I just felt so
00:42:53.697 --> 00:42:55.032
Stuck.
00:42:56.533 --> 00:42:59.745
Yeah. And then I saw you.
00:43:01.205 --> 00:43:02.998
Then I saw you.
00:43:03.958 --> 00:43:05.084
Who are you?
00:43:05.834 --> 00:43:07.002
I'm Guy.
00:43:07.169 --> 00:43:09.129
No, who are you really?
00:43:09.296 --> 00:43:10.297
Still Guy.
00:43:10.381 --> 00:43:14.426
All of this, levelling up so fast.
00:43:15.177 --> 00:43:17.513
Giving this whole world the finger.
00:43:17.680 --> 00:43:18.931
How are you pulling this off?
00:43:19.098 --> 00:43:22.059
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
00:43:22.142 --> 00:43:23.894
You work at Soonami, don't you?
00:43:23.978 --> 00:43:25.688
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
00:43:25.771 --> 00:43:27.523
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
00:43:27.690 --> 00:43:31.735
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
00:43:31.902 --> 00:43:33.237
Yes, I work at the bank.
00:43:33.404 --> 00:43:35.572
Where did you get that skin?
00:43:36.782 --> 00:43:38.575
It's always, sort of, been there.
00:43:38.742 --> 00:43:40.869
Why do people keep asking me
that question?
00:43:41.036 --> 00:43:42.788
I don't know, why do they?
00:43:46.083 --> 00:43:49.003
No, no. Not doing that. I--
00:43:50.129 --> 00:43:51.463
What's happening right now?
00:43:51.630 --> 00:43:53.424
I don't know, but I don't buy it.
00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:54.883
No.
00:43:55.050 --> 00:43:56.844
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
00:43:57.011 --> 00:43:58.304
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
00:43:58.846 --> 00:44:00.014
Great.
00:44:00.180 --> 00:44:01.515
We all have our secrets, I guess.
00:44:01.682 --> 00:44:03.267
Yes, we do.
00:44:05.936 --> 00:44:06.937
Hey.
00:44:08.522 --> 00:44:10.482
Do you like ice cream?
00:44:10.941 --> 00:44:13.235
I can't believe
I've never been here.
00:44:13.819 --> 00:44:15.237
Well, it's sort of a secret.
00:44:15.988 --> 00:44:19.325
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
00:44:19.491 --> 00:44:21.118
Yeah, it makes sense.
00:44:22.328 --> 00:44:24.163
No missions here.
00:44:25.122 --> 00:44:28.375
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
00:44:28.542 --> 00:44:29.918
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.
00:44:30.085 --> 00:44:32.296
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.
00:44:32.463 --> 00:44:34.423
It's bubble gum flavour.
00:44:34.590 --> 00:44:36.050
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
00:44:36.383 --> 00:44:37.593
Guy,
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:40.804
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:40.971 --> 00:44:42.556
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
00:44:42.723 --> 00:44:44.933
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:45.100 --> 00:44:46.101
No, I do.
00:44:46.185 --> 00:44:47.603
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:47.770 --> 00:44:48.937
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
00:44:49.104 --> 00:44:50.606
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
00:44:50.689 --> 00:44:51.690
Mmm.
00:44:52.066 --> 00:44:53.067
How good is that?
00:44:53.317 --> 00:44:54.318
You can taste it?
00:44:54.401 --> 00:44:57.905
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
00:44:58.405 --> 00:44:59.531
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
00:45:00.908 --> 00:45:02.826
Coffee used to be my favourite food,
00:45:02.993 --> 00:45:05.162
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
00:45:05.245 --> 00:45:07.289
What?
00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:12.878
Nothing. You're funny.
00:45:14.171 --> 00:45:15.589
- I am?
- Yeah.
00:45:15.756 --> 00:45:18.258
Weird funny.
00:45:18.342 --> 00:45:20.719
But that's kind of my speed.
00:45:20.886 --> 00:45:22.888
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.
00:45:23.055 --> 00:45:24.973
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
00:45:25.140 --> 00:45:26.517
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
00:45:26.683 --> 00:45:27.768
- Please.
- Okay.
00:45:28.644 --> 00:45:30.938
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair
00:45:31.021 --> 00:45:33.232
are trying to murder
a very small child.
00:45:33.315 --> 00:45:35.609
- The cripple says to the homosexual--
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
00:45:35.776 --> 00:45:37.861
Stop! Where did you hear that?
00:45:38.028 --> 00:45:40.531
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver
00:45:40.697 --> 00:45:43.742
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.
00:45:43.909 --> 00:45:45.744
Word of advice?
00:45:45.911 --> 00:45:48.956
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:50.124
Trolls?
00:45:50.207 --> 00:45:51.542
Is that a swing set?
00:46:17.109 --> 00:46:18.527
Holy--
00:46:26.243 --> 00:46:28.537
Okay, this is too weird.
00:46:28.704 --> 00:46:31.665
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?
00:46:31.832 --> 00:46:34.001
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
00:46:34.168 --> 00:46:35.544
I thought the same thing.
00:46:35.711 --> 00:46:38.630
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
00:46:40.132 --> 00:46:41.967
Growing up in my family, it was--
00:46:42.176 --> 00:46:44.428
You don't wanna hear this. No.
00:46:44.887 --> 00:46:47.014
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
00:46:47.097 --> 00:46:48.599
Oh.
00:46:48.932 --> 00:46:51.643
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
00:46:52.144 --> 00:46:55.814
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,
00:46:55.981 --> 00:46:57.941
it was just constant.
00:46:58.650 --> 00:47:01.945
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--
00:47:02.112 --> 00:47:03.238
You know that moment,
00:47:03.405 --> 00:47:07.242
that split second between
rising and falling,
00:47:07.409 --> 00:47:09.369
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
00:47:09.453 --> 00:47:10.454
In love.
00:47:10.537 --> 00:47:12.748
Free. What you said. Yeah.
00:47:15.709 --> 00:47:17.711
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
00:47:19.046 --> 00:47:20.339
You want to kiss me?
00:47:21.965 --> 00:47:23.842
I wanna kiss you so badly.
00:47:24.259 --> 00:47:25.469
You want to kiss me badly?
00:47:25.636 --> 00:47:27.012
- No!
- No?
00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:28.931
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
00:47:29.097 --> 00:47:30.641
I mean, I'm an idiot,
00:47:30.807 --> 00:47:32.267
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
00:47:32.434 --> 00:47:33.727
No, you're not. You're not.
00:47:33.894 --> 00:47:35.187
I mean, um,
00:47:36.271 --> 00:47:38.649
uh, if you know how to, go for it.
00:47:38.815 --> 00:47:39.983
I know how.
00:47:41.235 --> 00:47:42.236
Okay.
00:47:44.404 --> 00:47:45.906
Here goes.
00:48:08.136 --> 00:48:12.474
That was so much better than ice cream.
00:48:12.558 --> 00:48:13.934
Whoa!
00:48:14.017 --> 00:48:15.435
I think someone's at the door.
00:48:15.602 --> 00:48:16.603
I'll say.
00:48:16.770 --> 00:48:18.564
Well, this was great.
00:48:18.730 --> 00:48:19.856
Yeah, it was.
00:48:19.940 --> 00:48:21.733
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?
00:48:21.817 --> 00:48:23.610
Yes. Definitely.
00:48:23.777 --> 00:48:25.153
Maybe in the real world.
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:26.405
What?
00:48:26.863 --> 00:48:28.240
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:28.407 --> 00:48:29.783
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:32.953
Bye, Molotov.
00:48:33.120 --> 00:48:36.957
Hey, my real name is Millie.
00:48:38.208 --> 00:48:41.962
My real name continues to be Guy.
00:48:48.635 --> 00:48:51.972
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
00:48:52.055 --> 00:48:54.766
Millie! It's me, open up!
00:48:54.850 --> 00:48:56.810
- What?
- You were right.
00:48:57.352 --> 00:48:59.229
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
00:48:59.396 --> 00:49:01.815
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
00:49:01.982 --> 00:49:04.693
and, Millie, it works.
00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:06.361
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
00:49:06.528 --> 00:49:08.405
Just forget about that
for one second.
00:49:08.614 --> 00:49:10.782
I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
00:49:10.949 --> 00:49:13.744
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
00:49:13.910 --> 00:49:14.995
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
00:49:15.162 --> 00:49:16.788
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
00:49:16.955 --> 00:49:20.292
It's the reason why Free City is
so realistic and people love it so much.
00:49:20.459 --> 00:49:22.336
And of course it doesn't look the same.
00:49:22.502 --> 00:49:25.297
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
00:49:25.464 --> 00:49:28.258
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
00:49:28.425 --> 00:49:32.846
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.
00:49:33.013 --> 00:49:34.765
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further
00:49:34.848 --> 00:49:35.849
than we thought was even possible.
00:49:35.974 --> 00:49:38.352
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?
00:49:38.518 --> 00:49:41.938
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...
00:49:42.105 --> 00:49:43.106
Yeah?
00:49:43.273 --> 00:49:44.691
...is not a player.
00:49:45.108 --> 00:49:47.944
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
00:49:48.111 --> 00:49:50.280
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
00:49:50.364 --> 00:49:54.493
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
00:49:55.952 --> 00:49:57.704
- No! No.
- I know.
00:49:57.871 --> 00:49:59.247
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
00:49:59.414 --> 00:50:00.791
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.
00:50:00.957 --> 00:50:02.125
- One who has been--
- Your Guy?
00:50:02.292 --> 00:50:03.418
- Holy--
- This is a good thing.
00:50:03.585 --> 00:50:05.087
No, it's really bad.
00:50:05.253 --> 00:50:08.423
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
00:50:08.590 --> 00:50:09.925
We did it, Mills.
00:50:11.051 --> 00:50:14.971
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
00:50:15.138 --> 00:50:18.058
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?
00:50:18.975 --> 00:50:21.103
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
00:50:21.269 --> 00:50:23.271
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
00:50:23.438 --> 00:50:25.357
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.
00:50:25.816 --> 00:50:28.068
And the Bombshell character in the game
00:50:28.235 --> 00:50:30.946
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment
00:50:31.113 --> 00:50:32.823
of gender roles, the patriarchy.
00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:34.783
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.
00:50:34.950 --> 00:50:35.951
Millie, we have to celebrate!
00:50:36.076 --> 00:50:37.869
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
00:50:38.036 --> 00:50:40.539
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
00:50:42.040 --> 00:50:43.500
So, yeah.
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.422
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
00:50:48.588 --> 00:50:49.631
Guy.
00:50:50.757 --> 00:50:51.758
Guy?
00:50:51.842 --> 00:50:56.555
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever
00:50:56.722 --> 00:50:59.349
and of course he's not even real!
00:50:59.516 --> 00:51:00.851
Uh, there's not a button for that.
00:51:01.727 --> 00:51:03.186
Oh, he found the button.
00:51:03.353 --> 00:51:04.813
- Okay.
- Yeah.
00:51:04.896 --> 00:51:07.190
- I am-- I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?
00:51:07.357 --> 00:51:08.525
...and surprisingly curious.
00:51:09.192 --> 00:51:12.904
You let an artificially intelligent
00:51:12.988 --> 00:51:14.698
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
00:51:14.781 --> 00:51:16.324
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be--
00:51:16.491 --> 00:51:18.368
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
00:51:18.535 --> 00:51:21.496
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
00:51:21.663 --> 00:51:23.915
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
00:51:24.082 --> 00:51:27.544
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.
00:51:29.212 --> 00:51:30.839
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
00:51:31.006 --> 00:51:32.632
Wow, you just made that really creepy.
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:35.010
Millie, put all that aside.
00:51:35.093 --> 00:51:36.386
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,
00:51:36.470 --> 00:51:39.055
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
00:51:39.222 --> 00:51:40.223
What?
00:51:40.307 --> 00:51:41.767
Oh, my God, if they see this--
00:51:42.225 --> 00:51:43.518
- What? What is it?
- Oh!
00:51:43.643 --> 00:51:45.020
Antwan. What else?
00:51:45.562 --> 00:51:47.981
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
00:51:48.148 --> 00:51:50.233
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:51.735
I think he's lying about Free City 1.
00:51:51.818 --> 00:51:52.861
What are you talking about?
00:51:52.944 --> 00:51:56.865
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
00:51:56.948 --> 00:51:59.075
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
00:51:59.242 --> 00:52:00.660
Free City 2 is not an update...
00:52:00.827 --> 00:52:02.120
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
00:52:02.287 --> 00:52:03.914
So when Free City 2 launches
on Monday--
00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:07.375
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.
00:52:07.542 --> 00:52:08.794
He can't do that.
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:12.130
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
00:52:15.759 --> 00:52:16.927
We're screwed.
00:52:17.636 --> 00:52:19.221
Maybe not.
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.848
If we can find our original build
in the game,
00:52:22.015 --> 00:52:24.684
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.
00:52:24.851 --> 00:52:27.020
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
00:52:27.187 --> 00:52:28.438
We have 48 hours.
00:52:28.605 --> 00:52:30.023
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
00:52:30.190 --> 00:52:31.316
I know you have.
00:52:31.483 --> 00:52:33.860
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
00:52:34.027 --> 00:52:35.529
maybe he can help?
00:52:35.695 --> 00:52:37.447
That would mean I'd have to tell him.
00:52:38.114 --> 00:52:40.992
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
00:52:42.369 --> 00:52:43.620
His whole world's about to end.
00:52:44.371 --> 00:52:46.498
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
00:52:48.792 --> 00:52:50.752
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
00:52:50.919 --> 00:52:52.921
- You got it.
- Guy?
00:52:53.088 --> 00:52:54.339
Hey! Hi!
00:52:54.506 --> 00:52:55.799
Guy, we need to talk.
00:52:56.174 --> 00:52:58.552
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
00:52:58.718 --> 00:52:59.719
British.
00:52:59.803 --> 00:53:01.763
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.
00:53:02.556 --> 00:53:04.015
I turned off the accent filter.
00:53:05.475 --> 00:53:06.560
This is me.
00:53:07.018 --> 00:53:08.019
Good.
00:53:08.103 --> 00:53:10.230
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.
00:53:10.397 --> 00:53:11.481
Are you married?
00:53:11.565 --> 00:53:12.566
No.
00:53:12.649 --> 00:53:15.068
Oh, God.
00:53:16.111 --> 00:53:18.071
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.
00:53:18.238 --> 00:53:19.865
Maybe not the worst thing.
00:53:20.282 --> 00:53:21.449
Huh.
00:53:21.533 --> 00:53:23.159
I have to show you something.
00:53:24.369 --> 00:53:25.370
Okay.
00:53:30.792 --> 00:53:31.793
Wow!
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:33.920
I always wondered what was in here.
00:53:34.087 --> 00:53:36.298
Tune in to the Kill Cam
00:53:36.381 --> 00:53:37.841
for more of today's highlights
00:53:38.008 --> 00:53:41.636
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
00:53:42.262 --> 00:53:43.555
Has anyone seen my cat?
00:53:43.722 --> 00:53:47.309
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
00:53:48.518 --> 00:53:51.396
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.
00:53:52.272 --> 00:53:54.399
I don't get it. What is this place?
00:53:54.566 --> 00:53:58.945
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.
00:53:59.112 --> 00:54:01.364
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.
00:54:01.531 --> 00:54:03.283
- You taught me how to play it.
- Boop-boop.
00:54:03.450 --> 00:54:04.743
Yes, you're right, I did.
00:54:04.910 --> 00:54:07.954
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
00:54:08.830 --> 00:54:11.458
It's a video game. And that's all it is.
00:54:12.167 --> 00:54:15.003
So the entire world is a game?
00:54:15.170 --> 00:54:16.171
Yes.
00:54:16.338 --> 00:54:18.173
And we're all just players in the game?
00:54:18.340 --> 00:54:20.425
Not exactly.
00:54:21.593 --> 00:54:22.886
I'm a player.
00:54:23.053 --> 00:54:26.264
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
00:54:26.848 --> 00:54:28.391
But you only exist here.
00:54:28.558 --> 00:54:31.144
It's why you can never leave Free City.
00:54:31.311 --> 00:54:33.063
You're what we call an NPC.
00:54:33.229 --> 00:54:34.397
NPC.
00:54:34.564 --> 00:54:37.567
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
00:54:37.651 --> 00:54:38.860
they called me that. What is an NPC?
00:54:39.027 --> 00:54:40.028
- Let's take...
- Just watch.
00:54:40.111 --> 00:54:41.112
...another look at that leaderboard.
00:54:41.196 --> 00:54:42.948
Everybody get down on the ground!
00:54:43.073 --> 00:54:44.658
Nobody try to be a hero.
00:54:44.741 --> 00:54:45.992
This will all be over soon.
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:47.327
I don't understand.
00:54:47.494 --> 00:54:49.913
You're a non-player character.
00:54:49.996 --> 00:54:52.374
- Non...
- A background person.
00:54:52.540 --> 00:54:55.710
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.
00:54:55.877 --> 00:54:58.088
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
00:54:58.171 --> 00:54:59.297
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.
00:54:59.381 --> 00:55:01.424
I just wanna fully understand, here.
00:55:01.591 --> 00:55:03.593
So, I'm fake?
00:55:04.302 --> 00:55:07.472
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:10.976
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
00:55:11.893 --> 00:55:15.063
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
00:55:15.397 --> 00:55:18.316
You only think that
because it's in your programming.
00:55:24.823 --> 00:55:26.825
Guy, I need you to listen to me.
00:55:26.992 --> 00:55:29.661
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.
00:55:29.828 --> 00:55:32.330
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,
00:55:32.497 --> 00:55:34.833
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:36.418
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
00:55:36.584 --> 00:55:39.337
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.
00:55:39.504 --> 00:55:41.214
And then I saw you.
00:55:41.798 --> 00:55:44.718
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
00:55:45.885 --> 00:55:48.138
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
00:55:48.304 --> 00:55:50.056
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
00:55:50.223 --> 00:55:52.350
Because we're not the same.
00:55:53.393 --> 00:55:54.728
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
00:55:54.894 --> 00:55:56.855
We're not the same.
00:55:57.022 --> 00:55:58.440
You're real.
00:55:59.357 --> 00:56:00.984
And I'm what? I'm what?
00:56:04.863 --> 00:56:06.031
You're not.
00:56:09.325 --> 00:56:10.410
You're not.
00:56:11.494 --> 00:56:14.497
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,
00:56:14.956 --> 00:56:16.791
I felt pretty alive.
00:57:18.770 --> 00:57:21.815
It's all a lie!
00:57:27.403 --> 00:57:29.364
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
00:57:29.531 --> 00:57:31.950
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
00:57:32.117 --> 00:57:34.119
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
00:57:34.285 --> 00:57:35.286
Until it crushes your soul.
00:57:35.453 --> 00:57:38.832
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
00:57:38.998 --> 00:57:40.875
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
00:57:41.042 --> 00:57:44.963
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
00:57:45.130 --> 00:57:47.423
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
00:57:47.590 --> 00:57:50.718
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
00:57:50.885 --> 00:57:53.012
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
00:57:53.680 --> 00:57:54.681
No thumbs!
00:57:55.473 --> 00:57:58.476
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
00:57:59.144 --> 00:58:03.439
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
00:58:03.606 --> 00:58:06.442
That building, that's fake!
This street...
00:58:06.526 --> 00:58:07.819
...it's fake!
00:58:07.986 --> 00:58:09.070
That car--
00:58:15.577 --> 00:58:16.744
Officer Johnny!
00:58:16.911 --> 00:58:18.079
Have a good one, Guy.
00:58:26.546 --> 00:58:28.006
Oh, hey, uh--
00:58:29.591 --> 00:58:30.675
Come in.
00:58:40.810 --> 00:58:42.061
Here you go.
00:58:42.228 --> 00:58:43.229
Thank you.
00:58:44.355 --> 00:58:45.356
Buddy,
00:58:45.523 --> 00:58:50.904
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?
00:58:52.363 --> 00:58:53.489
What do you mean?
00:58:54.115 --> 00:58:55.116
Pretend with me.
00:58:55.283 --> 00:58:56.868
Okay, so,
00:58:57.035 --> 00:58:58.703
can I pretend I'm a ghost?
00:59:00.205 --> 00:59:01.206
Sure.
00:59:01.372 --> 00:59:04.667
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
00:59:04.834 --> 00:59:05.960
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
00:59:06.085 --> 00:59:07.086
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
00:59:07.170 --> 00:59:09.088
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
00:59:09.255 --> 00:59:11.007
Let's move on from the concept, okay?
00:59:11.674 --> 00:59:13.635
Got it.
00:59:13.718 --> 00:59:16.721
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
00:59:16.888 --> 00:59:18.264
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
00:59:18.431 --> 00:59:22.936
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
00:59:24.103 --> 00:59:27.148
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
00:59:27.815 --> 00:59:29.692
I'm sorry. "So what?"
00:59:29.859 --> 00:59:30.860
Yeah. So what?
00:59:30.944 --> 00:59:32.820
But if you're not real,
00:59:32.904 --> 00:59:35.490
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
00:59:35.657 --> 00:59:38.534
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
00:59:38.701 --> 00:59:42.080
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.
00:59:42.622 --> 00:59:47.043
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.
00:59:48.461 --> 00:59:52.715
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.
00:59:53.716 --> 00:59:56.678
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
00:59:57.679 --> 01:00:02.392
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
01:00:05.144 --> 01:00:07.188
Do you know the other security guards?
01:00:07.605 --> 01:00:09.023
I know 'em all. Why?
01:00:09.857 --> 01:00:11.401
Hey, Buddy...
01:00:11.567 --> 01:00:13.569
let's not have a good day,
01:00:14.821 --> 01:00:16.239
let's have a great day.
01:00:17.949 --> 01:00:19.033
Guy, what are we doin' here?
01:00:19.200 --> 01:00:21.661
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.
01:00:21.828 --> 01:00:23.162
Does this look intimidating?
01:00:23.746 --> 01:00:25.748
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
01:00:33.589 --> 01:00:35.341
You have something I want.
01:00:35.883 --> 01:00:37.593
And you're gonna hand it over.
01:00:39.887 --> 01:00:41.014
How'd you get in here?
01:00:41.431 --> 01:00:43.433
Easy. I know your security guard.
01:00:44.058 --> 01:00:45.059
Jimmy?
01:00:45.226 --> 01:00:46.394
His name is Luigi.
01:00:46.561 --> 01:00:48.146
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,
01:00:48.313 --> 01:00:49.939
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
01:00:50.106 --> 01:00:53.401
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.
01:00:53.901 --> 01:00:55.611
Wait a minute, are you--
01:00:56.571 --> 01:00:57.697
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
01:00:57.864 --> 01:00:58.906
Yeah, maybe.
01:00:59.073 --> 01:01:01.951
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
01:01:02.160 --> 01:01:03.202
- Yeah.
- I love you.
01:01:03.369 --> 01:01:04.662
- You do?
- I mean,
01:01:04.829 --> 01:01:06.164
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
01:01:06.331 --> 01:01:07.373
You can have anything you want.
01:01:07.540 --> 01:01:08.541
Wait, hold on one second.
01:01:08.708 --> 01:01:10.626
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
01:01:10.793 --> 01:01:11.794
I'm here with Guy.
01:01:11.878 --> 01:01:14.380
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.
01:01:14.630 --> 01:01:15.631
Can I get a little--
01:01:15.798 --> 01:01:18.926
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
01:01:19.093 --> 01:01:20.595
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...
01:01:20.762 --> 01:01:22.347
Guy's looking for a clip
01:01:22.513 --> 01:01:25.058
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
01:01:26.976 --> 01:01:28.394
Who are you talking to?
01:01:29.937 --> 01:01:31.314
I'm sorry.
01:01:31.481 --> 01:01:34.567
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:35.651
Right?
01:01:35.735 --> 01:01:38.237
You're good. Oh, anyway--
01:01:38.404 --> 01:01:41.657
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.
01:01:41.824 --> 01:01:42.825
Her name's Millie.
01:01:42.950 --> 01:01:45.161
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- Millie.
01:01:45.328 --> 01:01:46.496
I think it's going really well.
01:01:46.662 --> 01:01:49.957
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.
01:01:50.124 --> 01:01:51.167
Totally. Right?
01:01:51.876 --> 01:01:54.712
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
01:01:54.879 --> 01:01:56.089
And I never found it again.
01:01:56.255 --> 01:01:58.049
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.
01:01:58.216 --> 01:01:59.717
But it's all here, check it out.
01:01:59.884 --> 01:02:01.761
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.
01:02:02.553 --> 01:02:04.764
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
01:02:04.931 --> 01:02:08.142
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?
01:02:08.309 --> 01:02:09.602
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
01:02:09.685 --> 01:02:10.686
Just say my catchphrase.
01:02:10.770 --> 01:02:12.063
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich
01:02:12.146 --> 01:02:13.147
all over themselves if you say it.
01:02:13.231 --> 01:02:14.857
I love banana cream sandwiches.
01:02:15.024 --> 01:02:16.025
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
01:02:16.150 --> 01:02:17.151
Yeah, this one.
01:02:17.276 --> 01:02:19.404
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"
01:02:19.570 --> 01:02:21.697
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
01:02:21.864 --> 01:02:22.865
You know what time it is?
01:02:23.032 --> 01:02:24.033
You know what time it is?
01:02:24.117 --> 01:02:25.326
You know what time it is?
01:02:25.493 --> 01:02:26.702
You know what time it is?
01:02:26.869 --> 01:02:28.204
You know what time it is?
01:02:28.579 --> 01:02:30.331
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
01:02:30.706 --> 01:02:31.707
It's crime o'cl--
01:02:31.874 --> 01:02:33.126
No, I can't say that. It's not--
01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:35.253
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
01:02:35.420 --> 01:02:37.255
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
01:02:37.422 --> 01:02:39.298
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
01:02:39.465 --> 01:02:40.758
Mum! Are you serious with the
01:02:40.925 --> 01:02:42.135
vacuum right now?
01:02:42.301 --> 01:02:44.429
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my
01:02:44.595 --> 01:02:45.888
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
01:02:46.055 --> 01:02:47.223
- God!
- You're 22,
01:02:47.348 --> 01:02:48.933
living in my house, there is no God!
01:02:49.016 --> 01:02:50.017
Sorry, Guy.
01:02:50.184 --> 01:02:53.229
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
01:02:53.396 --> 01:02:54.981
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
01:02:55.148 --> 01:02:56.858
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
01:02:57.024 --> 01:02:59.318
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
01:02:59.485 --> 01:03:01.654
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
01:03:01.821 --> 01:03:03.823
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
01:03:03.990 --> 01:03:05.366
What? What'd you say?
01:03:08.161 --> 01:03:09.162
That's deep.
01:03:09.245 --> 01:03:10.329
No, it's not.
01:03:10.496 --> 01:03:11.497
That's like I can taste you, deep.
01:03:11.664 --> 01:03:15.460
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
01:03:15.543 --> 01:03:16.544
I know what you want.
01:03:16.669 --> 01:03:17.753
I don't want that.
01:03:17.837 --> 01:03:18.838
Yeah, you do.
01:03:18.963 --> 01:03:20.089
That's touching.
01:03:20.256 --> 01:03:21.382
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
01:03:22.008 --> 01:03:23.009
I know what you want.
01:03:23.176 --> 01:03:24.385
Yes, I do.
01:03:24.886 --> 01:03:27.305
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
01:03:27.472 --> 01:03:29.056
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
01:03:29.265 --> 01:03:31.058
The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
01:03:31.225 --> 01:03:32.477
What about a little Thanos Glove...
01:03:32.643 --> 01:03:36.230
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
01:03:36.397 --> 01:03:38.149
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
01:03:38.316 --> 01:03:39.484
A little Sunday Drive.
01:03:39.650 --> 01:03:41.194
You have a beautiful home.
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:44.697
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.
01:03:44.864 --> 01:03:47.241
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
01:03:47.408 --> 01:03:49.368
Mum! Do not touch that sock!
01:03:49.535 --> 01:03:51.162
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock
01:03:51.329 --> 01:03:53.331
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
01:03:53.498 --> 01:03:56.709
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
01:04:01.756 --> 01:04:03.049
Millie, please.
01:04:03.758 --> 01:04:05.927
Please wake up from your standing coma.
01:04:06.093 --> 01:04:08.554
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
01:04:08.638 --> 01:04:10.640
and you can come and go, but, to me,
01:04:10.806 --> 01:04:13.184
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
01:04:13.351 --> 01:04:15.394
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that
01:04:15.561 --> 01:04:17.939
but you gotta wake up, please.
01:04:18.105 --> 01:04:19.732
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
01:04:19.899 --> 01:04:21.567
Guy?
01:04:22.818 --> 01:04:24.779
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
01:04:24.862 --> 01:04:25.988
I know, I know.
01:04:26.155 --> 01:04:27.156
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:04:27.281 --> 01:04:30.243
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
01:04:30.409 --> 01:04:32.161
We're done with that.
01:04:33.955 --> 01:04:34.956
I got you a present.
01:04:36.290 --> 01:04:37.500
I didn't have time to wrap it.
01:04:38.626 --> 01:04:39.710
What?
01:04:47.593 --> 01:04:51.097
They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.
01:04:51.264 --> 01:04:55.893
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
01:04:56.060 --> 01:04:59.397
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:00.982
when I was bored, you know?
01:05:01.148 --> 01:05:04.485
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
01:05:04.652 --> 01:05:07.363
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
01:05:07.530 --> 01:05:09.490
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
01:05:09.574 --> 01:05:11.242
about NPCs and how I play the game.
01:05:11.409 --> 01:05:13.911
The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,
01:05:13.995 --> 01:05:15.538
for a player to be a good guy.
01:05:15.621 --> 01:05:16.872
He's also a really cute guy.
01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:19.709
And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing.
01:05:19.875 --> 01:05:21.752
And, honestly, it's got me realising,
01:05:21.919 --> 01:05:24.422
maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.
01:05:24.589 --> 01:05:26.465
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
01:05:26.632 --> 01:05:28.342
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
01:05:28.509 --> 01:05:30.886
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
01:05:31.053 --> 01:05:32.930
Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
01:05:33.097 --> 01:05:34.432
Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:37.602
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
01:05:37.768 --> 01:05:39.020
We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
01:05:39.186 --> 01:05:40.521
Maybe we just stop the killing.
01:05:40.605 --> 01:05:42.898
He's dead! You hear me?
01:05:43.065 --> 01:05:44.609
The guy, put him up here.
01:05:44.817 --> 01:05:47.069
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
01:05:47.236 --> 01:05:50.781
Make me see him. There he is.
01:05:50.948 --> 01:05:53.492
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
01:05:53.659 --> 01:05:54.910
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
01:05:55.077 --> 01:05:56.871
Don't say words to me!
01:05:57.038 --> 01:05:59.957
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.
01:06:00.124 --> 01:06:01.125
You know what they're not doing, guys?
01:06:01.292 --> 01:06:02.585
Buying Free City 2.
01:06:02.752 --> 01:06:04.629
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
01:06:04.795 --> 01:06:06.589
60. That's bad.
01:06:06.756 --> 01:06:09.133
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
01:06:10.009 --> 01:06:11.010
Yeah, he's gone viral.
01:06:11.135 --> 01:06:14.847
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
01:06:15.640 --> 01:06:17.892
Inoperable!
01:06:18.309 --> 01:06:19.602
You know,
this whole good guy routine,
01:06:19.769 --> 01:06:22.563
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
01:06:22.730 --> 01:06:25.066
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
01:06:25.232 --> 01:06:26.233
You can't.
01:06:27.026 --> 01:06:28.027
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
01:06:28.194 --> 01:06:29.195
You can't.
01:06:29.445 --> 01:06:30.446
Why not?
01:06:30.529 --> 01:06:33.324
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
01:06:33.491 --> 01:06:35.242
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit
01:06:35.326 --> 01:06:37.370
about a self-aware NPC is real?
01:06:37.536 --> 01:06:40.581
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.
01:06:41.791 --> 01:06:43.542
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
01:06:46.295 --> 01:06:48.255
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:06:48.422 --> 01:06:50.549
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
01:06:52.301 --> 01:06:53.636
And kip-up!
01:06:57.306 --> 01:06:58.724
So we can't kick him out of the game.
01:06:58.891 --> 01:07:01.686
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
01:07:01.852 --> 01:07:02.978
Hit me. Ideas.
01:07:03.688 --> 01:07:05.022
You could just reboot the server.
01:07:05.272 --> 01:07:06.273
Keep talking.
01:07:06.357 --> 01:07:07.692
If we reboot the server
01:07:07.858 --> 01:07:10.611
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
01:07:11.112 --> 01:07:13.155
- Solution.
- Antwan.
01:07:13.322 --> 01:07:14.740
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating
01:07:14.907 --> 01:07:16.575
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
01:07:16.659 --> 01:07:17.702
life-form right now, okay?
01:07:17.868 --> 01:07:19.328
Honey, honey. Shush.
01:07:20.287 --> 01:07:21.497
He's losing me money.
01:07:21.664 --> 01:07:25.084
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
01:07:25.251 --> 01:07:26.752
Terminate him. Reboot.
01:07:26.919 --> 01:07:28.504
- On it.
- You can't do that.
01:07:28.671 --> 01:07:29.672
Reboot!
01:07:39.598 --> 01:07:42.435
Order up and drown your bloodlust
01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:45.062
with a tall glass of murderjuice.
01:07:45.229 --> 01:07:47.022
Here's this week's highlights.
01:07:47.356 --> 01:07:49.400
He's very expressive with his body.
01:07:49.483 --> 01:07:50.484
Clearly.
01:07:50.568 --> 01:07:51.777
What is that?
01:07:51.861 --> 01:07:53.237
It's a whole new world over there.
01:07:53.404 --> 01:07:54.613
Some kinda paradise and shit.
01:07:54.905 --> 01:07:56.365
Oh, my God, that's it.
01:07:56.532 --> 01:08:00.870
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
01:08:01.036 --> 01:08:03.038
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
01:08:03.205 --> 01:08:04.540
I've seen this place.
01:08:04.707 --> 01:08:06.000
What?
01:08:11.714 --> 01:08:12.715
Yeah.
01:08:12.798 --> 01:08:14.967
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
01:08:19.388 --> 01:08:21.265
Millie? Millie?
01:09:06.477 --> 01:09:08.562
We're dark. Free City is offline.
01:09:16.278 --> 01:09:18.322
What is happening?
01:09:23.160 --> 01:09:24.578
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:27.039
No, no, no.
01:09:45.808 --> 01:09:47.059
It's okay. Come on.
01:09:52.731 --> 01:09:54.233
Come on.
01:09:54.775 --> 01:09:56.819
Come on, come on, come on.
01:10:02.658 --> 01:10:03.951
Good morning, Goldie.
01:10:08.747 --> 01:10:11.250
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
01:10:11.417 --> 01:10:12.960
mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
01:10:13.127 --> 01:10:15.004
could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents
01:10:15.170 --> 01:10:17.131
by early Tuesday night.
01:10:17.298 --> 01:10:19.884
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
01:10:20.050 --> 01:10:21.677
Nobody knows.
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.345
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:10:23.512 --> 01:10:24.638
Guy, can we talk?
01:10:24.805 --> 01:10:25.890
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
01:10:25.973 --> 01:10:26.974
I don't know. Keep walking.
01:10:27.057 --> 01:10:28.392
Come on, Guy! You know me.
01:10:28.559 --> 01:10:29.560
You know this.
01:10:30.603 --> 01:10:32.313
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:33.480
I need to know where.
01:10:34.398 --> 01:10:36.066
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
01:10:36.233 --> 01:10:38.986
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
01:10:39.778 --> 01:10:42.990
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
01:10:43.157 --> 01:10:44.366
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
01:10:44.533 --> 01:10:46.619
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
01:10:46.785 --> 01:10:47.786
- Have you been?
- Yes.
01:10:47.953 --> 01:10:49.288
We had bubble gum ice cream.
01:10:49.455 --> 01:10:52.166
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
01:10:52.333 --> 01:10:53.751
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
01:10:53.918 --> 01:10:55.878
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?
01:10:57.129 --> 01:10:59.465
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
01:11:03.677 --> 01:11:06.388
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.
01:11:07.389 --> 01:11:09.850
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:11:23.864 --> 01:11:24.907
Hello?
01:11:25.074 --> 01:11:26.075
I might've found something.
01:11:26.158 --> 01:11:29.411
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,
01:11:29.578 --> 01:11:31.622
even now, after the wipe.
01:11:31.705 --> 01:11:32.706
What's the point?
01:11:32.790 --> 01:11:35.501
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.
01:11:35.668 --> 01:11:37.336
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
01:11:37.503 --> 01:11:40.089
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
01:11:40.255 --> 01:11:43.133
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his AI coding.
01:11:43.300 --> 01:11:45.469
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.
01:11:45.636 --> 01:11:48.013
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
01:11:48.180 --> 01:11:50.182
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
01:11:50.349 --> 01:11:52.518
Just look at the trace log I sent you.
01:11:52.685 --> 01:11:54.269
It'll explain everything.
01:12:08.075 --> 01:12:09.451
Now, from the beginning...
01:12:09.618 --> 01:12:12.413
Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,
01:12:12.496 --> 01:12:14.206
thanks to our code.
01:12:14.540 --> 01:12:15.749
But he's still stuck in Free City.
01:12:15.833 --> 01:12:18.210
He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.
01:12:18.293 --> 01:12:22.006
And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
01:12:22.172 --> 01:12:23.966
And then I remembered.
01:12:24.133 --> 01:12:27.761
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
01:12:27.928 --> 01:12:31.932
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
01:12:32.099 --> 01:12:34.351
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.
01:12:34.518 --> 01:12:38.522
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
01:12:38.689 --> 01:12:40.232
So I had to base this girl
off of someone,
01:12:40.399 --> 01:12:44.028
and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?
01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:45.195
You.
01:12:45.362 --> 01:12:46.864
But then, one day,
01:12:47.031 --> 01:12:49.491
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you
01:12:49.658 --> 01:12:51.076
he can never be the same.
01:12:51.243 --> 01:12:54.997
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive
01:12:55.164 --> 01:12:57.791
until, eventually, he is alive.
01:12:59.084 --> 01:13:01.211
You changed him, Millie.
01:13:01.378 --> 01:13:05.674
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
01:13:05.841 --> 01:13:08.052
You brought him to life, Millie.
01:13:09.178 --> 01:13:11.221
You brought him to life.
01:13:11.388 --> 01:13:13.724
And he was alive because
he met the one pers--
01:13:15.434 --> 01:13:16.643
Don't have a good day...
01:13:17.686 --> 01:13:18.812
have a great day.
01:13:18.979 --> 01:13:20.105
Thank you.
01:13:20.564 --> 01:13:21.648
Take care.
01:13:22.232 --> 01:13:23.233
Everybody down on the ground!
01:13:23.817 --> 01:13:26.111
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
01:13:26.278 --> 01:13:27.279
Okay.
01:13:27.404 --> 01:13:28.947
Everybody except you.
01:13:32.576 --> 01:13:34.203
Door, door, door. I got it.
01:13:34.369 --> 01:13:35.621
Please, I have a goldfish.
01:13:35.788 --> 01:13:36.914
Look, I don't have long.
01:13:37.081 --> 01:13:39.208
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
01:13:39.374 --> 01:13:41.168
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
01:13:41.251 --> 01:13:42.252
There is something
inside you, Guy.
01:13:42.336 --> 01:13:43.337
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:44.421
They stuck you
in that bank and
01:13:44.505 --> 01:13:45.547
expected you
to just follow the rules...
01:13:45.631 --> 01:13:47.382
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.
01:13:47.549 --> 01:13:49.635
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.
01:13:49.802 --> 01:13:51.470
No, and I need you to remember it.
01:13:51.637 --> 01:13:53.639
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
01:13:53.722 --> 01:13:54.723
Put these on.
01:13:54.807 --> 01:13:56.350
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
01:13:56.517 --> 01:13:58.602
True. The choice is totally yours.
01:13:58.769 --> 01:14:00.479
Okay. Okay. Fine.
01:14:05.234 --> 01:14:07.277
What is that?
01:14:07.444 --> 01:14:09.154
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
01:14:09.238 --> 01:14:10.239
Listen carefully.
01:14:10.364 --> 01:14:13.200
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
01:14:13.283 --> 01:14:15.494
it's all gonna disappear for good.
01:14:15.661 --> 01:14:17.121
Can you please just let me go?
01:14:17.287 --> 01:14:18.705
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.
01:14:18.872 --> 01:14:20.165
I mean, I've seen the general area,
01:14:20.249 --> 01:14:21.834
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.377
Not really good with words in general.
01:14:24.545 --> 01:14:26.088
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
01:15:04.126 --> 01:15:05.252
I remember.
01:15:06.336 --> 01:15:07.713
Welcome back.
01:15:08.338 --> 01:15:11.300
No. I remember everything.
01:15:12.092 --> 01:15:13.093
Come with me.
01:15:13.969 --> 01:15:17.014
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
01:15:20.392 --> 01:15:21.894
Do you see that?
01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:23.520
Right there.
01:15:24.146 --> 01:15:25.564
Oh, my God.
01:15:27.024 --> 01:15:28.483
Oh, my God!
01:15:28.775 --> 01:15:32.196
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
01:15:32.362 --> 01:15:34.531
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
01:15:35.616 --> 01:15:37.326
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
01:15:38.452 --> 01:15:40.120
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
01:15:40.287 --> 01:15:42.998
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.
01:15:43.165 --> 01:15:44.208
We need help.
01:15:45.459 --> 01:15:47.502
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
01:15:47.586 --> 01:15:49.588
in the one place no one can even get to.
01:15:49.755 --> 01:15:50.756
I can't even believe
01:15:50.839 --> 01:15:51.840
he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
01:15:51.924 --> 01:15:53.425
Keys, I need you to focus.
01:15:53.592 --> 01:15:57.095
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.
01:15:57.262 --> 01:15:59.348
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.
01:15:59.514 --> 01:16:02.100
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
01:16:02.184 --> 01:16:03.185
We're gonna need a bridge.
01:16:03.477 --> 01:16:05.520
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
01:16:05.687 --> 01:16:06.897
And, Millie,
01:16:07.397 --> 01:16:08.649
be careful.
01:16:08.815 --> 01:16:10.734
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
01:16:10.901 --> 01:16:13.445
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
01:16:13.612 --> 01:16:14.613
You're right.
01:16:14.780 --> 01:16:18.033
Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,
01:16:18.200 --> 01:16:19.493
w-- I have an idea.
01:16:19.660 --> 01:16:21.411
What if he has nothing to throw?
01:16:23.288 --> 01:16:26.124
Everyone! Gather round!
01:16:27.542 --> 01:16:28.961
Thank you for coming.
01:16:29.795 --> 01:16:31.004
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
01:16:31.171 --> 01:16:32.673
NPCs: Hi, Guy.
01:16:33.340 --> 01:16:34.341
Hi.
01:16:35.217 --> 01:16:37.970
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
01:16:38.887 --> 01:16:40.264
Really hard to understand.
01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:45.227
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
01:16:46.561 --> 01:16:48.313
Aren't you sick of being shot at?
01:16:48.397 --> 01:16:49.398
Enough.
01:16:49.481 --> 01:16:51.108
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
01:16:51.191 --> 01:16:52.484
- Run over?
- We done with that.
01:16:52.651 --> 01:16:54.736
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
01:16:54.903 --> 01:16:56.280
We are tired of being stabbed!
01:16:56.446 --> 01:16:57.614
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
01:16:57.781 --> 01:16:59.408
What are you trying to say, Guy?
01:16:59.574 --> 01:17:02.536
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
01:17:02.703 --> 01:17:03.745
Things can be different.
01:17:03.912 --> 01:17:04.955
Different how?
01:17:05.539 --> 01:17:07.541
For starters,
you can put your arms down.
01:17:07.624 --> 01:17:08.625
Yeah.
01:17:10.669 --> 01:17:13.380
There you go. You got it. Yeah.
01:17:13.547 --> 01:17:15.048
Keep pushing. There you go.
01:17:15.340 --> 01:17:17.092
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.
01:17:17.259 --> 01:17:18.635
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.
01:17:18.802 --> 01:17:19.886
That feels unnatural.
01:17:20.053 --> 01:17:22.222
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?
01:17:22.639 --> 01:17:24.725
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
01:17:24.891 --> 01:17:29.604
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
01:17:29.771 --> 01:17:30.814
- What?
- What?
01:17:31.398 --> 01:17:32.566
There's always a guy with a gun.
01:17:32.733 --> 01:17:34.276
So many guys with guns.
01:17:34.860 --> 01:17:38.113
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
01:17:39.489 --> 01:17:41.199
What if we can change it?
01:17:41.366 --> 01:17:46.246
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?
01:17:46.413 --> 01:17:47.831
Hardly ever, Guy.
01:17:47.956 --> 01:17:49.791
What about corpses, Millie?
01:17:49.958 --> 01:17:50.959
- What?
- You see a lot of those?
01:17:51.126 --> 01:17:52.461
How many an hour?
01:17:52.627 --> 01:17:54.046
None per hour, Guy.
01:17:54.212 --> 01:17:55.547
What about gun violence?
01:17:56.048 --> 01:17:57.758
See a lot of gun violence in your world?
01:17:57.924 --> 01:18:01.094
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.
01:18:03.013 --> 01:18:04.014
I didn't see that coming.
01:18:04.181 --> 01:18:05.432
It's true. It really sucks.
01:18:06.641 --> 01:18:10.854
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.
01:18:11.772 --> 01:18:13.398
We can be whatever we want.
01:18:13.565 --> 01:18:15.067
We can't all be you, Guy.
01:18:15.275 --> 01:18:16.526
That's not true.
01:18:17.903 --> 01:18:21.031
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
01:18:21.114 --> 01:18:22.115
NPCs: What?
01:18:22.199 --> 01:18:25.160
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.
01:18:25.327 --> 01:18:28.455
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
01:18:28.622 --> 01:18:29.623
A cappuccino.
01:18:29.706 --> 01:18:31.375
...a goddamn difference in the world.
01:18:31.541 --> 01:18:32.709
Much, much better.
01:18:32.876 --> 01:18:33.877
And a green tea boba.
01:18:34.002 --> 01:18:35.587
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
01:18:35.754 --> 01:18:37.172
You go, girl.
01:18:37.339 --> 01:18:38.423
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
01:18:38.590 --> 01:18:40.217
If I could just make it out
past that water,
01:18:40.384 --> 01:18:42.386
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
01:18:42.552 --> 01:18:44.554
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
01:18:44.721 --> 01:18:47.015
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
01:18:47.182 --> 01:18:48.934
We have to fight together.
01:18:49.101 --> 01:18:50.394
NPCs: Yeah!
01:18:51.269 --> 01:18:53.563
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
01:18:53.730 --> 01:18:55.232
But that shit ends today.
01:18:55.357 --> 01:18:56.358
Yeah!
01:18:56.900 --> 01:18:58.610
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
01:18:58.693 --> 01:18:59.694
But I love it!
01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:02.614
I love it!
01:19:03.824 --> 01:19:04.825
I love it!
01:19:04.991 --> 01:19:06.910
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
01:19:07.077 --> 01:19:09.955
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
01:19:16.169 --> 01:19:17.879
Everybody get down on the ground!
01:19:22.968 --> 01:19:24.010
Hello?
01:19:25.595 --> 01:19:27.514
Where the hell is everybody?
01:19:28.348 --> 01:19:30.016
Hello?
01:19:40.485 --> 01:19:42.362
Where are all the NPCs?
01:19:51.163 --> 01:19:53.832
Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
01:19:53.999 --> 01:19:55.417
I've never seen anything like this.
01:19:55.584 --> 01:19:56.918
Up until recently,
01:19:57.002 --> 01:19:59.796
I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.
01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:02.841
And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory
01:20:03.008 --> 01:20:06.636
but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
01:20:06.803 --> 01:20:09.514
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
01:20:09.681 --> 01:20:13.143
Actual AI. You know, alive.
01:20:13.310 --> 01:20:15.562
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
01:20:15.729 --> 01:20:18.607
Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.
01:20:18.773 --> 01:20:21.067
- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- Oh, my God. My God!
01:20:21.234 --> 01:20:22.569
Antwan, you should see this.
01:20:24.946 --> 01:20:26.615
And you,
you tried to steal it from me
01:20:26.698 --> 01:20:28.200
with that Molotov chick.
01:20:28.283 --> 01:20:29.284
- Her name's Millie.
- Who?
01:20:29.367 --> 01:20:30.368
Millie.
01:20:30.619 --> 01:20:33.580
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
01:20:33.747 --> 01:20:36.291
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
01:20:36.458 --> 01:20:38.001
That's it. Come on, quicker.
01:20:38.168 --> 01:20:39.628
Yes, there he is.
01:20:39.794 --> 01:20:43.381
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
01:20:44.216 --> 01:20:46.384
AKA Millie Rusk.
01:20:47.010 --> 01:20:48.595
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?
01:20:48.678 --> 01:20:49.679
Yeah.
01:20:49.763 --> 01:20:51.973
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit
01:20:52.140 --> 01:20:54.434
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
01:20:54.601 --> 01:20:56.061
Boot Molotovgirl now.
01:20:56.228 --> 01:21:00.232
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.
01:21:00.398 --> 01:21:01.399
This woman is exceptional.
01:21:01.566 --> 01:21:02.984
Then kill her in the game.
01:21:03.151 --> 01:21:05.862
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
01:21:06.029 --> 01:21:09.366
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.
01:21:09.533 --> 01:21:11.034
Yeah, just one problem.
01:21:11.368 --> 01:21:12.619
We don't have anything.
01:21:12.786 --> 01:21:13.870
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
01:21:14.037 --> 01:21:15.539
We don't have any defences.
01:21:15.705 --> 01:21:19.042
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.
01:21:19.209 --> 01:21:20.752
It's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:21:20.919 --> 01:21:24.422
It's like every NPC went on strike.
01:21:26.216 --> 01:21:28.552
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
01:21:28.635 --> 01:21:30.136
matcha latte with cinnamon!
01:21:30.303 --> 01:21:31.555
- That's me.
- Hey.
01:21:31.721 --> 01:21:33.014
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
01:21:33.306 --> 01:21:34.307
Cheers.
01:21:37.060 --> 01:21:38.728
Go get 'em, Guy!
01:21:40.438 --> 01:21:42.524
It's like a digital walkout.
01:21:43.024 --> 01:21:44.776
No, it's not.
01:21:44.943 --> 01:21:46.861
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
01:21:47.028 --> 01:21:49.072
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:51.157
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
01:21:51.324 --> 01:21:53.660
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
01:21:53.827 --> 01:21:55.120
They'll freak out.
01:21:57.372 --> 01:21:59.708
I don't care.
01:21:59.874 --> 01:22:04.254
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
01:22:04.379 --> 01:22:05.463
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
01:22:05.547 --> 01:22:06.548
'cause you think we're friends now
01:22:06.756 --> 01:22:08.049
and we're in some sort of gang together?
01:22:08.216 --> 01:22:10.176
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
01:22:10.302 --> 01:22:11.303
Cool, we're a team.
01:22:11.386 --> 01:22:12.387
We should come up
01:22:12.470 --> 01:22:13.513
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
01:22:13.638 --> 01:22:15.265
- On three. One, two, three--
- One, two, three--
01:22:15.432 --> 01:22:17.309
Get back to work!
01:22:18.059 --> 01:22:19.644
Someone find me Keys!
01:22:24.107 --> 01:22:26.693
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
01:22:31.531 --> 01:22:33.617
Okay, that's not good.
01:22:35.160 --> 01:22:37.037
He knows where we're going.
01:22:43.001 --> 01:22:44.961
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.
01:22:45.128 --> 01:22:46.796
Want some four wheels to the face?
01:22:46.963 --> 01:22:48.131
Take that. Boom!
01:22:51.885 --> 01:22:54.471
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
01:22:56.097 --> 01:22:57.098
Whoa!
01:23:05.273 --> 01:23:06.733
Here we go. Y'all watching this?
01:23:06.900 --> 01:23:08.193
I'm about to end this fool.
01:23:10.403 --> 01:23:12.739
Come on, come on, come on.
01:23:12.906 --> 01:23:14.741
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
01:23:26.169 --> 01:23:30.298
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
01:23:30.465 --> 01:23:34.135
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
01:23:38.640 --> 01:23:39.641
Come on!
01:23:43.770 --> 01:23:44.896
Go, go, go!
01:24:00.662 --> 01:24:02.872
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
01:24:02.997 --> 01:24:04.082
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.
01:24:04.165 --> 01:24:05.166
Time to give up? You wanna give up?
01:24:05.250 --> 01:24:06.251
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.
01:24:06.334 --> 01:24:07.335
- Go.
- I'll be back.
01:24:07.502 --> 01:24:09.713
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.
01:24:10.714 --> 01:24:14.300
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
01:24:14.467 --> 01:24:16.553
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:19.305
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.
01:24:21.057 --> 01:24:23.059
Unless there is something out there.
01:24:24.352 --> 01:24:26.062
Antwan, is there something there?
01:24:27.564 --> 01:24:29.482
Screw it. Art nerds.
01:24:29.649 --> 01:24:31.025
Time for Dude.
01:24:31.109 --> 01:24:32.152
We're still working on him.
01:24:32.318 --> 01:24:34.446
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
01:24:34.612 --> 01:24:36.030
Drop in Dude now.
01:24:36.990 --> 01:24:38.575
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,
01:24:38.742 --> 01:24:41.953
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.
01:24:49.627 --> 01:24:50.712
What are we supposed to do now?
01:24:50.879 --> 01:24:52.672
Now Keys finds us a bridge.
01:24:54.174 --> 01:24:57.010
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?
01:24:58.887 --> 01:25:00.597
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.
01:25:00.764 --> 01:25:02.098
She's looking for your build.
01:25:02.265 --> 01:25:03.641
What build, Antwan?
01:25:04.267 --> 01:25:05.810
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
01:25:05.977 --> 01:25:07.187
And if you didn't use our code
01:25:07.353 --> 01:25:09.898
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?
01:25:10.607 --> 01:25:12.484
Or am I missing something?
01:25:14.360 --> 01:25:15.361
Leave us.
01:25:18.948 --> 01:25:22.410
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
01:25:22.577 --> 01:25:25.330
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
01:25:25.497 --> 01:25:26.748
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
01:25:26.831 --> 01:25:27.832
Yeah, I do know.
01:25:27.999 --> 01:25:31.002
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
01:25:31.169 --> 01:25:34.798
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
01:25:34.964 --> 01:25:37.383
What matters more than numbers?
Money?
01:25:37.550 --> 01:25:40.220
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
01:25:40.386 --> 01:25:41.721
Nothing matters more than numbers!
01:25:41.888 --> 01:25:43.264
You should be thanking me!
01:25:43.431 --> 01:25:44.432
I should be thanking you?
01:25:44.516 --> 01:25:46.851
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
01:25:47.018 --> 01:25:49.062
You chose your side, little Padawan.
01:25:49.229 --> 01:25:52.774
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
01:25:52.857 --> 01:25:53.858
You get me, bro?
01:25:54.943 --> 01:25:58.029
Yeah, I get you. Bro.
01:25:58.154 --> 01:26:00.573
Which leads me to this.
01:26:15.839 --> 01:26:17.090
Thanks, Keys.
01:26:21.761 --> 01:26:23.388
What the hell was that?
01:26:24.013 --> 01:26:26.391
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
01:26:29.686 --> 01:26:32.397
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
01:26:32.564 --> 01:26:34.649
You're obviously fired, you know that.
01:26:34.816 --> 01:26:37.861
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?
01:26:37.944 --> 01:26:38.945
Boot everyone.
01:26:39.112 --> 01:26:41.197
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?
01:26:41.364 --> 01:26:43.116
Boot them out of the game, now!
01:26:43.283 --> 01:26:44.659
Cancel every player account!
01:26:44.993 --> 01:26:46.703
And where the hell is Dude?
01:26:46.870 --> 01:26:49.581
Security! Kick this punk out.
01:26:55.503 --> 01:26:56.504
Guy!
01:26:56.671 --> 01:26:58.464
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
01:26:58.548 --> 01:26:59.549
What's happening?
01:26:59.632 --> 01:27:00.675
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
01:27:00.842 --> 01:27:02.010
You gotta keep going.
01:27:02.176 --> 01:27:04.429
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
01:27:04.596 --> 01:27:06.264
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
01:27:06.431 --> 01:27:08.391
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
01:27:08.558 --> 01:27:10.476
You do that, Antwan is done.
01:27:10.935 --> 01:27:11.936
I'll make it.
01:27:15.982 --> 01:27:17.066
I'll make it.
01:27:18.234 --> 01:27:19.235
What the hell?
01:27:21.529 --> 01:27:22.947
What's going on?
01:28:02.320 --> 01:28:06.199
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.
01:28:07.158 --> 01:28:08.326
Oh!
01:28:08.409 --> 01:28:09.661
Wow.
01:28:14.749 --> 01:28:15.917
Catchphrase.
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:17.001
Catchphrase?
01:28:17.835 --> 01:28:19.295
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
01:28:19.462 --> 01:28:23.049
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
01:28:27.261 --> 01:28:28.471
Whoa.
01:28:29.764 --> 01:28:32.725
Get up, Guy. Get up.
01:28:45.363 --> 01:28:47.198
Oh, no, no, no.
01:28:51.577 --> 01:28:54.664
Guy, I came to save you.
01:28:56.791 --> 01:28:58.876
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
01:28:59.043 --> 01:29:00.253
He's glorious.
01:29:02.005 --> 01:29:03.256
I mean, he's just like you...
01:29:03.423 --> 01:29:04.841
but way better.
01:29:06.634 --> 01:29:08.886
Way, way better.
01:29:09.053 --> 01:29:10.722
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
01:29:10.930 --> 01:29:12.181
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
01:29:12.348 --> 01:29:13.641
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?
01:29:13.808 --> 01:29:15.143
You don't mind this, do you?
01:29:15.309 --> 01:29:16.978
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
01:29:21.107 --> 01:29:23.276
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
01:29:23.443 --> 01:29:24.444
He punches so hard.
01:29:24.569 --> 01:29:25.570
But yet his hands are so soft.
01:29:25.737 --> 01:29:27.113
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
01:29:27.280 --> 01:29:29.240
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
01:29:29.365 --> 01:29:30.867
Whee!
01:29:30.950 --> 01:29:32.368
Ha-ha!
01:29:35.496 --> 01:29:36.664
Oh...
01:29:40.334 --> 01:29:42.670
No, no, no! No!
01:29:42.837 --> 01:29:45.381
Get up, Guy, get up!
01:29:46.215 --> 01:29:47.592
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
01:29:47.717 --> 01:29:48.718
I don't know what that means.
01:29:51.471 --> 01:29:52.805
Come on, man. Get up!
01:29:52.972 --> 01:29:53.973
Get up.
01:29:55.308 --> 01:29:57.935
There are three things I love in life.
01:29:58.102 --> 01:30:02.565
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
01:30:06.819 --> 01:30:08.780
Oof! Oh, shit!
01:30:10.656 --> 01:30:12.200
Activate death blow.
01:30:12.283 --> 01:30:13.284
Bye, Guy.
01:30:18.081 --> 01:30:19.957
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
01:30:22.126 --> 01:30:23.127
Get up!
01:30:23.211 --> 01:30:25.671
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
01:30:28.758 --> 01:30:29.759
Get up, Guy.
01:30:35.807 --> 01:30:36.891
Oh.
01:30:38.893 --> 01:30:40.686
What the shit?
01:30:48.236 --> 01:30:49.487
That was dope.
01:31:05.795 --> 01:31:07.338
- Hold on. Is that--
- That's a--
01:31:07.463 --> 01:31:10.550
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
01:31:10.758 --> 01:31:11.843
Mm-hmm.
01:31:17.014 --> 01:31:18.933
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.
01:31:54.802 --> 01:31:55.803
Oh!
01:32:02.310 --> 01:32:03.436
Guy!
01:32:05.313 --> 01:32:06.814
Yes!
01:32:06.981 --> 01:32:09.483
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
01:32:30.379 --> 01:32:31.380
There you go.
01:32:32.298 --> 01:32:34.091
Do you see them all now? Yeah?
01:32:34.175 --> 01:32:35.551
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?
01:32:35.635 --> 01:32:38.471
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
01:32:39.889 --> 01:32:41.432
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
01:32:41.599 --> 01:32:43.434
Just lots of little snacks.
01:32:47.063 --> 01:32:50.191
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
01:32:50.733 --> 01:32:52.485
Run free, better me.
01:32:53.778 --> 01:32:54.946
Let's go.
01:32:55.112 --> 01:32:56.572
Where are we going?
01:32:56.739 --> 01:32:58.449
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
01:32:58.783 --> 01:33:00.243
You wanna finish this out with me?
01:33:00.743 --> 01:33:03.704
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.
01:33:03.788 --> 01:33:05.414
Ha-ha!
01:33:05.498 --> 01:33:07.208
Let's go!
01:33:32.316 --> 01:33:33.567
Antwan, come on, man.
01:33:33.734 --> 01:33:36.070
What are we doing here?
01:33:37.238 --> 01:33:38.739
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
01:33:38.906 --> 01:33:41.659
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
01:33:42.118 --> 01:33:45.371
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!
01:33:45.788 --> 01:33:47.164
Wait, so you did steal their code.
01:33:47.331 --> 01:33:49.625
Welcome to the conversation, genius.
01:33:49.792 --> 01:33:50.918
Now, where are those servers?
01:33:51.085 --> 01:33:52.962
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
01:33:53.129 --> 01:33:54.297
All these? This one? Right, this one?
01:33:54.463 --> 01:33:55.673
Yeah. How did you--
01:34:02.179 --> 01:34:03.180
Run.
01:34:07.977 --> 01:34:08.978
Antwan!
01:34:19.363 --> 01:34:20.364
Stop!
01:34:23.409 --> 01:34:24.660
Officer Johnny!
01:34:24.827 --> 01:34:26.078
- Come on!
- Come on!
01:34:29.415 --> 01:34:31.917
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
01:34:32.043 --> 01:34:33.044
I'm not gonna tell you.
01:34:33.169 --> 01:34:34.170
You're just gonna destroy it.
01:34:34.295 --> 01:34:35.546
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
01:34:35.713 --> 01:34:38.966
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
01:34:39.133 --> 01:34:40.634
You didn't do shit.
01:34:40.801 --> 01:34:43.721
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
01:34:44.221 --> 01:34:45.222
Security!
01:34:45.306 --> 01:34:48.768
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.
01:34:48.934 --> 01:34:50.936
He can call you by your real name.
01:35:10.247 --> 01:35:11.332
Guy!
01:35:12.041 --> 01:35:13.793
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
01:35:13.959 --> 01:35:15.378
Go without me!
01:35:15.961 --> 01:35:18.005
I've been scared my whole damn life.
01:35:19.632 --> 01:35:21.550
But I'm not scared anymore.
01:35:24.762 --> 01:35:25.930
I'm sorry.
01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:27.932
I'm not.
01:35:30.851 --> 01:35:32.770
It's been the best day of my life.
01:35:33.562 --> 01:35:35.356
You get to that build.
01:35:36.816 --> 01:35:38.275
You show 'em we matter.
01:35:44.156 --> 01:35:48.744
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.
01:37:28.761 --> 01:37:31.805
You did it!
01:37:40.147 --> 01:37:41.732
Yes! Yes!
01:37:41.899 --> 01:37:44.235
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
01:37:45.778 --> 01:37:47.238
Antwan, stop!
01:37:48.072 --> 01:37:49.323
It's over.
01:37:51.575 --> 01:37:53.202
He made it.
01:37:53.369 --> 01:37:56.872
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.
01:37:57.373 --> 01:37:58.958
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
01:37:59.667 --> 01:38:00.668
Looks likely.
01:38:00.834 --> 01:38:02.044
Cool.
01:38:02.461 --> 01:38:06.173
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
01:38:06.340 --> 01:38:09.134
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.
01:38:09.301 --> 01:38:13.180
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends.
01:38:13.347 --> 01:38:15.641
Including your digital boyfriend,
01:38:16.475 --> 01:38:17.601
Last server.
01:38:18.686 --> 01:38:23.649
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.
01:38:23.816 --> 01:38:25.234
What's in it for Antwan?
01:38:25.401 --> 01:38:26.527
Everything else.
01:38:26.694 --> 01:38:28.654
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
01:38:28.737 --> 01:38:30.906
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,
01:38:31.073 --> 01:38:32.783
just give me what's left of Free City.
01:38:33.242 --> 01:38:35.119
Let me build my own world from there.
01:38:35.286 --> 01:38:38.956
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
01:38:39.123 --> 01:38:40.624
And all pursuant spin-offs?
01:38:40.791 --> 01:38:43.502
All yours. Just put down the axe.
01:38:43.919 --> 01:38:46.422
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
01:38:46.505 --> 01:38:47.965
in the history of dumb deals, right?
01:38:49.091 --> 01:38:51.218
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.
01:38:51.385 --> 01:38:53.345
Why would anyone do that?
01:38:53.512 --> 01:38:55.723
'Cause Keys and I made something great.
01:38:58.017 --> 01:39:00.477
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.
01:39:00.936 --> 01:39:03.856
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
01:39:06.150 --> 01:39:08.277
It's time I played mine.
01:39:09.445 --> 01:39:10.738
Deal?
01:39:20.164 --> 01:39:22.041
Popping today
and not in a good way.
01:39:22.207 --> 01:39:24.710
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip
01:39:24.877 --> 01:39:29.006
with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.
01:39:29.173 --> 01:39:31.550
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
01:39:31.634 --> 01:39:32.760
finds himself in the crosshairs.
01:39:32.926 --> 01:39:34.261
Crosshairs.
01:39:34.428 --> 01:39:36.055
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
01:39:36.221 --> 01:39:37.306
We're too busy to gloat.
01:39:37.473 --> 01:39:39.475
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
01:39:39.642 --> 01:39:41.477
Speaking of busy, we just doubled
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:43.479
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.
01:39:43.646 --> 01:39:44.647
It's amazing.
01:39:44.772 --> 01:39:46.106
Who'd have thought
that so many people
01:39:46.273 --> 01:39:49.234
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
01:39:49.818 --> 01:39:50.944
Hmm.
01:39:51.779 --> 01:39:52.780
Oh, yeah, we did.
01:39:52.905 --> 01:39:54.615
Yeah.
01:39:55.908 --> 01:39:58.285
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.
01:39:58.619 --> 01:39:59.828
Antwan out!
01:39:59.995 --> 01:40:01.622
Meanwhile, the game Free Life
01:40:01.705 --> 01:40:04.166
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
01:40:04.333 --> 01:40:07.711
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game
01:40:07.878 --> 01:40:10.798
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
01:40:10.964 --> 01:40:14.009
and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.
01:40:14.093 --> 01:40:15.094
Uh, hey, Mills--
01:40:17.554 --> 01:40:19.723
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
01:40:20.140 --> 01:40:22.267
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.
01:40:24.103 --> 01:40:26.021
- Oh.
- Coffee?
01:40:26.605 --> 01:40:28.399
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
01:40:28.941 --> 01:40:30.401
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
01:40:31.026 --> 01:40:32.027
Oh, Keys, uh--
01:40:32.194 --> 01:40:33.696
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
01:40:33.862 --> 01:40:34.905
Yeah.
01:40:45.165 --> 01:40:47.418
Hi, Randy. Milton.
01:40:49.920 --> 01:40:51.004
Hmm.
01:40:51.880 --> 01:40:53.424
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
01:40:54.800 --> 01:40:56.719
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.
01:40:57.219 --> 01:40:58.345
You should see it in here.
01:40:58.512 --> 01:41:00.723
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
01:41:00.806 --> 01:41:02.516
Wow.
01:41:05.018 --> 01:41:06.019
Hey, guys.
01:41:16.071 --> 01:41:17.865
Look, Guy--
01:41:18.073 --> 01:41:20.242
Wow, this is harder than I thought.
01:41:20.993 --> 01:41:22.661
Then let me do it for you.
01:41:23.454 --> 01:41:24.997
Guy,
01:41:27.583 --> 01:41:30.961
you are dreamy.
01:41:32.421 --> 01:41:37.009
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,
01:41:37.176 --> 01:41:41.388
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
01:41:41.555 --> 01:41:43.682
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
01:41:44.266 --> 01:41:49.188
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
01:41:53.859 --> 01:41:56.320
See? Was that so hard?
01:41:57.404 --> 01:41:59.239
So, what are you gonna do?
01:42:00.240 --> 01:42:02.868
Anything I want. Thanks to you.
01:42:04.244 --> 01:42:05.788
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
01:42:05.954 --> 01:42:07.456
Neither are you.
01:42:09.833 --> 01:42:11.543
I love you, Millie.
01:42:12.711 --> 01:42:16.006
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,
01:42:17.382 --> 01:42:19.593
someone wrote that program.
01:42:21.804 --> 01:42:23.847
I'm just a love letter to you.
01:42:24.890 --> 01:42:27.309
Somewhere out there is the author.
01:42:45.452 --> 01:42:49.206
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
01:42:49.373 --> 01:42:51.416
And he was alive because
he met the one person
01:42:51.500 --> 01:42:53.043
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
01:42:53.210 --> 01:42:56.421
And I had to make it realistic, so
01:42:57.673 --> 01:42:59.508
I based it off of
01:43:01.301 --> 01:43:02.302
you.
01:43:04.471 --> 01:43:06.390
The woman of his dreams,
01:43:09.184 --> 01:43:10.936
she was the same as mine.
01:43:11.103 --> 01:43:14.398
So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets
01:43:14.565 --> 01:43:18.402
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit
01:43:18.569 --> 01:43:21.113
of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.
01:43:22.155 --> 01:43:25.200
Like, all the time, she would repeat.
01:43:28.453 --> 01:43:29.454
Finally!
01:43:36.253 --> 01:43:37.254
Keys!
01:43:45.470 --> 01:43:47.139
What are you--
01:44:28.055 --> 01:44:29.514
You okay, little guy Guy?
01:44:29.932 --> 01:44:31.725
You seem adjective.
01:44:31.892 --> 01:44:34.519
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
01:44:34.686 --> 01:44:36.355
Thank you. That was nice.
01:44:36.521 --> 01:44:39.983
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
01:44:41.485 --> 01:44:43.236
I just miss my best friend.
01:44:44.863 --> 01:44:47.866
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
01:44:48.033 --> 01:44:51.328
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
01:44:51.495 --> 01:44:53.205
I can bench press a sentence.
01:44:53.288 --> 01:44:56.792
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.
01:44:56.875 --> 01:44:59.002
Harder laughter!
01:44:59.711 --> 01:45:00.712
Oh.
01:45:00.796 --> 01:45:01.964
Guy?
01:45:04.675 --> 01:45:06.510
- Buddy!
- No!
01:45:06.677 --> 01:45:07.844
Oh, my God! Guy!
01:45:08.011 --> 01:45:09.429
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
01:45:09.513 --> 01:45:10.514
You didn't!
01:45:10.639 --> 01:45:12.849
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
01:45:13.016 --> 01:45:15.268
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
01:45:15.435 --> 01:45:18.021
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'
01:45:18.188 --> 01:45:20.190
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
01:45:20.357 --> 01:45:24.111
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
01:45:24.277 --> 01:45:26.947
Man, I love it here.
01:45:27.030 --> 01:45:29.324
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
01:45:29.491 --> 01:45:30.575
Now, it might sound weird,
01:45:30.742 --> 01:45:34.121
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,
01:45:34.287 --> 01:45:36.540
whatever a centaur is, I did it.
01:45:36.707 --> 01:45:38.000
I rode a dude, too!
01:45:38.166 --> 01:45:39.376
Friendly gesture!
01:45:39.543 --> 01:45:40.711
So friendly!
01:45:41.169 --> 01:45:42.504
Come on, bring it in!
01:45:42.713 --> 01:45:44.006
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
01:45:44.172 --> 01:45:45.340
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
01:45:45.507 --> 01:45:46.675
You come here! I'm coming to you!
01:45:46.842 --> 01:45:48.468
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
01:45:51.680 --> 01:45:53.140
Buddy, I missed you!
01:45:53.306 --> 01:45:55.308
Hey, so where's the bank?
01:45:56.810 --> 01:45:58.061
There is no bank.
01:45:58.228 --> 01:45:59.479
So what do we do?
01:45:59.855 --> 01:46:01.898
Whatever we want.
01:46:10.824 --> 01:46:12.576
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.